Make Money The Easy Way!!

Dear Jackie:
Get a life, and send the spam to people stupid enough to be interested.

Sincerely,

Dr_Orient

Jackie Krauss wrote:

> Hello
>
> Are you tired of the same old 9 to 5 boring job. Read on, and you shall
> discover the high-tech business of the 90's.
>
> It's simple, proven, and easy to learn.
>
> It is important to read and follow instructions carefully.
>
> Ok lets get started now.
>
> This unique business sends thousands of people a product for $5.00 that costs next
>  to nothing to produce and e-mail. As with all  businesses, we build our business by
> recruiting new members and selling a products.  Every state in the U.S. allows
> you to recruit new members online.
>
> The products in this program are a series of four business and financial reports
> costing $5.00 each.  Each 0rder you receive via "snail mail" will include:
>
> * $5.00 cash
> * The name and number of the report they are 0rdering
> * The e-mail address where you will e-mail them the report they 0rdered.
>
> To fill each 0rder, you simply e-mail the product to the buyer.
>
> Instructions:
>
> 1. 0rder all 4 reports shown on the list below.
>
>   For each of the 4 reports your 0rder send
>
> * $5.00 cash
> * the name & number of the report you are 0rdering
> * your e-mail address
> * your name & return address
>
> *  Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the four reports. Save
> them on your computer.
>
> 2.  IMPORTANT-- DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each
> report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than is instructed below
> in steps "a" through "f" or you will lose out on the majority of your profits.
> Once you  understand the way this works, you'll also see how it doesn't work if
> you change it.
>
> a.  Look below for the listing of available reports.
>
> b.  After you've 0rdered the four reports, take this advertisement and remove the
>     name and address under REPORT #4.
>
> c.  Move the name and address under REPORT #3 down to  REPORT #4.
>
> d.  Move the name and address under REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3.
>
> e.  Move the name and address under REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2.
>
> f.  Insert your name/address in the REPORT #1 position.
>
> Please make sure you copy every name and address ACCURATELY!
>
> 3.  Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and save it to
> your computer.  Make NO changes to the instruction portion of this letter.
>
> 4.  Now you're ready to start an advertising campaign on the INTERNET!
> Advertising on the 'Net is very, very inexpensive, and there are HUNDREDS of FREE
> places to advertise. Another avenue which you could use for advertising is e-mail
> lists. You can buy these lists for under $20/2,000 addresses or you can pay
> someone a minimal charge to take care of it for you.
>
> 5.  For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the report they
> 0rdered.  THAT'S IT!  ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL 0rderS!  This will
> guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out, with YOUR name and address on it, will
> be prompt because they can't advertise until they receive the report!
>
> _______________________________________________________________
>                       AVAILABLE REPORTS
> _______________________________________________________________
> *** 0rder Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME ***
>
> Notes:
>
> -  ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH (U.S. CURRENCY) FOR EACH REPORT CHECKS ARE NOT ACCEPTED
> -  ALWAYS SEND YOUR 0rder VIA FIRST CLASS  MAIL
> -  Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two sheets of paper
> -  On one of those sheets of paper, include:
>    (a) the number & name of the report you are 0rdering
>    (b) your e-mail address
>    (c) your name & postal address.
> _______________________________________________________________
>
> REPORT #1 "HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH multilevel SALES"
>
> 0rder REPORT #1 FROM:
>
> Jackie Krauss 2415 B Perrysville Rd, Danville, Il 61834
> ______________________________________________________________
>
> REPORT #2 "MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND multilevel SALES"
>
> 0rder REPORT #2 FROM:
>
> George Powell 15582 Grape Creek Road, Danville, Il 61834
> _______________________________________________________________
>
> REPORT #3 "SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS"
>
> 0rder REPORT #3 FROM:
>
> TML P.O. Box 383, Pacifica, Ca 94044
> _______________________________________________________________
>
> REPORT #4 "EVALUATING multilevel SALES PLANS"
>
> 0rder REPORT #4 FROM:
>
> NDZ & CO. P.O. Box 7277, Atlanta, Ga 30357-0277
> _______________________________________________________________
>
> Here is a short explanation on how this all works:
>
> Let's say you decide to start small just to see how well it works. Assume your
> goal is to get 10 people to participate on your first level. (Placing a lot of
> FREE ads on the internet will EASILY get a larger response.) Also assume that
> everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION gets ONLY 10 downline members.
>
> 1st level--10 members with $5............................................$50
> 2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100)...........................$500
> 3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000)........................$5,000
> 4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5 x 10,000).....................$50,000
> THIS TOTALS..............................................................$55,550
>
> Remember this assumes that the people who participate only recruit 10
> people each.  Think for a moment what would happen if they got 20 people to
> participate!  Most people get 100's of participants!
>
> Your cost to participate:
>
> 4 reports at $5.00 = $20.00
> 4 32 cent stamps       1.28
> Total Cost           $21.28