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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 May 1997.
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#$Make money SLOW$#

#$Make money SLOW$#

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 10 May 1997 - 11 May 1997
tbracken <tbr...@nassau.cv.net> 10 May 1997 00:00 · permalink · report 

Hi. My name is lob faggot. I saw one of those "make money fast!" things in ALOT of newsgroups. I tried it one day, and IT DID NOT WORK! I made a new plan. I would call it, MAKE MONEY $LOW! All you have to do is follow these 32 easy steps, and you will have more money than you can fit inside you po
cket!

1.Buy a styrafoam cup
2.Tear up a few of your clothes
3.Get a blanket
4.Find a vacant alley next to a popular store
5.Blind yourself
6.Beg for lots of money
7.Beg for lots of money
8.Beg for lots of money
9.Beg for lots of money
10.Beg for lots of money
11.Beg for lots of money
12.Beg for lots of money
13.Buy a gun and rob small huts in japan
14.Leave a ransom note for $1.50 at a mansion
15.Crawl around looking for dimes
16.Sell grains of salt
17-31.Beg for more money
32.If this works than call me at 1-(800)-mattres [leve of the last s for 
savinngs]

By now you should be b*tch, I mean rich, and in jail with a 4-day sentence 
(witout correct punctuation). Thank you!
Dan Helmick <oob...@ripco.com> 11 May 1997 00:00 · permalink · report 
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