Serious offer. This is not ordinary offer as many in Internet. The New Way In Your Life Here!!!

On Mon, 21 May 2001 23:50:46 +0000 (UTC), Ale...@nightmail.ru wrote:

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I just know you meant "Deer", as we are not aquainted

                               
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 >Serious offer for You here. This is not ordinary offer as many in Internet.

Translation:

I seriously want your money, not in any ordinary business manner mind you.

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 >Would You like to improve Your life?
duh

 >Do You have financial difficulties?!
nope, try again

 >Do You want to change Your life?!
I am comfortable with who I am inside

 >You need to come here!!!
I hate to travel, cant you come here?

 >Here the New Way will open for You!
"New Way" OLD SCAM
go fish

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 >Please visit http://paladin.hotmail.ru . The New Way In Your Life Here!!!
new way into my wallet you mean?

 >You will not regret! Welcome to World Exclusive Club. This is not usual 
 >light-minded offer on Internet. Check it!
Exclusivly offered to only the people living on the planet Earth, unless you are
a rich Alien, with Euro Dollars.

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On Tue, 22 May 2001 02:14:47 GMT, mik...@best.com (MJP) enlightened us with:
>  >Here the New Way will open for You!
> "New Way" OLD SCAM
> go fish
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Meant to be a flatfish, but turned out more like a baby's rattle

Besides, New Ways are always opened 3 months late, then closed 2 weeks later
when the roadworks move in to fix the corners the first lot cut. 

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I've always been tempted to take them up, just to see how poor they really are
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On Tue, 22 May 2001 20:56:03 +0100, Lemming <l3m...@bumblbee.demon.co.uk>
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I can make a smaller one:

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Peter Punk - Wed, 23 May 2001 19:59:45 GMT

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ROTFLOL!

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