Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 Apr 2000.
Martians - explanations
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· 3 messages · 20 Apr 2000 - 24 Apr 2000
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"High Terro-Researcher! You
are truly stating that the
Terran-Humano-Beings actually
communicate?"
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"Well, they employ shortwave,
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"Telephone, satphone,
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"Email, real mail, Ezine,
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"Yes, High Terro-Researcher,
but does all this indicate
intelligent communication?"
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"INTELLIGENT COMMUNICATION?
Don't be preposterous.
Intelligent beings do NOT
'chat'."
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endendendendendendendendendendend
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--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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Before you buy.
JRO wrote: > > "Well, they employ shortwave, > longwave, microwave, nanowave, > ... > "FedEx, UPS, Pony Express, > > "INTELLIGENT COMMUNICATION? > Don't be preposterous. > Intelligent beings do NOT > 'chat'." How do you "go from A to B" here? Are you saying that "shortwave, longwave, microwave" etc are "chat"? -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> wrote: > > "Well, they employ shortwave, > > longwave, microwave, nanowave, > > ... > > "FedEx, UPS, Pony Express, > > > > "INTELLIGENT COMMUNICATION? > > Don't be preposterous. > > Intelligent beings do NOT > > 'chat'." > > How do you "go from A to B" here? Are you saying that "shortwave, > longwave, microwave" etc are "chat"? People use shortwave,longwave, microwave etc. to chat with each other. Get a funny bone veronika. Please. Grow a sense of humor or get out. -- I love cats...They taste just like chicken.
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