Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 Aug 1997.
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LEGS!!!! Asthetically Whole, at last!
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 5 Aug 1997
You people are right. This woman really needed some legs; absolutely she
did; she is the leggiest creature I have ever laid eyes on. After
watching for days, as people strained and sweated, I think I have finally
solved this crisis! No longer, is there a need to resort to putting
cartoon characters on her feet, which might speak to us all, at any moment.
No more, will someone (in some Frasciisteinian fashion), graft her poor
bones, re-designing her femininity. Not again, will she have to suffer
with out-of-proportion portions, which threaten to walk off with the first
fat ascii female that comes along..... I can now state, with authority,
that this woman is asthetically whole!!!!!!
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Thanks to whoever originally did this sketch, it was a lot of fun. I am
convinced that you will be satisfied. Look, she is; she's even smiling,
now (isn't that a dimple I see?).
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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