Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 2 Jul 2000.
OT: (long) SF at Mickey D's
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 2 Jul 2000
Once Upon A Time, in article <8jkuj0$cnp$1...@slb7.atl.mindspring.net> MQS wrote: > etc etc etc etc etc etc etc... I'm sorry, but that just won't do. Please allow me to finish MQS' map of her local McDonalds. > > Outside Playground > > ___________________________________________ > | | > | BBB BBBB BBBB BBBB BBBBB | > | B B | > | B B | > | B B | B = booth area > | B B | c = column > | B B | | _ = wall > | B B | x's = zigzaggy > | B B | "crack" in floor > | B B B | tiles pattern > | B B B | > | B BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB | > | B | | | > | B \ "bar" area / | > | B \__________________/ | > | B xxx | > | B xx | > | B ___c xxx c___ | > | B xxx | > | BBBB xx | > | ______________________| > | | order counter | > | | | > | /| | > | | | | > | B b| | > | B a| | > | B r| food prep area | > | B to | | > | B restrooms \| | > | B | | | > | B V B | | > | B B |______________________| | BBBBB BBBBBBB VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV| V = Videotape collection |___ | of "Huckleberry Hound" | | Pez Vending Machine _____| cartoons for rent |___| Unisex | W _| . | | Prozac Vending Machine Restrm \ W O_| . |___| |__W__| . | | Peeps Vending Machine W W | W = Wetness |___| W W W W W | . | WW W_W___W____W| . | ____ ____ W | | . | |____| |____| Cots W | | . | ____ ____ for W | Jacuzzi | . | |____| |____| Naps W | Area | . | ____ ____ W | | . | |____| |____| W |____________| . | W W / . |_____________ WLWL W. ~,` * @ ~ . | | WLWLWL @ * $ '^ $;=*> WL = Wetness from | Spanking | WLWLWL <. Zone of @" Leaky Roof | Machine | WLWL # Temporal % . | Room | WLWLWL < Instability # . |_____________| WLWLWL @. = . %*. :/ . | S WLWL ^ * # ; + ? . | S WL `',$ *_# . | SS WL > S = Smoking Area | SSSS Q \ . | SSSSS QQQ Stairway to | . | SSSSSSSSS QQQQQ Dungeon | Q = Quicksand | SSSSSSSSSSSSS QQQQQQQ \ | . | F F F F F QQQQQQQ |___| . | FF FF FF FF FFF QQQQQ |___| F = Fire Area |FFFF FFFFF FFFFFF QQQ |___| . |FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Q |___| . |RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TT | R = Oily Rag area | TT | T = Trash can |###########################################| . |###########################################| . |######## AREA OF NECROTIC DARKNESS ########| . |######## FROM WHICH THERE IS ########| . |######## NO ESCAPE ########| . |###########################################| . |###########################################| . |###########################################| . `-------------------------------------------' - = Back wall ___________ _______________________ / | Speaker | | Menu | / |___________| |_______________________| / / \ / \ DRIVE THRU / \ / \__________________________________________/ MQS&CI ** Captain Infinity ...hmph! *My* local McDonalds doesn't have quicksand! I'm jealous!
On Sun, 2 Jul 2000 15:31:30 GMT, Inf...@world.std.com (Captain Infinity) wrote: (snip) >Captain Infinity > ...hmph! *My* local McDonalds doesn't have quicksand! I'm jealous! They all have quicksand. Where do you think they get the special sauce from? -- Geoduck geo...@usa.net http://www.olywa.net/cook
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