Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 Dec 2004.
Nerd Boy, episode 611
alt.ascii-art
· 38 messages · 3 Dec 2004 - 8 Dec 2004
There should be a ban on Because of the thing you and
buying things for oneself during Fan Boy were talking about?
November and December. ` ,
OO ..~
(( .<<.
___________ b b ______ || _________
Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next
were listening? ` , few minutes either.
OO ~..
.||. .<<-"
__________ bb ____ || ____
Hm. Well, the benefits are two-fold:
You won't buy something that you'll
later get for Xmas, and when you
finally get stuff, you're `
even more thankful because OO ..~
of abstaining for a while. <||. .<<.
_______________ bb ____ || ___________
Well, what do I think maroon drapes
you think? would be perfect here.
` ,
OO ~..
-||- .>>.
jg__________________________ bb ____ || ________________
----
The opening line here was originally something I was going to
write in the comment for the previous strip, but then I realised
that it sounded exactly like something Nerd Boy would say. I'll
be interested to see whether anyone can understand what Mandy is
doing in the second panel. I thought it was quite cool myself, so
if you don't understand it you can just shut up and avoid hurting
my feelings. That way I won't be too depressed to make more strips.
Everybody wins!
--
OO Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
bb jg
Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next > were listening? ` , few minutes either. > OO ~.. > .||. .<<-" > __________ bb ____ || ____ Did she look at watch? -- Janusz
Joaquim G�ndara. > > Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next > were listening? ` , few minutes either. > OO ~.. > .||. .<<-" > __________ bb ____ || ____ > > I'll be interested to see whether anyone can understand what Mandy > is doing in the second panel. Is she wawing her hand?
Janusz Piwowarski. > Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > >> Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next >> were listening? ` , few minutes either. >> OO ~.. >> .||. .<<-" >> __________ bb ____ || ____ > > Did she look at watch? Oh yes of course!
On 03/12/2004, around 10:32, Joaquim Gândara wrote: JG> I'll be interested to see whether anyone can understand what Mandy JG> is doing in the second panel. Beats me. Do I get a clue? -- Stuart See headers for PGP Key. The Benefits of Being Over Sixty (10) : You can have a party and the neighbours don't even realise it.
"Babacio" <bab...@free.fr> skrev i meddelandet news:m2r...@baba.ba > Joaquim G�ndara. > > > > > Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next > > were listening? ` , few minutes either. > > OO ~.. > > .||. .<<-" > > __________ bb ____ || ____ > > > > > I'll be interested to see whether anyone can understand what Mandy > > is doing in the second panel. > > Is she wawing her hand? Close. It's something to do with the hand. My older brother actually got it immediately, so it shouldn't be too hard. I admit that it's out of context, which makes it a bit harder than it should be. -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > There should be a ban on Because of the thing you and > buying things for oneself during Fan Boy were talking about? > November and December. ` , > OO ..~ > (( .<<. > ___________ b b ______ || _________ > > > Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next > were listening? ` , few minutes either. > OO ~.. > .||. .<<-" > __________ bb ____ || ____ > > > Hm. Well, the benefits are two-fold: > You won't buy something that you'll > later get for Xmas, and when you > finally get stuff, you're ` > even more thankful because OO ..~ > of abstaining for a while. <||. .<<. > _______________ bb ____ || ___________ > > > Well, what do I think maroon drapes > you think? would be perfect here. > ` , > OO ~.. > -||- .>>. > jg__________________________ bb ____ || ________________ > > > > ---- > The opening line here was originally something I was going to > write in the comment for the previous strip, but then I realised > that it sounded exactly like something Nerd Boy would say. I'll > be interested to see whether anyone can understand what Mandy is > doing in the second panel. Talk to the hand! > I thought it was quite cool myself, so > if you don't understand it you can just shut up and avoid hurting > my feelings. That way I won't be too depressed to make more strips. > Everybody wins! > -- "And if I get a hemorrhoid shaped like your face my proctologist will contact you (not that I care what you even look like or what gender you really are)." - Snit 10/11/04 By responding to Elizabot v2.0.2 you implicitly agree to the TOS at: http://elizabot.spymac.net/
"Joaquim G�ndara" <joa...@telia.com> wrote: > "Babacio" <bab...@free.fr> skrev i meddelandet > news:m2r...@baba.ba >> Joaquim G�ndara. >> >> > >> > Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next >> > were listening? ` , few minutes either. >> > OO ~.. >> > .||. .<<-" >> > __________ bb ____ || ____ >> > >> >> > I'll be interested to see whether anyone can understand what Mandy >> > is doing in the second panel. >> >> Is she wawing her hand? > Close. It's something to do with the hand. My older brother actually > got it immediately, so it shouldn't be too hard. I admit that it's > out of context, which makes it a bit harder than it should be. Examines her fingernails. Perheaps they are maroon coloured. brojek.
"Przemyslaw Brojewski" <bro...@zly.kis.p.lodz.pl> skrev i meddelandet news:coph0d$3ro$1...@kujawiak.man.lodz.pl > "Joaquim G�ndara" <joa...@telia.com> wrote: > > "Babacio" <bab...@free.fr> skrev i meddelandet > > news:m2r...@baba.ba > >> Joaquim G�ndara. > >> > >> > > >> > Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next > >> > were listening? ` , few minutes either. > >> > OO ~.. > >> > .||. .<<-" > >> > __________ bb ____ || ____ > >> > > >> > >> > I'll be interested to see whether anyone can understand what Mandy > >> > is doing in the second panel. > >> > >> Is she wawing her hand? > > > Close. It's something to do with the hand. My older brother actually > > got it immediately, so it shouldn't be too hard. I admit that it's > > out of context, which makes it a bit harder than it should be. > > Examines her fingernails. Perheaps they are maroon coloured. As usual, only brojek understands me. AND takes it one step further! :) Mandy looks kinda strange in Lucinda (which she is shown in on my OE now because of the central-european encoding). Does my ass look big in this font? ` ' , ~.. @@ - .>>. || || dd -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 11:01:43 +0100, Joaquim Gï¿œndara <joa...@telia.com> wrote: > I think you should I did 'em only yesterday. > do you nails again ` , Dang that cheap > OO ~.. nailpolish! > .||. .<<-" > __________ bb ____ || ____ > > ---- > I'll be interested to see whether anyone can understand what Mandy is > doing in the second panel. I think this should explain what i think she was doing :-) -- Balaam's Miracle Visit http://balaamsmiracle.cjb.net , your source to Christian underground music.
On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 11:00:29 +0000 (UTC), Przemyslaw Brojewski <bro...@zly.kis.p.lodz.pl> wrote: >>> > Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next >>> > were listening? ` , few minutes either. >>> > OO ~.. >>> > .||. .<<-" >>> > __________ bb ____ || ____ >>> > >>> >>> > I'll be interested to see whether anyone can understand what Mandy >>> > is doing in the second panel. >>> >>> Is she wawing her hand? > >> Close. It's something to do with the hand. My older brother actually >> got it immediately, so it shouldn't be too hard. I admit that it's >> out of context, which makes it a bit harder than it should be. > > Examines her fingernails. Perheaps they are maroon coloured. Hey, that's (close to) what i was going to say! -- Balaam's Miracle Visit http://balaamsmiracle.cjb.net , your source to Christian underground music.
> "Joaquim G�ndara" <joa...@telia.com> wrote in message > news:31b...@individual.net... > > As usual, only brojek understands me. AND takes it one > step further! :) > > Mandy looks kinda strange in Lucinda (which she is shown > in on my OE now because of the central-european encoding). Hey, I got it straight away too, but didn't get a chance to post until now. > Does my ass look > big in this font? > ` ' , No, but your tits do > ~.. @@ - > .>>. || > || dd
Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > The opening line here was originally something I was going to > write in the comment for the previous strip, but then I realised > that it sounded exactly like something Nerd Boy would say. I'll Weell... I'm sorry to state the obvious, but it's been clear to me for quite a long time now that you are NB's real life alter ego (or is it vice-versa?) -- Bertrand
Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > The opening line here was originally something I was going to > write in the comment for the previous strip, but then I realised > that it sounded exactly like something Nerd Boy would say. I'll Weell, isn't that what it's all about? ( ) Oh! I can't )( t`nac I !hO believe it! ( ) !ti eveileb `___ )( ' /// \ ( ) //-[.[.] )( \|\ _\ ( ) OO =| {-} )( .||. \\ # ( ) db ./|\. )( |_\_ ( ) )( ( ) jg+aa -- Bertrand
Janusz Piwowarski wrote: > Joaquim Gândara wrote: > >> Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next >> were listening? ` , few minutes either. >> OO ~.. >> .||. .<<-" >> __________ bb ____ || ____ > > Did she look at watch? Isn't she checking out fabric samples? :) Rowe -- I am a hat of justice perched upon the heads of the wicked. Feel my soft felt lining and quiver, villain!
Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > There should be a ban on Because of the thing you and > buying things for oneself during Fan Boy were talking about? > November and December. ` , > OO ..~ > (( .<<. > ___________ b b ______ || _________ > > > Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next > were listening? ` , few minutes either. > OO ~.. > .||. .<<-" > __________ bb ____ || ____ > > > Hm. Well, the benefits are two-fold: > You won't buy something that you'll > later get for Xmas, and when you > finally get stuff, you're ` > even more thankful because OO ..~ > of abstaining for a while. <||. .<<. > _______________ bb ____ || ___________ > > > Well, what do I think maroon drapes > you think? would be perfect here. > ` , > OO ~.. > -||- .>>. > jg__________________________ bb ____ || ________________ > > > > ---- > The opening line here was originally something I was going to > write in the comment for the previous strip, but then I realised > that it sounded exactly like something Nerd Boy would say. I'll > be interested to see whether anyone can understand what Mandy is > doing in the second panel. I thought it was quite cool myself, so > if you don't understand it you can just shut up and avoid hurting > my feelings. That way I won't be too depressed to make more strips. > Everybody wins! Shes looking at her finger nails - surprised she didn't start whistling :) Another post-Xmas benefit - the Jan sales! NB should suggest have Xmas a month late for various reasons: economic, holiday crowds, cheaper fares, stay at work and nobody there and no work to do, etc -- ABCGi - Atomic ______________________ <===> Bacterial Genetic |---------------------|| Chemical Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.fly.to =-+-=> |---------------------|'
"Joaquim G�ndara" <joa...@telia.com> wrote: > > There should be a ban on Because of the thing you and >buying things for oneself during Fan Boy were talking about? > November and December. ` , > OO ..~ > (( .<<. > ___________ b b ______ || _________ > > > Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next > were listening? ` , few minutes either. > OO ~.. > .||. .<<-" > __________ bb ____ || ____ > > >Hm. Well, the benefits are two-fold: >You won't buy something that you'll >later get for Xmas, and when you >finally get stuff, you're ` >even more thankful because OO ..~ >of abstaining for a while. <||. .<<. > _______________ bb ____ || ___________ > > > Well, what do I think maroon drapes > you think? would be perfect here. > ` , > OO ~.. > -||- .>>. >jg__________________________ bb ____ || ________________ > > > >---- >The opening line here was originally something I was going to >write in the comment for the previous strip, but then I realised >that it sounded exactly like something Nerd Boy would say. I'll >be interested to see whether anyone can understand what Mandy is >doing in the second panel. I thought it was quite cool myself, so >if you don't understand it you can just shut up and avoid hurting >my feelings. That way I won't be too depressed to make more strips. >Everybody wins! I got what Mandy is doing.
On 5 Dec 2004, Homer.Simpson wrote: > > Joaquim Gândara said > > > Does my ass look > > big in this font? > > ` ' , > > ~.. @@ - > > .>>. || > > || dd > > > > This is classic evidence of the evil nature inherent in > oo / the female sex. Anyone who does not concur is either: > <||' 1. female > db 2. has never been asked such a question Well, I for one, have never been asked by -anybody- how they look in a given font. Tho vk could, in 3d even... . .|||||. .|||||. . ||||||||| ||||||||| . | . . || || . . || . |( ^ )|| ||( ^ )| . ||\ = /|||| ||||\ = /|| . |||||`-'|||||| ||||||`-'||||| . |.--' `--.|| ||.--' `--.| . / ||_. ._|| \| |/ ||_. ._|| \ . / ( )( ) \ / ( )( ) \ . ( /`-' `-' \ ) ( / `-' `-'\ ) . \ \| . |/ / \ \| . |/ / . )/_________\( )/_________\( . | \ / | | \ / | . \ | / \ | / . \ | / \ | / . ( )|( ) ( )|( ) . / | \ / | \ . | | | After | | | After . \ | / vk \ | / vk . ) | ( ) | ( . mmo^omm mmo^omm 3ch
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004, Faux_Pseudo wrote: > > You inversed her chest. Nope! You did. It's an eyes-crossed type (which I probably should have mentioned --it probably being the rarer type). Your way her feet are on backwards and her nose is an in-y! And I like the hair to the back*, tho it arguably could fluff out to the front. Only her hair dresser knows for sure... *in the pic. No opinion is intended about how the "real" vk should wear her hair. 3ch "My feet aren't on backwards, your's are." --Mike Nesmith
"Homer.Simpson" <Hom...@SpringfieldBB.com.INVALID> wrote: >Joaquim G�ndara said > >> Does my ass look >> big in this font? >> ` ' , >> ~.. @@ - >> .>>. || >> || dd >> > > This is classic evidence of the evil nature inherent in > oo / the female sex. Anyone who does not concur is either: ><||' 1. female > db 2. has never been asked such a question > 3. has never been laid If that's evil it's not very worrying.
In article <Xns95B66A84D6C4Anope@130.133.1.4>, Homer.Simpson wrote: > This is classic evidence of the evil nature inherent in > oo / the female sex. Anyone who does not concur is either: > <||' 1. female > db 2. has never been asked such a question > 3. has never been laid > So, Homer, when do you intend to stop beating Marge? -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
_.-In alt.ascii-art, col...@yahoo.com wrote the following -._ > > . .|||||. .|||||. > . ||||||||| ||||||||| > . | . . || || . . || > . |( ^ )|| ||( ^ )| > . ||\ = /|||| ||||\ = /|| > . |||||`-'|||||| ||||||`-'||||| > . |.--' `--.|| ||.--' `--.| > . / ||_. ._||\| |/||_. ._|| \ > . / ( ) ( ) \ /( ) ( ) \ > . ( /`-' `-'\ ) ( `-' `-' ) > . \ \| . |/ / \ \| . |/ / > . )/_________\( )/_________\( > . | \/ | | \/ | > . \ | / \ | / > . \ | / \ | / > . ( )|( ) ( )|( ) > . / | \ / | \ > . | | | After | | | After > . \ | / vk \ | / vk > . ) | ( ) | ( > . mmo^omm mmo^omm > > 3ch You inversed her chest. I have fixed that above and added another bit of 3d -- .-')) asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
In article <200...@bunrab.ronnet.moc>, wrote: > . | | | After | | | After > . \ | / vk \ | / vk > . ) | ( ) | ( > . mmo^omm mmo^omm > Seven toes on each foot? Witchcraft! -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
col...@yahoo.com wrote: > Faux_Pseudo wrote: > > > > You inversed her chest. > > Nope! You did. It's an eyes-crossed type (which I probably should have > mentioned --it probably being the rarer type). Your way her feet are on > backwards and her nose is an in-y! And I like the hair to the back*, tho > it arguably could fluff out to the front. Only her hair dresser knows for > sure... This stuff has already been done before: http://www.ludd.ltu.se/~vk/q/asc-anim/vk_goes_for_a_stroll.html > *in the pic. No opinion is intended about how the "real" vk should wear > her hair. In reality my hair is all over the place. :-D -- __ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __ ||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \ ||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \ |.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \ _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\ |_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
Aidan Karley wrote: > <200...@bunrab.ronnet.moc>, wrote: > > . | | | After | | | After > > . \ | / vk \ | / vk > > . ) | ( ) | ( > > . mmo^omm mmo^omm > > > Seven toes on each foot? > Witchcraft! Why are people so critical about those feet?! First it's "She's crying for MOM!" and now "seven toes"!!! :-O Lets zoom in on one of them: __ |/\ /\ |/\ /\ / \ | | | | | | \__/ higher resolution means more details: .-. .-.--.--.--. / \ ( | | | )\ / `-'--'--'--' `-' 1 2 3 4 5 That's five, not seven! -- __ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __ ||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \ ||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \ |.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \ _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\ |_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
Babacio wrote: > Janusz Piwowarski. > > Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > > > >> Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next > >> were listening? ` , few minutes either. > >> OO ~.. > >> .||. .<<-" > >> __________ bb ____ || ____ > > > > Did she look at watch? > > Oh yes of course! Even after reading the rest of the thread I agree with this interpretation. Especially since she talks about "the next few minutes". -- __ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __ ||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \ ||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \ |.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \ _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\ |_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > Why are people so critical about those feet?! First it's "She's crying > for MOM!" and now "seven toes"!!! :-O Dunno. But on the 3-D animation you posted a link to they're different. On that one you don't have toes or feet - your legs just end. [] ( | ) ( | ) [] [] '- -` '- -` [] -- Eero "Aero" Ahonen, aer...@removethis.imnetti.fi
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004, Veronica Karlsson wrote: > With legs that just end it would look like this: > > .-------. > //"""""""\\ > ||_.---""-.|| > | ( ||||| (| > | )||+ +|| )| > | |||\c/|||(| > | |.-- --.|,| > |( (| > | ) ( )| > |( ( | > |( ) )| > VK) ( | > | .-------.)| > |//"""""""\\| > ||_________|| > ||_________|| > || || > Poor vk, Can't even go to the closet for a nice warm blanket! .-. "You need feet to walk around on ( c ) You need feet to kick your friends, /\o/\ You need feet to keep your socks on \| | \ And to keep your legs from fraying at the ends." |^| db <-shoes m m <-feet w/ toes 3ch
Eero Ahonen wrote: > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > > Why are people so critical about those feet?! First it's "She's crying > > for MOM!" and now "seven toes"!!! :-O > > Dunno. But on the 3-D animation you posted a link to they're different. > On that one you don't have toes or feet - your legs just end. > > [] ( | ) ( | ) [] > [] '- -` '- -` [] lower resolution => less detail ||||| ||. .|| |||\=/||| |.-- --.| /(.) (.)\ \ ) . ( / '( v )` \ | / VK ( | ) '- -` <-- feet! (with toes!) You might as well argue that I don't have knees, or a nose, or ears or fingers... With legs that just end it would look like this: .-------. //"""""""\\ ||_.---""-.|| | ( ||||| (| | )||+ +|| )| | |||\c/|||(| | |.-- --.| | | /(.) (.)\ | | \ ) . ( / | _ | '( v )` | /| | \ | / | _/ | VK (_|_) | |/|-----. | .-------. | |_____ _| |//"""""""\\| !--. |/| ||_________|| /_\/_\-| |_ ||_________|| \ /\ /-!_.' || || `--'`-' -- __ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __ ||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \ ||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \ |.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \ _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\ |_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
In article <41B...@gmail.com>, Veronica Karlsson wrote: > Lets zoom in on one of them: > > __ > |/\ /\ |/\ /\ / \ > | | | | | | \__/ > > higher resolution means more details: > Hey Vikki, that's a good zoom microscope you've got! Is there someone who provides ASCII-zoom adaptors for conventional electron microscopes? -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > lower resolution => less detail True. That's the wonder of ASCII-art; exact details would meen huge resolutions, still the pics here are damn well detailed. <censored> BTW - is this an adult-only -group? :) > \ | / > VK ( | ) > '- -` <-- feet! (with toes!) Ah, I see now. At first they looked like they would be cut down from ancles, but after your explanation below this seems much clearer. > You might as well argue that I don't have knees, or a nose, or ears or > fingers... Aidan found seven toes/foot, I found just the opposite :). Knees I see (or at least I think I see - "( | )" - while having feet just with these, I'm beginning to think otherways), nose really is missing, ears are hidden by the hair and fingers are "behind" hands. > With legs that just end it would look like this: > > .-------. > //"""""""\\ > ||_.---""-.|| > | ( ||||| (| > | )||+ +|| )| > | |||\c/|||(| > | |.-- --.| | > | /(.) (.)\ | > | \ ) . ( / | _ > | '( v )` | /| > | \ | / | _/ | > VK (_|_) | |/|-----. > | .-------. | |_____ _| > |//"""""""\\| !--. |/| > ||_________|| /_\/_\-| |_ > ||_________|| \ /\ /-!_.' > || || `--'`-' > > We can still be clad it wouldn't be this: /---\ / \ | | \ / \ / \ / - (in coffin - I know I can't draw) Or this: ---- ----/ ( ) ( === ---- ----=== (hand cut off - you couldn't write then!) -- Eero "Aero" Ahonen, aer...@removethis.imnetti.fi
Eero Ahonen wrote: > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > > > lower resolution => less detail > > True. That's the wonder of ASCII-art; exact details would meen huge > resolutions, still the pics here are damn well detailed. Yes, and sometimes one sees things that aren't there. The trick is to make people see the things you want them to see. > <censored> BTW - is this an adult-only -group? :) No need for that! Kids do not belong on Usenet! <uncensoring> .,,,. .mAMMMMMAm. .AMMMMMMMMMMMAm. AMW""".W(MMMMMMMA AMF `"\MMMMMML FF \`""`MM |ME ` )M |ME .-._ |F JWF' .-.`. __.. |' | ) `-' " .-. `F |( | `-' F \ ` J `' ` / ^'`) | | _._ J | `" --`- '| |\ ' `--' F F \ "" / / `-. .-'| .-' `:::'' J_ .-'" '' `-. __.---' -. ` `-.----._ .' . . `-. .' ` `. / . .-. . \ J / . (__`-. \ \ F J : .' `. F L J . |: '` >-' \ J: | | |: .-. .' `-. (__` \F:. L |.:. :. :\ `-' _ .-' ( . \: | / | `-. ::' >`- \ `. / | \_ . `. \ / |' `:. ' `. `. 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J _ \| `--'| \ _.-' |<_) /|\ | \ J \`. / | L | \ L | ` | ( | \ | ' | (_ -' J L |) | <-' <-) \ ---._) | | `- \ ( _. < | | L > | | | | | | | J | | | | \ | J | | L | L F | J | | J | \ ) | - / | | \ J _.-| | F < \ < | | ) / | H | | / | U | ) L | |`- F Y\ | F J F\ | \._/F |J \ VK | J | F-._) `--' L J `""' These things are a ||||| /' bit uncomfortable! ||. .|| |||\=/||| |.-- --.| /(-):(-)\ \.) : ( / /(""v"")` _/ \-|-/ ( | ) YLYL </uncensoring> > > \ | / > > VK ( | ) > > '- -` <-- feet! (with toes!) > > Ah, I see now. At first they looked like they would be cut down from > ancles, but after your explanation below this seems much clearer. > > > You might as well argue that I don't have knees, or a nose, or ears or > > fingers... > > Aidan found seven toes/foot, I found just the opposite :). Knees I see > (or at least I think I see - "( | )" - while having feet just with > these, I'm beginning to think otherways), nose really is missing, ears > are hidden by the hair and fingers are "behind" hands. No, the ( | ) bit are not the knees. Here I have marked the knees with _ characters: ||||| ||. .|| |||\=/||| |.-- --.| /(.) (.)\ \ ) . ( / '( v )` .---> \_|_/ /_.- knees, in the space "between the lines". | .-> ( | ) \ | | '- -` <-- feet! (with toes!) | Part of leg | below knee | Part of leg above knee -- __ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __ ||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \ ||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \ |.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \ _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\ |_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
col...@yahoo.com wrote: > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > > With legs that just end it would look like this: > > > > .-------. > > //"""""""\\ > > ||_.---""-.|| > > | ( ||||| (| > > | )||+ +|| )| > > | |||\c/|||(| > > | |.-- --.|,| > > |( (| > > | ) ( )| > > |( ( | > > |( ) )| > > VK) ( | > > | .-------.)| > > |//"""""""\\| > > ||_________|| > > ||_________|| > > || || > > Poor vk, Can't even go to the closet for a nice warm blanket! Thanks! :-) -- __ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __ ||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \ ||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \ |.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \ _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\ |_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > Eero Ahonen wrote: > >><censored> BTW - is this an adult-only -group? :) > > > No need for that! Kids do not belong on Usenet! > Heh. I myself found my way here for the first time when I was 15 or something like that. NB was my favorit back then - and it still is. <not censoring but clipping to make the post smaller/> > No, the ( | ) bit are not the knees. Here I have marked the knees with _ characters: > > ||||| > ||. .|| > |||\=/||| > |.-- --.| > /(.) (.)\ > \ ) . ( / > '( v )` > .---> \_|_/ /_.- knees, in the space "between the lines". > | .-> ( | ) \ > | | '- -` <-- feet! (with toes!) > | Part of leg > | below knee > | > Part of leg > above knee > I thought it's usual for the knee to be the leg's biggest part. Maybe it's the cruel world that makes me being wrong, or I just don't go out to see people enough :p -- Eero "Aero" Ahonen, aer...@removethis.imnetti.fi
"Eero Ahonen" <aer...@removethis.imnetti.fi.invalid> skrev i meddelandet news:41b6255e$0$25434$7b1...@news.nbl.fi > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > Eero Ahonen wrote: > > > >><censored> BTW - is this an adult-only -group? :) > > > > No need for that! Kids do not belong on Usenet! > > Heh. I myself found my way here for the first time when I was 15 or > something like that. NB was my favorit back then - and it still is. I suddenly feel 50 years old. I had to check when I started, just to make sure that I'm not. Hmm.. Nerd Boy is only 3 years old, that's not too bad. I think I'll flip out when/if I reach 5 years. -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
Joaquim Gï¿œndara wrote: > "Eero Ahonen" <aer...@removethis.imnetti.fi.invalid> skrev i meddelandet > >>Heh. I myself found my way here for the first time when I was 15 or >>something like that. NB was my favorit back then - and it still is. > > > I suddenly feel 50 years old. I had to check when I started, just > to make sure that I'm not. Hmm.. Nerd Boy is only 3 years old, that's > not too bad. I think I'll flip out when/if I reach 5 years. > Three years? Then I must remember wrong. Wonder what that ASCII-cartoon it was then that I read at the late 90's here. Or maybe I've just eaten something wrong :/ -- Eero "Aero" Ahonen, aer...@removethis.imnetti.fi
Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > "Eero Ahonen" skrev: > > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > > Eero Ahonen wrote: > > > > > >><censored> BTW - is this an adult-only -group? :) > > > > > > No need for that! Kids do not belong on Usenet! > > > > Heh. I myself found my way here for the first time when I was 15 or > > something like that. NB was my favorit back then - and it still is. > > I suddenly feel 50 years old. I had to check when I started, just > to make sure that I'm not. Hmm.. Nerd Boy is only 3 years old, that's > not too bad. I think I'll flip out when/if I reach 5 years. On my homepage I have: | General collection | *File 1 (the oldest file) *File 6 (Nov. 2000) | *File 2 *File 7 (Oct. 2001) | *File 3 *File 8 (Dec. 2002) | *File 4 (Nov. 1998) *File 9 (Nov. 2003) | *File 5 (Nov. 1999) *File 10 (Dec. 2004) | | Special collections | | *Those famous nudes you all came here for: 1996, 2004 | *Romathian sigs: 1999, 2000, 2001, 2004 | *The pictures from my advent calendar: 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 That first list is so long I broke it up into two columns, and the last one goes past the edge of my editing window right now. This year is the seventh year I have an advent calendar! (and that is also how old my chat is!) 8-) -- __ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __ ||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \ ||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \ |.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \ _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\ |_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
Eero Ahonen <aer...@removethis.imnetti.fi.invalid> wrote: > Aidan found seven toes/foot, I found just the opposite :). Knees I see > (or at least I think I see - "( | )" - while having feet just with > these, I'm beginning to think otherways) I see a pair of shapely calves (calfs?)... knees are implied, like many things in ASCII art. -- ._____. |[LD8]! SIMON WILLIAMS :: LUDDITE ENTERPRISES UNLIMITED | (O) | 68K MACINTOSH SERVER http://luddite.no-ip.com !__!__! FAILURE RECORDS http://failurerecords.no-ip.com
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