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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 15 Feb 2002.
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Happy Birthday, Joris

Happy Birthday, Joris

alt.ascii-art · 8 messages · 15 Feb 2002 - 27 Feb 2002
ann...@oal.com ASCII art 15 Feb 2002 11:03 · permalink · report


         Joris, I thought of something to give you for your birthday.
                                   /
                                .,,,.    
                               (~~~)))
                               _ _ ((()          I'm not sure that you
                               (^  ))))          should take it, J.B.
                                ~_(((())                 /
                                 `,))))))
                             ,O O #(()))),          /_,/\
                            (0|/  ? 0  ,. \        /OO  (
                             `| - )-.-`/ \ \      .Y___ /
                              /__/\ \___  } )         \(__
                         ,-   /   \_/   \/ /         /   (\
                       |/|   / < ____ _> \`          |.  ||\
 ----------------------|.|--/___/  ,___/___\---------'-----'----------
  b'ger/aa             '-'      |\/ 

--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
                             .,,,.
 ####    ####               (~~~)))   Seriously, though...happy
##  ##  ##  ##              _ _ ((()   /  birthday, Joris! Hehe!
######  ######              (^  ))))
##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()
##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))

On Fri, 15 Feb 2002 11:03:48 -0000, ann...@oal.com  wrote in message
<u6p...@corp.supernews.com>:
>         Joris, I thought of something to give you for your birthday.
>                                   /
>                                .,,,.    
>                               (~~~)))
>                               _ _ ((()          I'm not sure that you
>                               (^  ))))          should take it, J.B.
>                                ~_(((())                 /
>                                 `,))))))
>                             ,O O #(()))),          /_,/\
>                            (0|/  ? 0  ,. \        /OO  (
>                             `| - )-.-`/ \ \      .Y___ /
>                              /__/\ \___  } )         \(__
>                         ,-   /   \_/   \/ /         /   (\
>                       |/|   / < ____ _> \`          |.  ||\
> ----------------------|.|--/___/  ,___/___\---------'-----'----------
>  b'ger/aa             '-'      |\/ 
>
>--
>Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
>                             .,,,.
> ####    ####               (~~~)))   Seriously, though...happy
>##  ##  ##  ##              _ _ ((()   /  birthday, Joris! Hehe!
>######  ######              (^  ))))
>##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()
>##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))

hubba hubba, slut...

-- 
I am your father

ann...@oal.com ASCII art 15 Feb 2002 23:45 · permalink · report
On 2002-02-15 vad...@empire.starwars.com said:

   >hubba hubba, slut...

--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
                             .,,,.
 ####    ####               (~~~)))   Don't get all hot and bothered, Mel.
##  ##  ##  ##              _ _ ((()   / It's only a stupid cartoon; it's
######  ######              (^  ))))     not real. I don't actually look
##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()    like that. In real life, I'm
##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))   MUCH bigger. Hehehe!

On Fri, 15 Feb 2002 23:45:28 -0000, ann...@oal.com wrote in message
<u6r...@corp.supernews.com>:
>On 2002-02-15 vad...@empire.starwars.com said:
>   >hubba hubba, slut...
>--
>Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
>                             .,,,.
> ####    ####               (~~~)))   Don't get all hot and bothered, Mel.
>##  ##  ##  ##              _ _ ((()   / It's only a stupid cartoon; it's
>######  ######              (^  ))))     not real. I don't actually look
>##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()    like that. In real life, I'm
>##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))   MUCH bigger. Hehehe!

yeh... you gotta dick...

-- 
I am your father

ann...@oal.com ASCII art 16 Feb 2002 06:00 · permalink · report
On 2002-02-16 vad...@empire.starwars.com said:

   >yeh... you gotta dick...

--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
                             .,,,.
 ####    ####               (~~~)))   Oh, honestly...  You're a
##  ##  ##  ##              _ _ ((()   /  pathetic little twit,
######  ######              (^  ))))      Mel. Grow up. Till then,
##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()     welcome to my kill-file.
##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))    <plonk>

Lord Vader <vad...@empire.starwars.com> ASCII art 16 Feb 2002 11:03 · permalink · report
On Sat, 16 Feb 2002 06:00:05 -0000, ann...@oal.com wrote in message
<u6r...@corp.supernews.com>:
>On 2002-02-16 vad...@empire.starwars.com said:
>   >yeh... you gotta dick...
>--
>Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
>                             .,,,.
> ####    ####               (~~~)))   Oh, honestly...  You're a
>##  ##  ##  ##              _ _ ((()   /  pathetic little twit,
>######  ######              (^  ))))      Mel. Grow up. Till then,
>##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()     welcome to my kill-file.
>##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))    <plonk>

I pissed you off...!!! I pissed you off...!!!I pissed you off...!!!I pissed
you off...!!!I pissed you off...!!!I pissed you off...!!!I pissed you
off...!!!I pissed you off...!!!I pissed you off...!!!I pissed you off...!!!

OH HAPPY DAY...!!!

yup... that was the plan... to get to you... to piss you off...

excuse me while i go and masturbate now...

-- 
I am your father

"Lord Vader" <vad...@empire.starwars.com> wrote in message
news:rve...@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 16 Feb 2002 06:00:05 -0000, ann...@oal.com wrote in message
> <u6r...@corp.supernews.com>:
> >On 2002-02-16 vad...@empire.starwars.com said:
> >   >yeh... you gotta dick...
> >--
> >Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
> >                             .,,,.
> > ####    ####               (~~~)))   Oh, honestly...  You're a
> >##  ##  ##  ##              _ _ ((()   /  pathetic little twit,
> >######  ######              (^  ))))      Mel. Grow up. Till then,
> >##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()     welcome to my kill-file.
> >##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))    <plonk>
>
> I pissed you off...!!! I pissed you off...!!!I pissed you off...!!!I
pissed
> you off...!!!I pissed you off...!!!I pissed you off...!!!I pissed you
> off...!!!I pissed you off...!!!I pissed you off...!!!I pissed you
off...!!!

well, Richard Catto aka Lord Vader aka Mel, you are a FAT, GAY, HOMOSEXUAL,
FAGGOT, QUEER, LARDY BOY, PORKY PIG, TURD BURGLAR !!!!!!!!!1

I know that it pisses you off when i call you these names...

I am also laughing at you Richard Catto !
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now i know *THAT* pisses you off....

So, Big Boy, you gonna make some more death threats against me ???
or are you going to go cry to mommy saying the big nasty man is picking on
you again???

>
> OH HAPPY DAY...!!!
> yup... that was the plan... to get to you... to piss you off...

just like i am getting to you....
go pick on someone your own size !!!
oh, wait.. you already did!... *ME* !!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> excuse me while i go and masturbate now...

thinking of all those nice hunky men that are answering your ads on GayNet
??
hehehehe... nice.....

Lord Gayder <lor...@adderleystreet.co.za> ASCII art 27 Feb 2002 01:34 · permalink · report
<ann...@oal.com> wrote in message
news:u6r...@corp.supernews.com...
>
> On 2002-02-16 vad...@empire.starwars.com said:
>
>    >yeh... you gotta dick...
>
> --
> Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
>                              .,,,.
>  ####    ####               (~~~)))   Oh, honestly...  You're a
> ##  ##  ##  ##              _ _ ((()   /  pathetic little twit,
> ######  ######              (^  ))))      Mel. Grow up. Till then,
> ##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()     welcome to my kill-file.
> ##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))    <plonk>


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  (((`````)       Pity you didn't already, as then
  )))-(o)(o)      he'd have no one to play with
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