FAQ - alt.cows.moo.moo.moo

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      *   Alt.COWS.MOO.MOO.MOO   *   FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS   *

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          (__)  ,---------.               /          \  (___)
          (oo) | :\/: _  _ \             / |\/|,-.,-  | (o o)
   /-------\/_/  :  :: :: : )           (  |  || || | |_ \ /--------\
  / | ____|| \_  '  '`-'`-'/             \ |  |`-'`-'___\ O||      || \
 *  ||""  ||   \__________/               \_________/      ||----/@||   *
    ^^    ^^                                               ^^      ^^
   Female Cow                                               Male Cow

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Last updated:  11 September 1994


Q1:  MOO ?

A1:  MOO !


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In article <Col...@equinox.gen.nz> Col...@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) writes:
>Subject: FAQ - alt.cows.moo.moo.moo
>Summary: FAQ 
>Keywords: MOO
>From: Col...@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
>Date: Sun, 11 Sep 94 13:15:43 +1200

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>      *   Alt.COWS.MOO.MOO.MOO   *   FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS   *

>                                           __________
>          (__)  ,---------.               /          \  (___)
>          (oo) | :\/: _  _ \             / |\/|,-.,-  | (o o)
>   /-------\/_/  :  :: :: : )           (  |  || || | |_ \ /--------\
>  / | ____|| \_  '  '`-'`-'/             \ |  |`-'`-'___\ O||      || \
> *  ||""  ||   \__________/               \_________/      ||----/@||   *
>    ^^    ^^                                               ^^      ^^
>   Female Cow                                               Male Cow

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>Last updated:  11 September 1994


>Q1:  MOO ?

>A1:  MOO !


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... how about adding a version number and a table of contents?

CHEERS!



--

                .odbo.
            .od88888888bo.                  Paul Foerster
        .od8888888888888888bo.
    .od888888888888888888888888bo.          pau...@heino.ibh.rwth-aachen.de
 od88888888888888888888888888888888bo
  `~888888888888888888888888888888~'
     `~888888888888888888888888~'|          "Beam me up Scotty, there's no
        `~888888888888888888~'   |              intelligent life down here!"
          |`~888888888888~'|     |
          \   `~888888~'   /     A
           `-_   `~~'   _-'      H
              `--____--'

Paul Foerster (pau...@heino.ibh.rwth-aachen.de) wrote:
: ... how about adding a version number and a table of contents?

Don't forget to mention how often you're going to post it, and where
the impatient can go if they can't wait that long and need to ftp it.

-- Captain Nitpick

In article <Col...@equinox.gen.nz> Col...@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) writes:
[gratuitous ascii cow nudity]

>Last updated:  11 September 1994
>
>Q1:  MOO ?
>
>A1:  MOO !

Ha, ha. We have already begun discussing ways of correcting the
lack of suitible input devious for cows to navigate the net.
Until at least some of these are operational, I think we can
do without posts of minimal interests to the non-bovines on
the net, Colin Douthwaite.

While cross posting this to ascii-art, let me take the time to
proclaim our disgust over the way cows are ridiculed and slandered
all too often by the purveyors of ascii-"art". I think it is
high time that you started feeling some empathy towards the
subjects of your work. While I am certain that cow pictures will
not soon become unfashionable, it is the least you can do not
to parade these graphics around groups allied with the subject.

Elijah

Eli the bearded (bgr...@ic.sunysb.edu) wrote:
:         We have already begun discussing ways of correcting the
: lack of suitible input devious for cows to navigate the net.

Why go to all that trouble?  Cows seem honest and straightforward
enough to me.

-- Captain Nitpick

William J. Evans (wj...@netcom.com) wrote:
: Eli the bearded (bgr...@ic.sunysb.edu) wrote:
: :         We have already begun discussing ways of correcting the
: : lack of suitible input devious for cows to navigate the net.

: Why go to all that trouble?  Cows seem honest and straightforward
: enough to me.

: -- Captain Nitpick


I have to agree with that.

Cows can confidently claim computer communication capabilities:



           (__)                               (__)
         /   oo      _______                 /   @@      _______
        |  /\_|     |       \               |  /\_|     |       \
        |  |___     | IBM PC |              |  |___     |  UNIX  |
        |   ---@    |________|              |   ---@    |________|
     *  |  |   ----   |    |                |  |   ----   |    |
      \ |  |_____                           |  |_____
       \|________|                    *____/|________|

             CompuCow                 CompuCow After an All-niter



         (__)                                   (__)
       /   --      _______                    /  .\/.     _______
      |  /\_|     |       \                  |  /\_|     |       \
      |  |___     |  MAC   |                 |  |___     |  OS/2  |
      |   ---@    |________|                 |   ---@    |________|
      |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |
      |  |_____                            \ |  |_____
*____/|________|                            \|________|

CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard     CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler


Bye,