Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Jan 1997.
Make Fa$t Ca$h
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 30 Jan 1997
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WITH ONLY A $5.00 INVESTMENT???
I GUARANTEE THIS IS THE FASTEST...FAIREST...WAY I KNOW TO DO JUST THAT!
IT IS TOTALLY LEGAL, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CATCH AND IT IS NOT A SCAM!
If you are still with me on this... please take five minutes of your
time to read this letter in its entirety and it WILL change your life.
I have not posted this letter to waste your time, I have posted it so
you can make money just like me.
I know that you are probably thinking that this is a scam... but let me
tell you... it is not! It is a tough pill to swallow to think that with
only $5 you can make thousands of dollars. I understand and had those
same thoughts when I first came across an article similar to this one.
The only thing was, I was interested enough to read on and see what this
was all about and I could see the possiblities this had. It is amazing!
You can make Thousands of dollars in 4 to 6 weeks with only a one time
$5 investment. Here is why... the Internet doubles in size approximately
every 4 months... think about that. That means there are thousands of
new users jumping on the Internet daily. Statisticaly that means that
there are thousands of people out there that will send in their $5
dollars and get involved in making thousands of dollars.
Good you have read this far. I became involved in this because I was in
need of some financal help and didn't know where to turn. I thought...
I spend $5 to maybe net myself thousands... a shot in the dark granted,
but I have shot more than $5 into the dark before and with not near the
potential money return that this has! The concept is so simple... that
is why you can't lose!
I will be honest with you and tell you that I have read that people are
making a great deal of money on this and there are some testimonials out
there. I cannot confirm nor deny any of them as I am just getting into
this and do hope that there are people out there that will follow my led
as I see that if your fair and follow the guidlines set out below, we
can all help each other make a little money and that is people helping
people.
This is very simple and I know it will work for you! Let me tell you
how this system works...
STEP 1. Get 5 separate sheets of paper and write the following statement
on each sheet of paper... "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." (In
doing this, you are not just sending a dollar to someone, you are paying
for a legitimate service). Get 5 $1.00 bills and place one inside each
sheet of paper (fold the bill) and mail each one by standard U. S. Mail
to the following five addresses:
1. Stuart Koch
Connolly Hall Box C115
501 E. St. Joseph
Rapid City, SD 57701-3995
2. Karen Lundgren
6354 Edinburgh St.
Apt. 13
Halifax, Nova Scotia,
Canada B3L 1W4
3. Gene Donohue
PO Box 30
Marlborough NH 03455
4. Anthony Bluma
P.O. Box 60
Burlington, Kansas 66839
5. Jason Wilson
760 E. Glenlyn Dr.
Azusa, Ca. 91702
STEP 2. Now remove the top name from the list, and move the
other names up. This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on.
Put your name in as the fifth one on the list. Do this
only after you send you $5 out.
STEP 3. Post the article to at least 250 newsgroups. There are at
least 19000 newsgroups at any given moment in time.
Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can. Remember
the more groups you post to, the more people will see your
article and send you cash!
Or simply e-mail directly this message to anybody you
know - spread the message around! The more you do, the
more money you will make!
STEP 4. You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing
returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the Internet is new
and huge. There is no way you can lose.
Now here is how and why this system works:
Out of every block of 250 posts you make, you get back 5 responses.
Yes, thats right,only 5. You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or
money orders, but real cash with your name at #5.
Each additional person who sends you $1.00 will also make 250
additional postings with your name at #4, 1000 postings. On
average then, 50 people will send you $1.00 with your name at
#4,...$50.00 in your pocket!
Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each with your
name at #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people= $500.00
They make 250 postings each with your name at #2= $100,000
postings=5000 returns at $1.00 each= $5,000.00 in cash!
Finally, 5,000 people make 250 postings each with your name at
#1 and you get a return of $60,000 before your name drops off
the list.And that's only if everyone down the line makes only 250
postings each! Your total income for this one cycle is $55,000.
From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list,
you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again
by sending out another $5.
The end result depends on you. You must follow through
and repost this article everywhere you can think of.
The more postings you make, the more cash ends up in
your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!!
So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it
works! There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all
day, all over the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net
every day. You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper.
So, my friend, read and follow the simple instructions and play
fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to it. Print this out
right now so you can refer back to this article easily. Try to keep
an eye on all the postings you make to be sure everyone is
playing fairly. You know where your name should be.
If you're really not sure or still think this can't be
for real, then don't do it. But please print this article and pass
it along to someone you know who really needs the bucks, and see
what happens.
REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY! BE FAIR
AND HONEST AND THIS WILL WORK FOR YOU! YOU DON'T
NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE MONEY!
PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL MAKE SOME REAL CASH!
*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
with your name in the list and not sending the bucks to the people
already included, you will not get much. I heard of someone who did this
and only got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent
the 5 $1 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he
had over $10,000!
THIS IS THE BEST WAY THAT I HAVE SEEN TO SHARE THE WEALTH OF
THE WORLD WITHOUT SPENDING ANYMORE THE FIVE DOLLARS!
TRY IT I KNOW THIS WORKS! - IT'S ONLY $5.00
THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT YOU WILL GET YOUR FIVE
DOLLARS BACK AND MUCH MORE!
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