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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Jul 2000.
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Robot drawing and some text that goes with it, scroll down t

Robot drawing and some text that goes with it, scroll down the robot is at the end.

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 12 Jul 2000
nick bellando <nic...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 12 Jul 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Robots hate humans usually, that's why they try to kill them a lot.
this robot is named ROMULUS, it is not an evil robot but it hates
humans and tries to kill them. the human with a big nose is just
some stupid human who must die because robots are superior.  i know
you people don't like racist posts here, but i am sorry i am a robot
too and humans are puny flesh flabs and must be destroyed.  sometimes
when you zap humans with a death ray they jump out of the way and it
sucks when that happens because you have to re-charge your death ray
which can be pretty slow if your fuel cell is running low!! but not
for me, i always recharge my fuel cell to full every morning so that
i can recharge my death ray very quickly!!  so then if a human jumps
its like "zzzap... recharge... ZZZZAAPP!!!@!$!#$!#$!@#" and that's 
that for that stupid human with its "family" and its "clothes"!!
also humans like to say things like "supa cool" and that's what 
makes me extremely angry, i hate JARGON!!!  I KILL JARGON USING
HUMAN FOOLS!!!!!!

Hooray



iiiiiiiiiiooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooiiiiiiiiiioo




           .............
          |\            \           
          | \............\
          | |            |
          | |     (*`    |                                 oh no
          | |        .oooo   DIE HUMAN                    a robot     
          | |        B  \
          \ |        `oooo                                      w
           `.............l                                     <")
                \|__|                                           |
                \|__|                                          -|-
               m\|__|          ___                             / \ 
              / `mmmmm________/ __|  ->* ->* ->* ->*
             :  dio/\_________ |__ ))))))))))))))))))))         j
             | iioo\/oii      \___|  ->* ->* ->* ->*            u
         ____| xioooooix___                                     m 
        /\\\\` xiioooiix\\\\           zzzzap                   p
       /\.-------------------
       \/ O O O O O O O O O O\
        \__`_`_`_`_`_`_`_`_`_/
nb
----------^^^^^^^^^^----------^^^^^^^^^^----------^^^^^^^^^^----------^^


hooray, that's all.

nick bellando

g3ck0 <g3c...@gmx.net> 12 Jul 2000 00:00 · permalink · report

nick bellando schrieb:

> ...  me extremely angry, i hate JARGON!!!  I KILL JARGON USING
> HUMAN FOOLS!!!!!!

Bahh, here comes the humans best friend in a tank version.

>                         .............
>                        |\            \
>                        | \............\
>                        | |            |
>                        | |     (*`    |
>                        | |        .oooo   DIE HUMAN
>                        | |        B  \
>                        \ |        `oooo
>                         `.............l
>                             \|__|      
>                             \|__|      
>                            m\|__|          ___    
>                           / `mmmmm________/ __|  ->* ->* ->* ->*
>                           :  dio/\_________ |__ ))))))))))))))))))))
>                           | iioo\/oii      \___|  ->* ->* ->* ->*
>        die robot      ____| xioooooix___       
>                      *x#\\\` xiioooiix\\\\      
>     ++--_'  '  '  ' *#.------------------- '  
>  ._/__\/U'.         \#/ O O O O O O O O O O\
>  /_____/ `           \__`_`_`_`_`_`_`_`_`_/
>__(o_o_o) g3         


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