Talk: Halloween party

just something of my for the belated holiday!
Enjoy!

 
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 12:10:45 -0600 (MDT)
From: Lady Dragon <dcl...@stimpy.acofi.edu>
To: Lady Dragon <dcl...@stimpy.acofi.edu>
Subject: Halloween party


A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party.
The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband
to go to the party and have a good time.  Being the devoted
husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to
take some aspirin and go to bed.  She told him there was no need
for him to miss the fun. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain,
and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Because
hubby did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some kicks watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
not around.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
dance floor. He was dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a
feel here and taking a little kiss there.  His wife sidled up to him and
being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry
and devoted his time to the new "action".

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was
her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars
and had a little bang.  Just before unmasking at midnight,
she slipped out, went home and put the costume away and got
into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would have
for his notorious behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked
him what he had done.  He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You
know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then
she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you,
I never even danced one dance. When I got to the party, I
met Pete, Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den
and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy
that I loaned my costume to sure had one helluva time!"

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