Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Jul 1999.
The Inquest
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 23 Jul 1999 - 6 Sep 1999
Okay, another re-run. But since I ain't got time to
make a new one, right now, this will have to do...
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"Dr. Wiess, I see by the autopsy report
___ that you performed the autopsy on the
/_ _\ deceased. Is that correct?"
( - - )
__\ _ /__ \
/ \_/ \ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_
| || (.~O=O / \
| || _\_-/ / / \ \
| || / \|/\ \_\ |/
| ||_/_|____|\__ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
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___________________________________________________
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___
/_ _\
( - - )
__\ _ /__ "Yes sir, that is correct."
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ / //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_
| || (.~O=O / \
| || _\_o/ / / \ \
| || / \|/\ \_\ |/
| ||_/_|____|\__ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
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_________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
___
/_ _\ "I see. And the deceased was dead
( - - ) when you performed the autopsy?"
__\ _ /__ \
/ \_/ \ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_
| || (.~O=O / \
| || _\_-/ / / \ \
| || / \|/\ \_\ |/
| ||_/_|____|\__ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
___________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
___
/_ _\
( - - ) "Well... yes. Of course he was
__\ _ /__ dead when I did the autopsy."
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ / //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_
| || (.~O=O / \
| || _\_o/ / / \ \
| || / \|/\ \_| /_/
| ||_/_|____|\__ |_____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
###############################################
###############################################
_________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
___
/_ _\ "I see. And how could you be sure
( - - ) the deceased was actually dead?"
__\ _ /__ \
/ \_/ \ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || (___ \ _\__/_
| || O=O~.) / \
| || \-_/_ / / \ \
| || / \|/ \ \_\ |/
| ||_/|____\_\__ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
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99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
_________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
___
/_ _\ "Well, for one thing, his
( - - ) brain was sitting in a
__\ _ /__ jar on my desk."
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ / //\\
| JUDGE |\ ___ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || //\_\ _\__/_
| || (~O=O~) / \
| || \_o_/ / / \ \
| || / \|/ \ \_\ /_/
| ||_/_/___\_\__ (/____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
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_________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I see. Are you saying then,
___ that you are CERTAIN that
/_ _\ this man IS actually dead?"
( - - )
__\ _ /__ \
/ \_/ \ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_
| || (.~O=O / \
| || _\_-/ / / \ \
| || / \|/\ \_| /_/
| ||_/_|____|\__ |_____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
_________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
___
/_ _\
( - - )
__\ _ /__
/ \_/ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ ___ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || //\_\ _\__/_
| || (~O=O~) / \
| || \_-_/ / / \ \
| || / \|/ \ \_\ /_/
| ||_/_/___\_\__ (/____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ
ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ
__________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
.' . '
___. "No... I guess it's possible that
' /_ _\ ' the son-of-a-bitch could still be
' ( O O ) . alive, and is practicing law
__\ _ /__ somewhere."
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ / //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_
| || (.~O=O / \
| || _\_o/ / / \ \
| || / \|/\ \_| /_/
| ||_/_|____|\__ |_____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
theendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheend
theendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheend
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
ogl...@mail.fullnet.net
___________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Dr. Wiess, I see by the autopsy report
___ that you performed the autopsy on the
/_ _\ deceased. Is that correct?"
( - - )
__\ _ /__ \
/ \_/ \ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_
| || (.~O=O / \
| || _\_-/ / / \ \
| || / \|/\ \_\ |/
| ||_/_|____|\__ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
___________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
___
/_ _\
( - - )
__\ _ /__ "Yes sir, that is correct."
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ / //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_
| || (.~O=O / \
| || _\_o/ / / \ \
| || / \|/\ \_\ |/
| ||_/_|____|\__ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{
}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
_________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
___
/_ _\ "I see. And the deceased was dead
( - - ) when you performed the autopsy?"
__\ _ /__ \
/ \_/ \ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_
| || (.~O=O / \
| || _\_-/ / / \ \
| || / \|/\ \_\ |/
| ||_/_|____|\__ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
___________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
___
/_ _\
( - - ) "Well... yes. Of course he was
__\ _ /__ dead when I did the autopsy."
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ / //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_
| || (.~O=O / \
| || _\_o/ / / \ \
| || / \|/\ \_| /_/
| ||_/_|____|\__ |_____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
###############################################
###############################################
_________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
___
/_ _\ "I see. And how could you be sure
( - - ) the deceased was actually dead?"
__\ _ /__ \
/ \_/ \ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || (___ \ _\__/_
| || O=O~.) / \
| || \-_/_ / / \ \
| || / \|/ \ \_\ |/
| ||_/|____\_\__ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
_________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
___
/_ _\ "Well, for one thing, his
( - - ) brain was sitting in a
__\ _ /__ jar on my desk."
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ / //\\
| JUDGE |\ ___ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || //\_\ _\__/_
| || (~O=O~) / \
| || \_o_/ / / \ \
| || / \|/ \ \_\ /_/
| ||_/_/___\_\__ (/____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
_________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I see. Are you saying then,
___ that you are CERTAIN that
/_ _\ this man IS actually dead?"
( - - )
__\ _ /__ \
/ \_/ \ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_
| || (.~O=O / \
| || _\_-/ / / \ \
| || / \|/\ \_| /_/
| ||_/_|____|\__ |_____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
_________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
___
/_ _\
( - - )
__\ _ /__
/ \_/ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ ___ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || //\_\ _\__/_
| || (~O=O~) / \
| || \_-_/ / / \ \
| || / \|/ \ \_\ /_/
| ||_/_/___\_\__ (/____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ
ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ
__________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
.' . '
___. "No... I guess it's possible that
' /_ _\ ' the son-of-a-bitch could still be
' ( O O ) . alive, and is practicing law
__\ _ /__ somewhere."
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ / //\\
| JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\)
| R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_
| || (.~O=O / \
| || _\_o/ / / \ \
| || / \|/\ \_| /_/
| ||_/_|____|\__ |_____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
theendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheend
theendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheend
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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