Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Apr 1996.
Mad Cow
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· 4 messages · 14 Apr 1996 - 27 Dec 2003
In article <4kqh32$8h...@orm.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) writes: >SweetCdn drew: > > >> \\ >> )) _ _ >> // ((____)) >> (( / \ >> \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) >> ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ \ / >> / @@@ @@@ (@@) --{ BITE ME } >> { @@ @@@ o _/ >> ( @@@@ >> ~__--___--____---___--/ >> / | | ( ) / | / | >> | / / |||| | / | / >> \\ \ \\ \\ -SweetCdn- >> ^ ^ ^ ^ > > > > \\ > )) _ _ > // ((____)) > (( / \ > \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) > ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ ~~~~ \ / > / @@@ @@@ (@@ ( ) --{ MILK ME } > { @@ @@@ o _/ ~~ > ( @@@@ | > ~__--___--____---___--/ / > / | | ( ) / | / | > | / / |||| | / | / > \\ \ \\ \\ > ^ ^ ^ ^ > > >I fixed your cow...she's not mad any more...hope you're not ! > > Nope, not mad. But I didn't draw the cow, only did the BITE ME part. BTW, do cows have horns? I think this is a transvestite bull. No wonder he/she is mad.
SweetCdn drew: > \\ > )) _ _ > // ((____)) > (( / \ > \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) > ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ \ / > / @@@ @@@ (@@) --{ BITE ME } > { @@ @@@ o _/ > ( @@@@ > ~__--___--____---___--/ > / | | ( ) / | / | > | / / |||| | / | / > \\ \ \\ \\ -SweetCdn- > ^ ^ ^ ^ \\ )) _ _ // ((____)) (( / \ \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ ~~~~ \ / / @@@ @@@ (@@ ( ) --{ MILK ME } { @@ @@@ o _/ ~~ ( @@@@ | ~__--___--____---___--/ / / | | ( ) / | / | | / / |||| | / | / \\ \ \\ \\ ^ ^ ^ ^ I fixed your cow...she's not mad any more...hope you're not ! Bye,
SweetCdn (swe...@aol.com) wrote: >In article <4kqh32$8h...@orm.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin >Douthwaite) writes: > >>SweetCdn drew: >> >> >>> \\ >>> )) _ _ >>> // ((____)) >>> (( / \ >>> \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) >>> ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ \ / >>> / @@@ @@@ (@@) --{ BITE ME } >>> { @@ @@@ o _/ >>> ( @@@@ >>> ~__--___--____---___--/ >>> / | | ( ) / | / | >>> | / / |||| | / | / >>> \\ \ \\ \\ -SweetCdn- >>> ^ ^ ^ ^ >> >> >> >> \\ >> )) _ _ >> // ((____)) >> (( / \ >> \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) >> ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ ~~~~ \ / >> / @@@ @@@ (@@ ( ) --{ MILK ME } >> { @@ @@@ o _/ ~~ >> ( @@@@ | >> ~__--___--____---___--/ / >> / | | ( ) / | / | >> | / / |||| | / | / >> \\ \ \\ \\ >> ^ ^ ^ ^ >> >> >>I fixed your cow...she's not mad any more...hope you're not ! >> >> >Nope, not mad. But I didn't draw the cow, only did the BITE ME part. BTW, >do cows have horns? I think this is a transvestite bull. No wonder he/she >is mad. Yes, silly, most cows do have horns although some have just bumps where the horns have not grown through...similar in appearance to baby cows... ,_, (oo) --got milk? /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| -J. Frier- ~~ ~~ The difference between cows and bulls is not in the horns but in the udder parts... __________ (__) ,---------. / \ (___) (oo) | :\/: _ _ \ / |\/|,-.,- | (o o) /-------\/_/ : :: :: : ) ( | || || | |_ \ /--------\ / | ____|| \_ ' '`-'`-'/ \ | |`-'`-'___\ O|| || \ * ||"" || \__________/ \_________/ ||----/@|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Female Cow Male Cow Don't you commoon with nature very often ? Moomaid, mistress of bovinity and sacred keeper of the udder of death v v / (___) \ | (o o) | \_\ /_/ | | /~~~\ / \ ~~|~~|~ | | \ \ Moomaid ( There is no udder like her ) Bye, >
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