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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Sep 1998.
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5th Anniversary alt.ascii-art (12)

5th Anniversary alt.ascii-art (12)

alt.ascii-art · 10 messages · 17 Sep 1998 - 6 Oct 1998
Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 17 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
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         /" "|" |_|     /\  |\ | |\ | "|" \ / [" |") ("  /\  |") \ /
         _)  |  | |    /""\ | \| | \| _|_  V  |_ |"\ _) /""\ |"\  |


         /"\ ["     /\  |  "|"    /\  (" /' "|" "|" _  /\  |") "|"
         \_/ |     /""\ |_  |  o /""\ _) \. _|_ _|_   /""\ |"\  |



= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =  ( 12 )   = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

                                        __
                   /| |                /
                  ( | | ___           (     ___       ___
                  | | )|___)|   )     |   )|   )|   )|___
                  | |/ |__  |/\/      |__/ |__/ |/\/  __/


= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =


                                       __.----.___
           ||            ||  (\(__)/)-'||      ;--` ||
          _||____________||___`(QQ)'___||______;____||_
          -||------------||----)  (----||-----------||-
          _||____________||___(o  o)___||______;____||_
          -||------------||----`--'----||-----------||-
           ||            ||       `|| ||| || ||     ||jgs
        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow

 1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
 2. Don't cry over spilled milk.
 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories,
      no cholesterol, and  no taste|
 4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
 5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
 6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth|
 7. It's better to be seen and not herd.
 8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
 9. Never take any bull from anybody.
10. Always let them know who's the bossy.
11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
13. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.


                                    (__)
                                    (oo)
                            /--------\/
                           * o|     ||
                              ||----||
                           ooo^^    ^^

                           Cow clapping


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                                                          A/~~\A
                                                         ((O  O))___
                                                           \  /     ~~~
  #                 #                         #            (--)\    #
--#--x--x--x--x--x--#----x---x---x---x---x----#---x---x--x--x---x---#---
  #                 #                         #                  \  #
--#--x--x--x--x--x--#---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#---
 \#/  \|/  \\||//  \#/   \\\||/   \||///    \\#|//   \\\\\|||/// \|/#\|
             O u t s t a n d i n g   i n   t h e   f i e l d |


----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chorus gentlemen, please |


    (___)   (___)    (___) (___)(___) (___)   (___)    (___) (___)(___)
    (o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)
     \ /(o o)\ /  (o o) /(___)/  (o o) \ /(o o)\ /  (o o) /(___)/  (o o)
      O  \ /  O    \ / O (o o)    \ /   O  \ /  O    \ / O (o o)    \ /
    (___) O (___)   O(___) (___)(__O) (___) O (___)   O(___) (___)(__O)
    (o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)
     \ /(o o)\ /  (o o) /(___)/  (o o) \ /(o o)\ /  (o o) /(___)/  (o o)
      O  \ /  O    \ / O (o o)    \ /   O  \ /  O    \ / O (o o)    \ /
    (___) O (___)   O(___) (___)(__O) (___) O (___)   O(___) (___)(__O)
    (o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)
     \ /(o o)\ /  (o o) /(___)/  (o o) \ /(o o)\ /  (o o) /(___)/  (o o)
      O  \ /  O    \ / O (o o)    \ /   O  \ /  O    \ / O (o o)    \ /
          O         O     \ /      O        O         O     \ /      O
                           O                                 O


                           Mool Voice Choir                      -cfbd-

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

  A Cowpella ??

    (__)    (==)    (__)    (||)    (__)    (__)    (__)    (__)
    (oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)
     \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (,,) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (--) \/ (OO)
    (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (,,) \/ (__) \/
    (**)(__)(--)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)
     \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (**) \/ (OO) \/ (oo) \/ (oo)
    (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/
    (oo)(__)(oo)(__)(@@)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(-0)(,,)(oo)(__)
     \/ (o_) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (o#) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo)
    (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/
    (00)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(00)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)
     \/ (oo) \/ (##) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (**) \/ (oo) \/ (@@)
         \/      \/      \/      \/      \/      \/      \/      \/

         (__)
        ,'-00                       Ladies' Mool Voice Choir
       / /\_|      /
      /  |       _/__________________
     |   \===^__|                 __|
    _|___ /\  |___________________|
    |=====| |   I              I
    *I   I| |   I              I
     I   I^ ^   I              I                     -cfbd-

---------------------------------------------------------------------



=================  ============
COWPOT COWLECTION  1993 Designs
=================  ============



                              (__)                             (__)
                              (oo)                             (oo)
             _________________ \/                  ____________ \/
            ( mooooooooooooooo )               / ( mooooooooooo )
           (                    )             /  (              )
           (                    )            *    (            )
            (                  )                   (          )
             (________________)                     )________(
              (______________)

                       mooooooooooooooo  border style




                            (__)                        (__)
                            (oo)                        (oo)
             _______________ \/                __________\/
            (_______________)                 (__________)
           (_________________)                (__________)
           (_________________)                (__________)
            (_______________)                 (__________)
             (_____________)                  (__________)
              (___________)                   (__________)
                                               (________)


                        classic cowpot styles



             _____________________                   ______________
          / (                     )               / (              )
        /  (          (__)         )             *  (     (__)     )
       *   (          (oo)         )                 (    (oo)     )
            (          \/         )                   (    \/     )
             (                   )                     )_________(
              (_________________)


                         cowhead motif style



                                   /~~\
                                   \__/
                                ==========
                               /     {__} \
                              /      (**)  \
                              \       \/   /
                               \"mon      /
                                \ moopot"/
                                 ========


                         Cownnoisseur's  Moopot-De-Luxe



These 1993 designs are not subject to cowpyright and may be
classified as being in the Public Do-moo-n.

---------------------------------------------------------------------


           {
        }   }   {
       {   {  }  }
        }   }{  {
       {  }{  }  }
      ( }{ }{  { )
    .- { { }  { }} -.
   (  ( } { } { } }  )
   |`-..________ ..-'|
   |                 |
   |          (___)  ;--.
   |          (o o) (__  \
   |   /-------\ /   | )  )
   |  / |     ||O    |/  /
   | *  ||,---||    (  /
   |    ^^    ^^     y'
   |  Cafe-no-lait   |  -cfbd-
    `-.._________..-'


_____________________________________________________________________
|                                                                   |
|                                                  (__)             |
|                                                  (oo)             |
|     /---------------------------------------------\/              |
|    / |                                           ||               |
|   *  ||------------------------------------------|| \             |
|      OO                                          OO  \            |
|                                                       \           |
|                                                        \          |
|                                                         \         |
|                                                          \        |
|                                                           \       |
|                                                            \      |
|                                                             \     |
|                                                              \    |
|_______________________________________________________________\___|

                             Cow Windsock

-------------------------------------------------------------------------


==============
 SOCCER COWS
==============

(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(_
 \ /(o o)\ /  (o o) /(___)/  (o o) \ /(o o)\ /  (o o) /(___)/  (o o) \ /(o
  O  \ /  O    \ / O (o o)    \ /   O  \ /  O    \ / O (o o)    \ /   O  \
(___) O (___)   O(___) (___)(__O) (___) O (___)   O(___) (___)(__O) (___)
(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(_
 \ /(o o)\ /  (o o) /(___)/  (o o) \ /(o o)\ /  (o o) /(___)/  (o o) \ /(o
  O  \ /  O    \ / O (o o)    \ /   O  \ /  O    \ / O (o o)    \ /   O  \
(___) O (___)   O(___) (___)(__O) (___) O (___)   O(___) (___)(__O) (___)
(o o(_ ------------------------------------------------------------ (o o(_
 \ /(o|  -------------------------------------------------------   | \ /(o
  O  \|  | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /|  |  O  \
(___) |  | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /|  |(___)
(o o(_|  | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /|  |(o o(_
 \ /(o|  | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /|  | \ /(o
  O  \|  | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /   (__) |  |  O  \
      |  | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /   (oo) |  |
======|  | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /    \/  |  |=======
      |  | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /(   \/|  |
      |  | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /  (   ) |  |
      |  | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /   /~\  |  |
      --------------------------------------------------------------

---------------------------------------------------------------------------


From: Gerrit du Preez    PUNK COWS:


            \\ || //               �^^�                   (  )
      *|*    \\||//                (oo)                   ####
       |      {GG}          /------(__)                   (��)
       |-------\/|         / |     ||          *----#---#--\/
        |     || $        *  ||----||               # __#_||          __
        ||----||             ^^    ^^               ||    ||      ___|__|___
        WW    WW           Simpson Cow              ##    ##     (  )    (  )
                                                    ^^    ^^     (__)____(__)
        Punk cow                                   Aerobicow



            ________                            /\             ||
              |__| |                          (/  \)       ____||____
              (oo) *                          / oo \       ----||----
       /-------\/                       /----/______\          ||
      / |     ||                       / |     ||              ||
     *  ||----||                      *  ||----||              ||
        ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^              ||
       Academicow                        KKK Cow



From: lng...@uctvax.uct.ac.za (ANDREW - ARMED AND DANGEROUS)
Here it is EVENTUALLY|  The next exciting (well almost|) edition
of COWS| Thanks to all who contributed. Enjoy it...
                                               ->  Andrew   :)
------------------------------------------------------------------
                 |    COWS - The Cowmeback     |
                  -----------------------------


     (  )                                /\/\
     (OO)                             \_(___)_/
    _ \/ _                              (o|o)
   /|   _|\                      /-------\-/
  | |  |_| \                    / |     ||
  Y |    |  ^                  *  ||,---||
 -^-|    |                        ^^    ^^
 | | \__/\
 | | |  | \                       Cow-Boy
 |_| |  |  \
     |  |   *                National Enquirer
     ^  ^                          Style
 Ac-cow-ntant


         (__)                 (___)                  _|_
         (oo)                 (o o)                 (o o)
  /-------\/           /-------\ /           /-------\_/
 / |     \/           / |     | U           / |     ||
*  ||-----|          *  ||----||           *  ||----||
   ^^     ^             ^^    ^^              ^^    ^^
    Cow with            Cow lick               Uni-cow-n
  hoof-in-mouth
    disease

                                               (__)
                                               (oo)
                                       /--------\/
                                      / |      ||
                                     *  ||-----||
                                        ^^ | | ^^
                                           | |
          ||                               | |
          ||                               | |
          ||                               | |
  \\      ||  (__)  //                     | |
   \\     ||  (oo) //                      | |
    \\----||---\/ //                       | |
  *----   ||  \\ //                        | |
      //-------\\                          | |
     //         \\                         | |
    //           \\                        | |

   Cow Bungee Jumping                 Cow-lick II



                                         $$
               **                       $$$$
               ||                       (oo)
               ||                  .---. \/.
               ||                 /    /   / \  /^+
              (oo)                \   /   /   \/
       .-------\/                  +^/   /
      /|       |                    /---/
     / ||-----||                   / | |
    *  ||     ||                 /   |  \
       ||     ||               *     |   |
       ^^     ^^                     ^   ^

     'moo'hecan                    Kugel cow
                                   (moo-gel?)
             .     . . .
                  .     .     .
        .        .  \|/  .
             .   .  -*-  .        .
                 .  /|\  .
          .       .  .  .      .
                     .
             (__)    .                                  (__)
             (oo)    .                                  (oo)
      .-------\/     .                           /-------\/ @
    /  | ____ |      |                          / |     |--~|~
   /   ||    ||      |                         *  ||----|
  *    ||    ||     /^\                           ^^    ^
       ^^    ^^     | |
    Guy Fawcows                                 Flower cow-er





               *      *
                \    /
                 \==/
                 (oo)                               (__)
           -------\/                                (oo)
          /|      ||                         /-------\/  {BIG MAC}
         / ||-----||                        / |     |---/
        *  ||     ||                       *  ||----|
           ^^     ^^                          ^^    ^

         marsh'cow'an                         Cow-nibal





                        *
            (__)       /
            (oo)      /
       .---. \/.     /
      /   /   / ----^      /                          (__)
     ^   /   /           /                            (oo)
        /   /          / |                     /-------\/
       /---/             |                    / |     ||
      / | |              |                   *  ||----|+-<
    /   | |              |                      ^^    ^
  *     | |             / \
        ^ ^           /     \                  Injured Cow
      Cow-nduct



  __________________________
 | _______________________  |
 | |         (_II_)       | |
 | |  (__)(__)   (__)(__) | |                           (__)
 | |  (OO)(00)   (--)(oo) | |                           (oo)
 | |   w  /o \   /c \ u   | |                    /-------\/
 | |--/  \-----------/  \-| |                   / |/////||
 | |  |  |/^         <^^> | | @                *  ||----||
 | -----------------------  |"                    ^^    ^^
  ____________________________
 |  _________________________ |                   Zebra cow?
 / /                         \ \

        "Cow Pooling"




+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|++++|+++++|+++|
+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|++++|+++++|+|+|
+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|++++|+++++|+|+|
                                                          ++|+|
                                                        |+++
(__)     (__)    (__)           (__)   (__)   (__)     +|++
(oo)  *  (oo)    (oo)      * *  (oo)   (oo)   (oo)    ++|+
/\/\ /   /\/\    /\/\-----/   \ /\/\   /\/\   /\/\   +++
+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|++++|++
+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|++++|+
+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|++++|



============================================================
      //        //        //        //        //        //
     //        //        //        //        //        //
=========================================================

       cows in a field waiting for a train







  (__)    (__)
  (oo)    (oo)                       A/~~\A
   \/------\/                       ((0  0))_______
  / |/////|| \                        \  /    the  \
 *  ||----||  *                       (--)\   OSU  |
    ^^    ^^
 Genetic test on cow               sig:  "moo2u from osu"



                                        ||----||  *
                                        ||     | /
       ___________                     /\-------/
      |***|   |+++|                  /###\
      |***|   |+++|                 /#####\
      |***|   |+++|               /########\
      |-----------/              /####O#####\
     /\                           \#######o#\
     ==                            \##o######/
    //\\                             \######\
    ====                             /###o##/
   //--\\                           /##o##/
  ========                          \##O#/
 ///____\\\                          \##/
///      \\\                          \#/
                                       -


          (__)                    Cow-t Cow-bain
          (oo)
   /-------\/
  / | /   ||
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^
   a Cow in Paris






      (__________)                          /~~\
      (  _    _  )                       (^______^)
      ( (+)  (+) )                          (oo)
       ( -    - )                    / -|--|-\/
        \      /                    / | \__/||
         \    /                    *  ||----||
          \  /                        ^^    ^^
           \/
           OO                           Cowboy

   Zoom on a cow's head



           /~~\                      (~~)
        (________)                (~~~~~~~~)
           (~o)                      (QQ)
    /|--|---\/                / ------\/
   / |  |  ||                / | \__/||  ~
  *  |__|--||               *  /|----| \/
     ^  ^  ^^                 ^ ^    ^

      Cowgirl                   Gay cow





It's the...
                                 (__)
                                 (oo)
                   _____          \/ \\___________
                  /     \    >--------|           |
                              >______/|           |\______E
                                       \__________/\______E

                    Radically Horizontal Ultimate Frisbee Cow


campus cow:

                           .
                          / \                 (__)
                         / U \     ::::::::   (oo)
                  o o   / o f \    ::::::::    \/-----\   .~
                  | |  /|  N  |\   ::::::::     ||___| * ...~
__________________|_|___|     |____::::::::_____||  \\__....._____
      /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /
                 corn   campus    Sun Server     cow     OS/2




               (__)                              (__)
               (oo)                              (oo)
        /-------\/                        /-------\/
       / |     ||                        / |     ||
      *  ||----||                       *  ||----||
         | \   | \                         | \   | \
         oooo  oooo                        |__\  |__\


Rollerblading cow                      Ice skating cow




                                                    #            #
                                                   ##            ##
                                                  ##              ##
                                                 ##                ##
                                                 ##                ##
                                                 ###              ###
         M     M    OOOO     OOOO                 ###   ######   ###
         MM   MM   O    O   O    O                #######    #######
         M M M M   O    O   O    O               #                  #
         M  M  M   O    O   O    O              #    ###      ###    #
         M     M   O    O   O    O             #    #   #    #   #    #
         M     M    OOOO     OOOO              #    # ###    # ###    #
                                    \\         #     ###      ###     #
                                     \\         #                    #
                                      \\________ #     ########     #
                                       \--------  #   # ##  ## #   #
                                                    #  #        #  #
                                            #########  # # #### # #
                                    ######              ######   ####
         ###########################                                ###
       ##                                                             ##
     ##                                     #                          #
    #  ##                                   #                          #
   #  # #                                    #       #         #       #
  # #  #                                    #      #           #      #
   # #   #               #                    #     #           #     #
   # #    #              #                    #    #             #    #
   # #     #            #                     #    #             #    #
   # #      #          #                      #    #          ####    #
   # #       #        #####                    #  #        ###    #  #
   # #        #      #   # #####################  #########       #  #
   # #       #      #   #                      #  #               #  #
   # #      #      #   #                       #  #               #  #
  #   #      #    #   #                        #  #               #  #
   # #        #   #   #                        #  #               #  #
    #          #   #   #                       #  #               #  #
                ##### ###                      ####               ####
                 ###### ###                   ######             ######




                                          \_________====__________/
                                                    ====
                                               \||||||||||||/ /---------\
                                                \||||||||||/  | Och Aye |
       _                                         \||||||||/   |  Tha    |
      /_\     ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||\||||||/    | Mooooo| |
     // \\   ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| oo |    /\---------/
    //   \\ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----|   /
   | |    |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||(____) --
   \./    ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||\\\\  -Philip G Ward-
           |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 Highland Cow wallowing in Scottish MUD (OK so I could'nt be bothered
 drawing legs).




 ( )
 /oo\________
 \  /        \
  \/      /   \
    \_|___\_|/.\    jjo...@axp2.umkc.edu
     ||   YY| o '

Which end do Fredonian Cows "oom" from ?



                 _   _    (:)        _   _
                ((___))    |        ((___))
    ____________( o 0 )    |        ( o 0 )____________
   /   @@@@@ @@  \   /     | (:)     \   /  @@ @@@@@   \
  / |   @@@ @    (` ')     |  |      (` ')    @ @@@   | \
_/_/| |  _____| |_(U)|____\|/\|/____ |(U)_| |       | |\_\_ _____
    | || |    | |  | |               | |  | |~~~~| || |
   /...\..\  /...\/...\             /...\/...\  /../...\

                        Fredonians ?






                    b                  the MOOsletter
                    88
                 ,--)_
          __--0),/8888 \_                ------------\
        /@)       8888>  \--------------/  8888888    |~~\
        |____,     99     888888           8888   8   |~||
          /                88888             888      \ ||
          `-----__/        8888               88       |||
                  \__       888                      88|\\
                    \_      88                     8888/ ||
                     |           |       |         888|  ||
                     |          /        \        888/   ||
                     |_\       |          \_       88/   //
                       \\      |---\_____/  |      8/    ||
                         \     |         \_ _\_     |    ||
                          \    |          || ||\    |    ||
                           |   |          L  L |   /    )))
                           |   |               /  /    (((((
                           |   |              |  |     )))))
                           |  |               |  |      (((
                           |  _\              |  _\       )
                          //__/              //__/




 (Did I just see a cow?)
"Not an ordinary game, nor an ordinary player."
            o         ___
      (__) o         /__/|
      (oo)           |  ||
      /\/)           |  ||
     /  X\        ____| ||
 Q  /  / \\ ___~~~____|_||
  \/  /   ~---~~~~      ||
   \|/     |____________||
    ||     ||           ||
    ^^     ^^  SRT'95   ^^




        (__)
   /----|oo|
  /|    |__|
  x|_____ U    -Morten Primdahl-
    ||  ||



                  (      )
                  ~(^^^^)~
                   ) @@ \~_          |\
                  /     | \        \~ /
                 ( 0  0  ) \        | |       Hey
                  ---___/~  \       | |           Hiya
                   /'__/ |   ~-_____/ |                Doin?
    o          _   ~----~      ___---~
      O       //     |         |
             ((~\  _|         -|                Oops| I mean MOOOOOOO
       o  O //-_ \/ |        ~  |
            ^   \_ /         ~  |
                   |          ~ |
                   |     /     ~ |
                   |     (       |
                    \     \      /\               -John Eidson-
                   / -_____-\   \ ~~-*
                   |  /       \  \       .==.
                   / /         / /       |  |
                 /~  |      //~  |       |__|
                 ~~~~        ~~~~



My contribution to the mad cow disease ...

                               \|/
                              --@--
                  (    )       /|\
                 < o__o >
                   (..)
                  /    \
                 |   ## |
                 /\  # /
        \|/     *  ||||  \/    \//
     """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
              -Thorsten Bleise-




*         ((__))
*          (00)     "Moo, dude."
*     nn--(o__o)--nn-               -Mary Beth Dunn-



                                           _   _
                                          ((___))
                                          ( o 0 )
                        Moonty Python    / \   /
                                        /  (` ')
                    _      _________   /  / (U)
                   / \    /  ____   \_/  /
                  //\ \  /  /    \      /
                  V  \ \/  /      \    /
                      \___/        \__/   -cfbd-



            (__)
            (QQ)
     /-------\/
    / |     ||
   *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^



                ((___))
                ((ooo))
         //------\\//
        //||     |||     -Richard Kirk-
       ** |||----|||
          ^^^    ^^^

Cow escaped from a SIRD being viewed from the wrong side.



          (__)  ,--------.
          (oo) ||\/|,-.,-.\
   /-------\/_/ |  || || | )
  / | ____|| \_ |  |`-'`-'/
 *  ||""  ||   \_________/
    ^^    ^^



                         __________ `-'.
                      /| o  o O   o  ___:
                        \ O ____0  /
                         (//W   ||
                         |||    ||     -CyberPriestess-
                         ""     ""
                     DONT HAVE A COW, MAN




                 _   _    (:)        _   _
                ((___))    |        ((___))
    ____________( 0 o )    |        ( o 0 )____________
   /     ::::    \   /     | (:)     \   /    ::::     \
  / |    ::::    (` ')     |  |      (` ')    ::::    | \
_/_/| |  :::: | |_(U)|____\|/\|/____ |(U)_| | ::::  | |\_\_ _____
    | || |~~~~| |  | |               | |  | |~~~~| || |
   /...\..\  /...\/...\             /...\/...\  /../...\

                      Belted Galloways




                /~~~~~\        /~~~~~\
               |    (~'        ~~~)   |
                \    \__________/    /
                /~::::::::         ~\
     /~~~~~~~-_| ::::::::             |_-~~~~~~~\
    \ ======= /|  ::A::;      A     :|\ ====== /
     ~-_____-~ |  _----------------_::| ~-____-~
               |/~                  ~\|
               /                      \
              (        ()    ()        )
               `\                   ./'
                 ~-_______________-~
                       /~~~~\
                      |      |
                      |      |
                     (________)    - jurcy -
                         ()


                /~~~~~\        /~~~~~\
               |    (~'        ~~~)   |
                \    \__________/    /
                /~::::::::         ~\
     /~~~~~~~-_| ::::::::             |_-~~~~~~~\
    \ ======= /|  ::A::;       A     :|\ ====== /
     ~-_____-~ |  _----------------_::| ~-____-~
               |/~                  ~\|
               /                      \
              (        ()    ()        )
               \                    ./'
                 ~-_______________-~
                       /~~~~\
                      |      |
                      |      |       -Leny Painan-
                     (________)
                         ()




           ||        ---
          (__)      |   \_
        /   (==OO   |    _|
       |  /\_|      |   /
       |  |         ====__
       |   ===@    |AMIGA |
       |  |   ---- |______|
       |  )_____
 *____/|________|

 Compucow With a Video Toaster



                       __________________________________________________
                      |                                                  |
                      |      __________ `-'.    D R I N K A              |
             _______  |   /| o  o O   o  ___:                            |
            / _____ | |     \ O ____0  /             P I N T A           |
           / /(__) || |      (//W   ||                                   |
  ________/ / |OO| || |      |||    ||                   M I L K A       |
 |         |-------|| |      ""     ""                                   |
(|         |     -.|| |______________________                  D A Y     |
 |  ____   \       ||________||____________  |          ____      ____   |
/| / __ \   |______||    / __ \   / __ \   | |         / __ \    / __ \  |\
\|| /  \ |______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
   | () |                | () |   | () |               | () |    | () |
    \__/                  \__/     \__/                 \__/      \__/





                                       /;    ;\
           FIERCE COW|             __  \\____//
                                  /{_\_/  \ `'/___
                                  \___   (o)  (o  }
       _____________________________/          :--'  growl| roar| narf|
   ,-,'`@@@@@@@@       @@@@@@         \_    `__\   /
  ;:(  @@@@@@@@@        @@@             \___(o'o)
  :: )  @@@@          @@@@@@        ,'@@(  `U==U'
  :: : @@@@@:          @@@@         `@@@:
  :: \  @@@@@:       @@@@@@@)    (  '@@@'
  ;; /\      /`,    @@@@@@@@@\   :@@@@@)
  ::/  )    {_----------------:  :~`,~~;
 ;;'`; :   )                  :  / `; ;      -Daniel Au-
;;;; : :   ;                  :  ;  ; :
`'`' / :  :                   :  :  : :
    )_ \__;      ";"          :_ ;  \_\       `,','
    :__\  \    * `,'*         \  \  :  \   *  8`;'*  *
%%%%%%%%`^'%%%%%\ :/ %%%%%%%%%%`^'%%`-^-'%%%\v/ :  \/%%%%%%%%%
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%



       ________
     `|   _____|---(POW||)        /-------|
      [__] '                    /|%*     ||     \(__)
                              *    ||----||      (xx)
                                   ~~    ~~       \/
                             HERMAPHRODITE  COW

                   Andy Nachbaur




           ^
               .) ^
              ((
           ^   ))
              (( ^
             _ )) _   ^
            || (' ||
        ^   ||----||
          /\||    ||
         (xx)------\___*
         /  \               -Aimin M. Walsh-

            Dead cow




                     db         db
                   d88           88
                  888            888
                 d88             888b
                 888             d88P
                 Y888b  /``````\8888
               ,----Y888        Y88P`````\
               |        ,'`\_/``\ |,,    |
                \,,,,-| | o | o / |  ````
                      |  """ """  |
                     /             \
                    |               \
                    |  ,,,,----'''```|
                    |``   @    @     |
                     \,,    ___    ,,/  Ed
                        \__|___|__/     Sleath




                   \\ |\/| _  _  _  _  | //
                      |  |(_)(_)(_)(_) o
                   (__)                       _--------_
                   (OO)         /            |__________|
            /-------\/     ____/___           XXXXXXXXXX
          / |     ||       ___/____           __________
            ||----||         /               |_        _|
            ^^    ^^        /                  --------
                  Nah, -  just send for the Cowps |


                                   __
                       ___________[**]__________
     .      .     .  _/~ _____                 ~\_   .       .   .   \
  .(          . .  /~    |_@_|          _____     ~\ . .   .
                  /      (o o)          \(@)/       \
   ( . .        .~        \ /           (o|o)        ~.      .         )
             ()\/_____ ((  O  ))         \_/     _____\/()   .    .  ).
  (         .-''      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     ``-.  ...
  .  . . .-~              __________________              ~-.  .    /
   .   ..`~~/~~~~~~~~~~~~TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~~~~~~~~~~~~\~~'    . ) .
      . .| | | #### #### || | | | [] | | | || #### #### | | | .
     (   ;__\|___________|++++++++++++++++++|___________|/__;.   .
       .  (~~====___________________________________====~~~)
   ( .  .. \------___________[ COWPAT 1 ] _________-------/ ..  .     )
           .  |      ||       ~~~~~~~~~~       ||      |
               \_____/                          \_____/



    \\
      ))                     _    _
     //                     ((____))
    ((                      /      \
     \\ ___  ____    __     ( O  O )
     ( ~   ~~@@  ~~~~  ~~~~  \    /
    / @@@    @@@      (@@     (  )  --{ MILK ME }
    {  @@          @@@   o  _/ ~~
     (            @@@@           |
      ~__--___--____---___--/   /
      / | |  (    )      / | / |
     | / /    ||||      | /  | /
     \\ \                \\  \\
      ^ ^                 ^   ^


--------------------------------------------------------------------


(__)          (__)          (__)          (__)      (__)
(@@)_____     (@@)_____     (@@)_____     (@@)      (@@)
(oo)    /|\   (oo)    /|\   (oo)    /|\   (oo)\     (oo)____
  | |--/ | *    | |--/ | *    | |--/ | *   /   \    /  \    )\
  w w w  w      w w w  w      w w w  w    w  �__)   \  /  e_\ *
                                                     ww

              CCCCC     OOOOO    W     W    SSSSS
              C         O   O    W  W  W    S
              C         O   O    W W W W    SSSSS
              C         O   O    WW   WW        S
              CCCCC     OOOOO    W     W    SSSSS


(__)          (__)          (__)          (__)      (__)
(@@)_____     (OO)_____     (UU)_____     (XX)      (/\)
(oo)    /|\   (oo)    /|\   (oo)    /|\   (oo)\     (oo)____
  | |--/ | *    | |--/ | *    | |--/ | *   /   \    /  \    )\
  w w w  w      w w w  w      w w w  w    w  �__)   \  /  e_\ *
                                                     ww
  Cow         Wow...|        Napping       Dead      Despairing


(__)           __           (__)          (__)      (__)
(**)_____    /(--)\____     (��)_____     (-@)      (&&)
(oo)    /|\   (oo)    /|\   (oo)    /|\   (oo)\     (oo)____
  | |--/ | *    | |--/ | *    | |--/ | *   /   \    /  \    )\
  w w w  w      w w w  w      w w w  w    w  �__)   \  /  e_\ *
                                                     ww
Sun-Glasses     Old           Sly         Winking    Redeyed


(__)          (__)          (__)          (__)      (__)
(++)_____     (-+)_____     (@@)_____     (@@)      (??)
(oo)    /|\   (oo)    /|\   (OO)    /|\   (OO)\     (oo)____
  | |--/ | *    | |--/ | *    | |--/ | *   /   \    /  \    )\
  w w w  w      w w w  w      w w w  w    w  �__)   \  /  e_\ *
                                                     ww
 Witless      Halfwitted     Bull       SittingBull  Puzzled


(__)          (__)          (__)          (__)      (__)
(%%)_____     ($$)_____     (==)_____     (@~)      (@#)
(oo)    /|\   (oo)    /|\   (oo)    /|\   (oo)\     (oo)____
  | |--/ | *    | |--/ | *    | |--/ | *   /   \    /  \    )\
  w w w  w      w w w  w      w w w  w    w  �__)   \  /  e_\ *
                                                     ww
Martian Cow?   Money-mad    Chinese Cow    Wink#2    Black eye


(__)          (__)          (__)          (__)      (__)
(##)_____     (||)_____     (..)_____     (66)      (@@)
(oo)    /|\   (oo)    /|\   (oo)    /|\   (oo)\     (oo)____
  | |--/ | *    | |--/ | *    | |--/ | *   /   \    /  \    )\
  w w w  w      w w w  w      w w w  w    w  �__)   \  /  e_\ *
                                                     ww
 Crazy        Surprised      Bored        Staring    Cow



          (__)                                      (__)
          (@@)           XEMoo.moo.moo              (@@)
     _____(oo)                                   #--(oo)_____
   /(     /  \  #    <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>        /  \     )\
  * /_x   \  /  |                                   \  /   x_\ *
'''''''''''ww''''www.demon.net/castle/x/xemu.html''''ww''''''''''''


--------------------------------------------------------------------


           ...            .....
     .....'  \\`.......,,'  \\\\
 ..''  .   .  VV       .   .  VVV            (____)
     .   .           .   .        ''.......  ( o o)....''''''......
    .  .            .  .                      \ ..|
      .   .           .   .           >======( \_O)=======<
      .               .                     /    /
       .    .          .    .              /   ./
        .     .          .    .       ->--(-----\
          .     .            (~~~~'\       \__\__\
    .       .     .         . \,     \,      \\  \\
     .        .     .           '\     ''\    \\  \\
       .        .     .            '\      ', //  //
         .        .     .             '\     // ,//
           .        .     .              '\  ^   ^  ,     -Rosebud-
             .        .     .               '\______)

           "Surfer Cow" (or "Hangin' Hooves") by --->-->@ Rosebud



--------------------------------------------------------------------

THese are ALL my cows, I'll show you my collection to prove it:

     (__)
     (@@)
     (oo) ~Normal cow~ -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (@@)
     (oo) ~Just a little dangerous thinking~ -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (UU)
     (oo) ~A little nap didn't hurt anyone~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (/\)
     (oo) ~Realizing he is going to the butchers~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (##)
     (oo) ~BSE~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (XX)
     (OO) ~Dead cow~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (**)
     (oo) ~Cow wearing sun glasses~  -=Skydancer=-

      __
    /(--)\
     (oo) ~Old cow~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (��)
     (oo) ~Sly cow~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (||)
     (oo) ~Surprised cow~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (-@)
     (oo) ~Winking cow~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (&&)
     (OO) ~Cow thats been looking at the computar screem for too long~

-=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (..)
     (oo) ~Bored cow~ -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (++)
     (oo) ~Cow with no brains~ -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (-+)
     (oo) ~Cow with half a brain~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (??)
     (oo) ~Puzzled cow~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     ($$)
     (oo) ~Money making cow~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     ()
     (oo) ~Blocked sunglasses~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (%%)
     (OO) ~Martian cow~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (@@)
     (OO) ~Bull~  -=Skydancer=-

     (__)
     (66)
     (oo) ~Whats going on over there? Cow~  -=Skydancer=-


and:

    (__)
    (@@)_____
    (oo)    /|\
      | |  /| * ~Cow~  -=Skydancer=-
      W W W W

    (__)
    (@@)
    (oo)\
     /   \  *
    W �___)/ ~Sitting down cow~  -=Skydancer=-

    (__)
    (@@)
    (oo)_____
    /  \     )\
    \  /  >__\ * ~Lying down cow~  -=Skydancer=-
     WW

    (__)       *
    (UU)_______|
 >__(oo)       \___>
       /      /      ~Sleeping cow~  -=Skydancer=-
      W      W

    (__) O
  M (^^) |
   \(oo)/
   /    \
   \_6__/ ~It's not over until the fat cow sings~  -=Skydancer=-
   / |  \
  W  *   W

    (__)
    (��)
    (oo)__3
   /|   \
   \| 6 /
    |  |  ~Teacher~   -=Skydancer=-
    W  W
                ___
    (__)       |__/
    (#@)       |
    (Oo)______/
      /       \ ~Surendering~   -=Skydancer=-
      \3 3____/

    (__) M
    (/\)/
    (oo)\ ~Help| I'm going to the butchers|~  -=Skydancer=-
     /   \
     \3 3_)

    (__)
    (66)    *
    (oo)   /
----W--W----
------------ ~Ten little cows sitting on a wall ...~ -=Skydancer=-
------------

    (__)
    (OO)
  />(oo)<\
__\(____)/__ ~A little dangerous thinking~  -=Skydancer=-


    (__)
    (@@)
    (oo)_____
    /  \   / )\ ~Another laying down cow~  -=Skydancer=-
   W   W   W  *

    (__) M
    (/\)/
    (oo)\ ~Help| I'm going to the butchers|~  -=Skydancer=-
     /   \
     \3 3_)

    (__)
    (/\)_M___
    (oo)/   /|\
      |----/|  * ~Woe is me ...~ -=Skydancer=-
      W   W W


--------------------------------------------------------------------


          (__)  ,---------.
          (oo) | :\/: _  _ \
   /-------\/_/  :  :: :: : )
  / | ____|| \_  '  '`-'`-'/
 *  ||""  ||   \__________/
    ^^    ^^
   Female Cow


          (...)
         c _ _ c
          ', ,'',~~~~~~~~~~q~`,
            ~    , '###'    q *
   Samwise   :  ###  '   ###;
 --=~(@)~=-- ',  '___     ,'
               |||   ""|||

On that breed of cow the udders are retractable when not in use...
like the landing gear of an aircraft...it's called the udder-carriage:


          (...)
         c _ _ c
          ', ,'',~~~~~~~~~~q~`,
    After   ~    , '### '   q *
   Samwise   :  ###  '   ###;
 --=~(@)~=-- ',  '___;;_  ,'
               |||     |||


The male cow is similarly equipped with a retracting undercarriage...


          (...(                     *
         c q p c                  , '
          ', ,'',~~~~~~~~~~~~~~q~`
    After   ~    ,   '###'      q
   Samwise   :  ###    '   ###  ;
 --=~(@)~=--  ',  '_____ /@_  ,'
                |||        |||




             .=     ,        =.
     _  _   /'/    )\,/,/(_   \ \
      `//-.|  (  ,\\)\//\)\/_  ) |
      //___\   `\\\/\\/\/\\///'  /
   ,-"~`-._ `"--'_   `"""`  _ \`'"~-,_
   \       `-.  '_`.      .'_` \ ,-"~`/
    `.__.-'`/   (-\        /-) |-.__,'
      ||   |     \O)  /^\ (O/  |
      `\\  |         /   `\    /
        \\  \       /      `\ /
         `\\ `-.  /' .---.--.\
           `\\/`~(, '()      ('
            /(O) \\   _,.-.,_)
           //  \\ `\'`      /
     jgs  / |  ||   `""""~"`
        /'  |__||
              `o



       ` `  `  \\
          ` `   ))                 _    _
         ' '   //                 ((____))
              ((                  /      \
          ` `  \\ ___  ____    __ ( O  O )
               ( ~   ~~@@  ~~~~    \    /
              / @@@    @@@          (@@)
      '  '    {  @@          @@@      _/
               (            @@@@      |
                ~__--___--____---___--/
                / | | (    )     / | |
      '   '    | / /   ||||      | / /
       `   `   \\ \__             \\ \___
               [___\_\             [___\_\
     xemu......(_)(_))        .....(_)(_))




   (___)
   (o o)_____/
    @@ `     \         moooo|
     \ ____, /
     //    //  jgs
    ^^    ^^



               spring is in the air...
                     \                      boooooh|
                      \                      /
                        _/\_/\         __(\___/)___
                      (, (o\\/         \_/_  _ (__/
                      /`  _ /\           ), (o  \
                     /~ _//\  \___      /_    /  \___
                     \_('|| ~  || \     \__,-' ~  || \
                         ||____||/ \        ||____||/ \
                         | ===  | \_\       | ===  | \_\
                        _|  .   |_/ )     _/|  .   |_/ )
                 _____ / |  |   / /\_____/ /|  |   / /\_______
                |     (_(|  -  (_(/      \_\|  -   \_\/       |
                |        |       |          |       |         |
                |        |  '    |          |  '    |         |
                |        |       |          |       |         |
                |        |  |    |          |  |    |         |
                |        |       |          |       |         |
                |        |__'____|          |__'____|         |
                |          ||  ||             ||  ||          |
                |b'ger____/ /\/ /\___________/ /\/ /\_________|
                         (_(_(_(_/          /_/_/_/_/


               spring is in the air...
                     \                      boooooh|
                      \                      /
                        _/\_/\         __(\___/)___
                      (, (o\\/         \_/_  _ (__/
                      /`  _ /\           ), (o  \
                     /~ _//\  \___      /_    /  \___
                     \_('|| ~  || \     \__,-' ~  || \
                         ||____||/ \        ||____||/ \
                         | ===  | \_\       | ===  | \_\
                        _|  .   |_/ )     _/|  .   |_/ )
                 _____ /________/_/\_____/_/_______/_/\_______
                |                                             |
                |                                             |
                |                                             |
                |                                             |
                |                                             |
                |                                             |
                |                                             |
                |                                             |
                |b'ger________________________________________|
                         (_(_(_(_/          /_/_/_/_/

                                -b'ger/senger-


                5-teated cow

                /( ,,,,, )\
               _\,;;;;;;;,/_
            .-"; ;;;;;;;;; ;"-.
            '.__/`_ / \ _`\__.'
               | (')| |(') |
               | .--' '--. |
               |/ o     o \|
               |           |
              / \ _..=.._ / \
             /:. '._____.'   \
            ;::'    / \      .;
            |     _|_ _|_   ::|
          .-|     '==o=='    '|-.
         /  |  . /       \    |  \
         |  | ::|         |   | .|
         |  (  ')         (.  )::|
         |: |   |; U U U ;|:: | `|
         |' |   | \ U U / |'  |  |
         ##V|   |_/`"""`\_|   |V##
   jgs      ##V##         ##V##



                              ,     ,
                          ___('-###-')__
                         '.__./     \__.'
             _     _     _ .-'  6  6 \
           /` `--'( ('--` `\         |
          /        ) )      \ \ _   _|
         |        ( (        | (0_._0)
         |         ) )       |/ '---'
         |        ( (        |\_
         |         ) )       |( \,
          \       ((`       / )__/
           |     /:))\     |   d
           |    /:((::\    |
           |   |:::):::|   |
           /   \::##:::/   \
           \   /;U#::U;\   /
            | | | u:u | | |
            | | \     / | |
        jgs | | _|   | _| |
            / \""`   `""/ \
           | __|       | __|
           `"""`       `"""`


    . .                                _____/\_/\______
    |.|.                              "~~~,-.,~. ",~~~~"
    | ,...                               (a (a  ) \
    |( ,),)    .~.     ("\'               -="=-"   \
   (  ","---~'   ;    ,-` ;_/_'          /          \
    |`, ""~-----<     `-"( ,),)        ,'     ,.-:   \
    |  "--....___`.      ;-. \      `,' `. ,~'   |    \
    |          |         \;`\ \    -( :";|' ,+,  '     \
    |         /           || \ \     \`'   (_.','
    |       .'            ||  \ \    '`---~--~"
    |     -"            .-||~, ` \          |    (PS)

                   -Przemyslaw Skoczkowski-



      \~~~~~~~~\
       \    S   \
        \_______ \(__)   Wheeee|
    *-------------(oo) /
         |         \/
         | -------\\\\     -Daniel C. Au
        ///        ~ ~
       ~~



From: gde...@montevideo.com.uy
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1998 20:32:36 GMT

Well, I took a cow and I have been dealing with it. This are my
first ascii drawings. (Thanks to Joris Bellenger for his advice on
the cow's tail)

           (__)                 (__)                  (__)
           (oo)                 (oo)                  (oo)
          \/\\/\               xxxxxx                UUUUUU
    .------//\/          .------xxxx           .------UUUU
   / |     ||           / |     ||            / |     ||
  *  ||----||          *  ||----||           *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^              ^^    ^^
Cow who needs braces  Cow with braces  Cow after braces(Kow-lynos smile)

              ____                        ____
             /    \                      /    \
            /      \                    /      \
           /        \                  /        \
          ||||||||||||                ||||||||||||
               )(                          )(
              (__)                        (__)
              (oo)                        (**)
       .-------\/                  .-------\/
      / |     ||           -______/ |     ||
    /// ||----||           -        ||----||
        ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
        Lamp cow           Lamp cow after plug-in


    (__)      (__)      (__)      (__)      (__)      (__)      (__)
    (oo)      (oo)      (oo)      (oo)      (oo)      (oo)      (oo)
    _\/_      _\/_      _\/_      _\/_      _\/_      _\/_      _\/_
   /    \    /    \    /    \    /    \    /    \    /    \    /    \
  //|  |\\  //|  |\\  //|  |\\  //|  |\\  //|  |\\  //|  |\\  //|  |\\
\// |  | \\// |  | \\// |  | \\// |  | \\// |  | \\// |  | \\// |  | \\
��  |  |  ��  |  |  ��  |  |  ��  |  |  ��  |  |  ��  |  |  ��  |  |  �
   / /\ \    / /\ \    / /\ \    / /\ \    / /\ \    / /\ \    / /\ \
  / /  \ \  / /  \ \  / /  \ \  / /  \ \  / /  \ \  / /  \ \  / /  \ \
\/ /    \ \/ /    \ \/ /    \ \/ /    \ \/ /    \ \/ /    \ \/ /    \ \
__/      \__/      \__/      \__/      \__/      \__/      \__/      \_|

   Cut-in-paper cows (made at the Kowndergarten)


                 (__)
                 (o*)
          .-------\/
         / |     ||
        *  ||----||   gd
           ^^    ^^
        Potemkim cow

Regards,
Graziella

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =


Bye,

miK <mmi...@dataweb.nl> ASCII art 19 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
     Dude,
     You missed one:


>    (__)    (==)    (__)    (||)    (__)    (__)    (__)    (__)
>    (oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)
>     \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (,,) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (--) \/ (OO)


                          _/|
                        _/| /|                             ,'|
                      _/ / ; /|                        _,-'_/
                    _/_/'_; _;/_                   _,-'_,-/ \,
                  _/_/ _; _; ,_/              __,-'\_,' _,\_,/
                 / /'_; _; _;_/          __--' _\-_/_,-',_/ _\
                (_(_<_ < <' <         ,-' _,-,'\,_'_ \,_/'_,\
                  \_\_`(-.`\ \      ,' _/'\_  \,_'_ \_/\'_,/
                    \_\ ) )_/)\   /' _/' \_ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,\
                   (\_ /`   < (  (  <  \__ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,/
  _______  ______   `<  `6'  \`--,>_,-,__ '\,_'_ \_,\'_\
 / _____ \/ ____ \    ^| ,   /   __ `\_  '\,_'_/'
 \ \  __\/\ \  / /      o_/)'>  ( ___/ `.    _,-'-,_
  \ \/ /   \ \/ /           /    \\_,    \,_/ _,-,_ \
   \__/     \__/           /  _   \__)      `-\    \|
   / _\  _  /_ \          /__/ \  __    /      \   ||
   \ \  / \  / /        _/<   /  /  \ ;'        |   \\_,_,
    \ \/ _ \/ /        (\_/  /  (d b \|         |    \_o o)
     \__/ \__/              /    \d_b/ \       /       `^'
                           (' __/      ('    _/
                  ,-^--. __/_/ __ ,-^-._|  _/ ______
                 /      \__/_,'_ /     \_,/_,'___,.-'
                 \        (_,-'  |       (_,-'
                  \____,___/      \____,__/


>    (__)    (==)    (__)    (||)    (__)    (__)    (__)    (__)
>    (oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)
>     \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (,,) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (--) \/ (OO)


     S U P E R H E I F E R!

In alt.ascii-art miK <mmi...@dataweb.nl> wrote:

>     Dude,
>     You missed one:


>                          _/|
>                        _/| /|                             ,'|
>                      _/ / ; /|                        _,-'_/
>                    _/_/'_; _;/_                   _,-'_,-/ \,
>                  _/_/ _; _; ,_/              __,-'\_,' _,\_,/
>                 / /'_; _; _;_/          __--' _\-_/_,-',_/ _\
>                (_(_<_ < <' <         ,-' _,-,'\,_'_ \,_/'_,\
>                  \_\_`(-.`\ \      ,' _/'\_  \,_'_ \_/\'_,/
>                    \_\ ) )_/)\   /' _/' \_ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,\
>                   (\_ /`   < (  (  <  \__ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,/
>  _______  ______   `<  `6'  \`--,>_,-,__ '\,_'_ \_,\'_\
> / _____ \/ ____ \    ^| ,   /   __ `\_  '\,_'_/'
> \ \  __\/\ \  / /      o_/)'>  ( ___/ `.    _,-'-,_
>  \ \/ /   \ \/ /           /    \\_,    \,_/ _,-,_ \
>   \__/     \__/           /  _   \__)      `-\    \|
>   / _\  _  /_ \          /__/ \  __    /      \   ||
>   \ \  / \  / /        _/<   /  /  \ ;'        |   \\_,_,
>    \ \/ _ \/ /        (\_/  /  (d b \|         |    \_o o)
>     \__/ \__/              /    \d_b/ \       /       `^'
>                           (' __/      ('    _/
>                  ,-^--. __/_/ __ ,-^-._|  _/ ______
>                 /      \__/_,'_ /     \_,/_,'___,.-'
>                 \        (_,-'  |       (_,-'
>                  \____,___/      \____,__/

>     S U P E R H E I F E R!


I didn't miss her...she's new to me and my collection.

Also it is the first time I have seen New Zealand "DB Draught Beer" 
available from cow teats. I hope it is cold beer...Warm beer?  YUK.

Bye,

miK <mmi...@dataweb.nl> ASCII art 20 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> wrote:

>In alt.ascii-art miK <mmi...@dataweb.nl> wrote:

>>     Dude,
>>     You missed one:


>>                          _/|
>>                        _/| /|                             ,'|
>>                      _/ / ; /|                        _,-'_/
>>                    _/_/'_; _;/_                   _,-'_,-/ \,
>>                  _/_/ _; _; ,_/              __,-'\_,' _,\_,/
>>                 / /'_; _; _;_/          __--' _\-_/_,-',_/ _\
>>                (_(_<_ < <' <         ,-' _,-,'\,_'_ \,_/'_,\
>>                  \_\_`(-.`\ \      ,' _/'\_  \,_'_ \_/\'_,/
>>                    \_\ ) )_/)\   /' _/' \_ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,\
>>                   (\_ /`   < (  (  <  \__ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,/
>>  _______  ______   `<  `6'  \`--,>_,-,__ '\,_'_ \_,\'_\
>> / _____ \/ ____ \    ^| ,   /   __ `\_  '\,_'_/'
>> \ \  __\/\ \  / /      o_/)'>  ( ___/ `.    _,-'-,_
>>  \ \/ /   \ \/ /           /    \\_,    \,_/ _,-,_ \
>>   \__/     \__/           /  _   \__)      `-\    \|
>>   / _\  _  /_ \          /__/ \  __    /      \   ||
>>   \ \  / \  / /        _/<   /  /  \ ;'        |   \\_,_,
>>    \ \/ _ \/ /        (\_/  /  (d b \|         |    \_o o)
>>     \__/ \__/              /    \d_b/ \       /       `^'
>>                           (' __/      ('    _/
>>                  ,-^--. __/_/ __ ,-^-._|  _/ ______
>>                 /      \__/_,'_ /     \_,/_,'___,.-'
>>                 \        (_,-'  |       (_,-'
>>                  \____,___/      \____,__/

>>     S U P E R H E I F E R!


>I didn't miss her...she's new to me and my collection.

>Also it is the first time I have seen New Zealand "DB Draught Beer" 
>available from cow teats. I hope it is cold beer...Warm beer?  YUK.

LOL :D

I'm pretty sure a state-of-the-art cooling system is installed in
Superheifer's udder.

As Beatrix, Queen of the Netherlands etc., would say:

              __
           ,d8()8b.
          d|\_/\_/|b
         d8p' `  `q8b
        d88  _  _  88b
        q88  6  6  88p
         `8 )____( 8'
           \ `--' / 
          _.`-..-'._
      ,W\` o      o `-._
    ,' \ij `o    o',~~~.`.
   ,'   \B\  `oo'  i===i  '.
   ;     \e\       |ccc|   ;
   ;  \   \a\      |ccc|;,.'
   ;  ;\   \t\     `-=-'|
            \r\
             \i\
              \x\

           Cheers!

,mic

If anyone is familiar with Vampire the Masquerade...Produced by white wolf
I need some Ascii art of the Clan Symbols.
If anyone can help I'd appreciate it a lot
                  -Christina Zonak

*****************************************************************************
     .-.   Remember, when you're having a horrible day and everyone's just
    ((`-'  gettin you down, it takes 43 muscles to frown, but it only takes
     \\    FOUR...to pull the trigger on a halfway decent sniper rifle.
       \\
.="""=._))
;  '=. "'"
'=="

Shanaka Dias <sdi...@netlane.com> ASCII art 24 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Hmmmm,
I haven't played Vampire for many years now.
If I can get a hold of the books and can find the 
time, I'll have a go.

If....    :)


Christina Germaine Basili Zonak <cba...@wam.umd.edu> wrote:

>If anyone is familiar with Vampire the Masquerade...Produced by white wolf
>I need some Ascii art of the Clan Symbols.
>If anyone can help I'd appreciate it a lot
>                  -Christina Zonak


                                                ,  ,
                                               / \/ \
                                              (/ //_ \_
     .-._                                      \||  .  \
      \  '-._                            _,:__.-"/---\_ \
 ______/___  '.    .--------------------'~-'--.)__( , )\ \ 
`'--.___  _\  /    |         Shanaka Dias    ,'    \)|\ `\|
     /_.-' _\ \ _:,_       Western Australia       " ||   (
   .'__ _.' \'-/,`-~`      sdi...@netlane.com         |/
       '. ___.> /=,|                                 |
        / .-'/_ )  '---------------------------------'
   snd  )'  ( /(/  
             \\ "  Old web address (may no longer exist!): 
              '==' http://www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka

Aziraphael <azi...@tcSPAMp.com> ASCII art 25 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On Wed, 23 Sep 1998 23:54:21 -0400, Christina Germaine Basili Zonak
<cba...@wam.umd.edu> wrote thusly:

>If anyone is familiar with Vampire the Masquerade...Produced by white wolf
>I need some Ascii art of the Clan Symbols.
>If anyone can help I'd appreciate it a lot
>                  -Christina Zonak
>
>*****************************************************************************
>     .-.   Remember, when you're having a horrible day and everyone's just
>    ((`-'  gettin you down, it takes 43 muscles to frown, but it only takes
>     \\    FOUR...to pull the trigger on a halfway decent sniper rifle.
>       \\
>.="""=._))
>;  '=. "'"
>'=="

Are these the sort of thing you want?

Brujah:

    :                  .:
    ':    .::::::::.   .:'
     :. .::'      '::..:'
     ':::'          ':.:' 
     .:::           ::::.  
    .: :.           .: '::
   ::: ':.         .:'  ::  
   .::  ::..::'.:::::::::::'''
  ..:::::::::''  .::'' ::'  
     :.  ':.     .:'   ::   
     ':.  ':    .:'   .:'  
      '::  :.  .:    .:'
       ':.::.:::  .:::  
         '::::::::::'
            :::
      jim   ':'

Nosferatu:

    ___
.-'"   '---..._____.--'':
 '.      .              :
  :     .' ..' .' ;    :'
  ':  .' .'    '. ',  :'
   ': .-'        '. ' :.
    ':    .-.  :'._'; :.
   .:  .' .'   '.  ;. :.
  .:  :--'       '_'   :
 .: /(      : :       :'
 : (  )   .:  :.       :
 :  ''    :    :      :'
 :    .'''.    .''.  :
 ':   :    '. .   :  :.
  ':  ;     _" __  : :
   ': ;  .-'#''##'. ': 
    ': ;:########:  :.
     :  ;:#;' ';#:    :
     :   ;' .'. '    :'
     ':       __     :'
jim   ':_.--''  '--.:'
                  


I just did those two tonight, so if they're the sort of thing you want I'll
have a go at the others.

Oh.. and my newsfeed seems a bit dodgy.. so appologies if someone's already
done these or something..

__________
Aziraphael(AKA jim) - posting for the first time in a while.

Still without a sig

That's exactly what I'm, looking for
Thanks a lot

                  -Christina Zonak

*****************************************************************************
     .-.   Remember, when you're having a horrible day and everyone's just
    ((`-'  gettin you down, it takes 43 muscles to frown, but it only takes
     \\    FOUR...to pull the trigger on a halfway decent sniper rifle.
       \\
.="""=._))
;  '=. "'"
'=="

Aziraphael <azi...@tcSPAMp.com> ASCII art 3 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On Fri, 25 Sep 1998 05:07:09 GMT, azi...@tcSPAMp.com (Aziraphael) wrote
thusly:

>On Wed, 23 Sep 1998 23:54:21 -0400, Christina Germaine Basili Zonak
><cba...@wam.umd.edu> wrote thusly:
>
>>If anyone is familiar with Vampire the Masquerade...Produced by white wolf
>>I need some Ascii art of the Clan Symbols.
>>If anyone can help I'd appreciate it a lot
>>                  -Christina Zonak
>>
>>*****************************************************************************
>>     .-.   Remember, when you're having a horrible day and everyone's just
>>    ((`-'  gettin you down, it takes 43 muscles to frown, but it only takes
>>     \\    FOUR...to pull the trigger on a halfway decent sniper rifle.
>>       \\
>>.="""=._))
>>;  '=. "'"
>>'=="
>
>Are these the sort of thing you want?

<SNIP Brujah and Nosferatu drawings pasted again below>

Ack.. sorry this is taking so long (it's the damn Toreador and Gangrel ones
that are giving me problems).

But so far here are the ones I've done.

Brujah

    :                  .:
    ':    .::::::::.   .:'
     :. .::'      '::..:'
     ':::'          ':.:' 
     .:::           ::::.  
    .: :.           .: '::
   ::: ':.         .:'  ::  
   .::  ::..::'.:::::::::::'''
  ..:::::::::''  .::'' ::'  
     :.  ':.     .:'   ::   
     ':.  ':    .:'   .:'  
      '::  :.  .:    .:'
       ':.::.:::  .:::  
         '::::::::::'
      jim   :::
            ':'

Nosferatu


    ___
.-'"   '---..._____.--'':
 '.      .              :
  :     .' ..' .' ;    :'
  ':  .' .'    '. ',  :'
   ': .-'        '. ' :.
    ':    .-.  :'._';  :.
   .:  .' .'   '. ;.  :.
  .:  :--'       '_'   :
 .: /(      : :       :'
 : (  )   .:  :.       :
 :  ''    :    :      :'
 :    .'''.    .''.  :
 ':   :    '. .   :  :.
  ':  ;     _" __  : :
   ': ;  .-'#''##'. ': 
    ': ;:########:  :.
jim  :  ;:#;' ';#:    :
     :   ;' .'. '    :'
     ':       __     :'    
       ':_.--''  '--.:'
                  

Malkavian:

             __
          .-:==:-.
         //'/  \ \\
        // |    | \\
  ,    [/.|     / .\]    ,
  T\   [||'    //'||]   /T
  [|:..'||    //  ||'..:|]
  [|.==.'   _//    '.==.|]
  [||       \\         ||]
  [||_       \\        ||]
  [|  \    _// \       ||]
  [|| \\_\//'\\        ||]
  [||    \/  //        ||]
  [||   //   /         ||]
  [\(  //              )/]
   [\\//               //]
    [\ |___.-==-.____//]
     '======[  ]======'
            [  ]
           [====]
            )  (
            ]  [
           /====\
           [    ]
           [    ]
            )==(
    jim     (__)




Tremere:



           ':::::::::::::
        .....':::::::::::
     .:::::::::':::::::::
   .::'''    ''':':::::::
 .::'::::::::::::::':::::
.::' :::::::::::: '::':::
::'  ::::::::::::  ':: ':
::   ::::::::::::   ::
::.  ::::::::::::  .::
'::. :::::::::::: .::'
 '::.::::::::::::.::'
   '::...     ...::'
     ':::::::::::'  jim
        '''''''


Ventrue:

            _____
           ]     [
        ['._]   [_.']
        [  _    _  ]
       _[.' ]_.[ '.]_
      ]  '-:'__':-'  [
   :.'   _        _   '.:
   :  .-' :     .' '.   :
   :  \    \   :     :  :
    '. '.'.,)  '.-..: .'
      '.            .'
        [          ]
        [          ]
         [        ]
          [      ]
          _)    ( 
         ( __    \
          \\/  |) )
          .\     /
           (    ..'
            \   :'
             ) (   
          _.(   )
           ')   (.
            |   (
             | |
             | |
             | |
             | |
             | |
             | |
            [   ]_ 
            [   _/ 
            [   ]
             | |
             | |
             | |
             | |
            .| |.
            [' ']
            |   |
           _)   (_
          :       :
           )     (    
           [_   _]
             \ /
              '

The ventrue one's a bit big.. sorry..

oh well.. back to work.

__________
Aziraphael

Still refusing to get a sig.

WOW
These are terrific
Thanks a ton

                  -Christina Zonak

*****************************************************************************
      .-.   Remember, when you're having a horrible day and everyone's
     ((`-'  just gettin you down, it takes 43 muscles to frown, but it 
      \\    only takes FOUR...to pull the trigger on a halfway decent
       \\   sniper rifle.
.="""=._))
;  '=. "'"
'=="          PjP/jgs

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