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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 31 May 2004.
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Nerd Boy, episode 544

Nerd Boy, episode 544

alt.ascii-art · 13 messages · 31 May 2004 - 2 Jun 2004
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 31 May 2004 22:12 · permalink · report
     I bought a cat.    You bought a cat?!
               `               `,,,
                OO              ..'
               ((               ||
            __ b b ____________ || __________



        Yeah, it's a..     Where is it?!
                  `            `,,,
                   OO           ..'
                  .||.         -||-
       ___________ bb _________ || ____________________



       She's in my room,       Here kitty kitty!
     you're gonna love her.        `,,,      .--.
                      `OO           '~~      |  |
                      ((-            ||      |  |
              _______ b b __________ |\ _____|  |____________



             Oh, and it's a           |          _^_^
              MegaCat 5000!        \  ' /        =v= |  *MEOW*
          .--.        `         `.  ,,,  ,'      \J_/`.
          |  |         OO        -  'oo  -        |    \
          |  |        .||-           -\\-         ||| ( \
jg        |  |         bb              \\         ||| _\|`-'



-----
I seem to have a penchant for weird stuff now.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Joaquim G�ndara wrote:

 >              Oh, and it's a           |          _^_^
 >               MegaCat 5000!        \  ' /        =v= |  *MEOW*
 >           .--.        `         `.  ,,,  ,'      \J_/`.
 >           |  |         OO        -  'oo  -        |    \
 >           |  |        .||-           -\\-         ||| ( \
 > jg        |  |         bb              \\         ||| _\|`-'
 >
 > -----
 > I seem to have a penchant for weird stuff now.


Damn. And there was me looking forward to someone beating the challenge 
of a 2-line high cat. I really liked this comic though - that last bit 
is a killer.

Rowe
-- 
You can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
You can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
Telnet over, it's a simple hack.
Port one-nineteen is where it's at.
and you can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.

Rowe Rickenbacker <use...@templeofdreams.net> wrote:
: Joaquim G�ndara wrote:

:  >              Oh, and it's a           |          _^_^
:  >               MegaCat 5000!        \  ' /        =v= |  *MEOW*
:  >           .--.        `         `.  ,,,  ,'      \J_/`.
:  >           |  |         OO        -  'oo  -        |    \
:  >           |  |        .||-           -\\-         ||| ( \
:  > jg        |  |         bb              \\         ||| _\|`-'
:  >
:  > -----
:  > I seem to have a penchant for weird stuff now.


: Damn. And there was me looking forward to someone beating the challenge 
: of a 2-line high cat. I really liked this comic though - that last bit 
: is a killer.

Still I'm afraid Mandy's uncle's rocs are beyond the capabilities of
this cat. Perheaps it was shipped under no warranty etc...

brojek.

Bateau <Gam...@work.stomping.aza> ASCII art 1 Jun 2004 10:32 · permalink · report
Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
>Joaquim G�ndara wrote:
>
> >              Oh, and it's a           |          _^_^
> >               MegaCat 5000!        \  ' /        =v= |  *MEOW*
> >           .--.        `         `.  ,,,  ,'      \J_/`.
> >           |  |         OO        -  'oo  -        |    \
> >           |  |        .||-           -\\-         ||| ( \
> > jg        |  |         bb              \\         ||| _\|`-'
> >
> > -----
> > I seem to have a penchant for weird stuff now.
>
>
>Damn. And there was me looking forward to someone beating the challenge 
>of a 2-line high cat. I really liked this comic though - that last bit 
>is a killer.

  / _(=`)=
  `(_,_,),  lbm

A cat.

    _(^^)
 /`(_,_,),  lbm

A cat looking at something behind it.
     _
    ( `)=
    ( (
     \ \
 _____) )_
(______/__)  lbm

A snake.
-- 
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               `-.-'                         K I N G   O F   T H E   M O N S T E R S

"Rowe Rickenbacker" <use...@templeofdreams.net> skrev i meddelandet
news:2i1...@uni-berlin.de...
>
> Damn. And there was me looking forward to someone beating the challenge
> of a 2-line high cat. I really liked this comic though - that last bit
> is a killer.

I wasn't aware of such a challenge. Or maybe I was and forgot.

    \-.-/_
    m m _/)_,'   jg


Dreaming that my sig is a rat.

    \-.o/_
    m m _/)_,'   <O~

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Joaquim G�ndara wrote:

 >  \-.-/_
 >   m m _/)_,'  jg

Woohoo! :)

Rowe
-- 
You can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
You can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
Telnet over, it's a simple hack.
Port one-nineteen is where it's at.
and you can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> skrev i meddelandet
 news:2i3...@uni-berlin.de
> "Rowe Rickenbacker" <use...@templeofdreams.net> skrev i meddelandet
> news:2i1...@uni-berlin.de
> >
> > Damn. And there was me looking forward to someone beating the challenge
> > of a 2-line high cat. I really liked this comic though - that last bit
> > is a killer.
>
> I wasn't aware of such a challenge. Or maybe I was and forgot.
>
>     \-.-/_
>     m m _/)_,'   jg
>
>
> Dreaming that my sig is a rat.
>
>     \-.o/_
>     m m _/)_,'   <O~

Curled it up in a ball.

  ,-\-.-/
 (__-.m m   jg

Looks better if I cheat with a third line.
    _   _
  ,-\o.o/
 (__-.m m   ~O>

A real rat! Get it!

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> skrev i meddelandet
 news:2i3...@uni-berlin.de
> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> skrev i meddelandet
>  news:2i3...@uni-berlin.de
> > "Rowe Rickenbacker" <use...@templeofdreams.net> skrev i meddelandet
> > news:2i1...@uni-berlin.de
> > >
> > > Damn. And there was me looking forward to someone beating the challenge
> > > of a 2-line high cat. I really liked this comic though - that last bit
> > > is a killer.
> >
> > I wasn't aware of such a challenge. Or maybe I was and forgot.
> >
> >     \-.-/_
> >     m m _/)_,'   jg
> >
> >
> > Dreaming that my sig is a rat.
> >
> >     \-.o/_
> >     m m _/)_,'   <O~
>
> Curled it up in a ball.
>
>   ,-\-.-/
>  (__-.m m   jg
>
> Looks better if I cheat with a third line.
>     _   _
>   ,-\o.o/
>  (__-.m m   ~O>
>
> A real rat! Get it!

Aww, it escaped into its hole!

 `-m\o.o/m

Keep watching the hole, it might come out.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

"Joaquim G�ndara"

> Aww, it escaped into its hole!
>
>  `-m\o.o/m
>
> Keep watching the hole, it might come out.

Well now we caught you, Joaquim!

You provide us with stories in such a way that we
imagine everything you want us to imagine! Let me
explain: Nobody (at least not me) would have been
able to decipher `-m\o.o/m as "a cat in front of
a mouse hole seen from within". But now - after
all this "challenge" here and "tricky 3rd line" there
and a final "Aww..." it's completely natural.

Wondergratefully,
your psychiasciologician
R@iner

"Rainer Rosenthal" <r.r...@web.de> skrev i meddelandet
 news:2i3...@uni-berlin.de
>
> "Joaquim G�ndara"
>
> > Aww, it escaped into its hole!
> >
> >  `-m\o.o/m
> >
> > Keep watching the hole, it might come out.
>
> Well now we caught you, Joaquim!
>
> You provide us with stories in such a way that we
> imagine everything you want us to imagine! [snip]

Oops, busted! It's true, I use context a great deal to maximise the comprehensibility of my mini
ascii art. I always try to find a way to explain what my art is supposed to be, without being too
obvious of course. Dialogue is a great help in my Nerd Boy strips, since people are naturally
talking about what's happening. I've noticed that people are less likely to understand unexpected
events in my strips, and I'm guessing it's because the mini ascii art that represents the unexpected
event isn't properly supported by the dialogue, or at least implicitly explained by preceding
panels. This is a good example: http://www.nerd-boy.net/300 Maybe I could've drawn an initial
outside view, like the cinematographical "wide view" used to facilitate comprehension.

Sometimes I rely on the reader being accustomed to seeing Nerd Boy's glasses as OO or Mandy's
ponytail as ~ so I can just use those in a new context and you can still understand them. It's a
matter of creating new symbols through usage. I'm always afraid new readers will be completely lost
when I pull stunts like that, because they don't know the symbols I've created in Nerd Boy; they
don't know the Nerd Boy language like my old readers do. I haven't used Nerd Boy symbols in a while.
The best example I can find is one that sets up the usage both with preceding panels and with
dialogue: http://www.nerd-boy.net/315 If Nerd Boy hadn't been standing next to the drumset a while,
the reader might not understand what's happening when Nerd Boy is sitting behind it.

What I did this time, with the cat, was create the \o.o/ symbol and the m symbol in the reader's
mind through repeated usage, and then I was free to combine them in a new way. I guess you caught me
this time because the mini story wasn't that much of a story. :)

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

"Joaquim G�ndara"

> I guess you caught me this time because the mini
> story wasn't that much of a story. :)

Thanks for your detailled reply, which confirms my sudden
insight some hours ago. I wondered what made me feel as if
I really sat flat inside that hole (side by side with some
poor and frightened mice :-)
The one-line-outset was so adequate for that situation ...
and so highly abstract on the other hand. So I was forced
to think about the magic behind that.

"Magic" is not so bad an expression here, I think. We readers
and fans of "Nerd Boy & Friends" share the magic that has
sort of bewitched you.

Best regards and greetings
R@ineR

Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:

> Damn. And there was me looking forward to someone beating the challenge 
> of a 2-line high cat. I really liked this comic though - that last bit 
> is a killer.

two lines?
one line!

&  ---(meow!)

heh

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in news:2i1ou0Fi2lnlU1@uni-
berlin.de:

>      I bought a cat.    You bought a cat?!

OK, here is the tip-off. BOUGHT. Yea, right!

> _^_^
> =v= |  *MEOW*
> \J_/`.
>  |    \
>  ||| ( \
>  ||| _\|`-'
> 

So litter box scooping is done by, what?  A Terex back-hoe perhaps?

Let's just hope that is does not start "marking" its territory!  
Oh, the smell!

-- 
ATB

Charles Kincaid

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