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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 21 May 1999.
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I need a man!

I need a man!

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 21 May 1999 - 22 May 1999
Abuse report sent.

Kaazmann wrote in message <374...@webtv.net>...
>Young 20's loud-mouthed faggot with a shitty attitude and general
>contempt for apathetic, Lexus-worshipping, Republican pretty boys
>seeks same or younger GWM for obnoxious fun times. I am a versatile,
>uninhibited guy who loves fucking outside in the woods, in the dirt,
>in the mud, in the yard, on the hood of your mother's car and,
>sometimes, the occasional rubbish bin. Oh yeah... I'm into loud
>noises while doing it. There's nothing like scaring the horses,
>or the neighbors.
>
>I'm not a '10' and am not seeking one. In fact I despise such
>creatures unless you're married and there's a remote chance that I
>can ruin your marriage.  General interests include church vandalism,
>fucking and then 'outing' closeted members of the clergy, burning
>tires on the lawns of politicians,  nice long walks on the beach with
>a gun, late-night camp fires on the front steps of trendy night clubs,
>fucking with cab drivers, making fun of hippies and playing "scratch
>the Mercedes."

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>Kaazmann
>The...@webtv.net
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Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.comQQ> ASCII art 22 May 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
>Message-id: <7i4mn6$ctm$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>

here ya go.

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well, maybe not.
I don't think he's your type.

-joan
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