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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Feb 2004.
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Nerd Boy, episode 498

Nerd Boy, episode 498

alt.ascii-art · 8 messages · 11 Feb 2004 - 15 Feb 2004
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 11 Feb 2004 22:55 · permalink
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Not many left until 500 now. Don't know if/how
I should celebrate it.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
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 bb  jg

Joaquim Gᅵndara teilte uns mit:

> Not many left until 500 now. Don't know if/how
> I should celebrate it.

If? Yes! 'Cause if you don't *threatens*

How? How about an XXL-Strip, which is twice as long as a normal one or
something like that. =)

Grtz, Marc
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In alt.ascii-art, Joaquim G�ndara says...

>Not many left until 500 now. Don't know if/how
>I should celebrate it.

You could have cameo appearance from Shark Boy.

;-)

Veronica Karlsson <v...@hotbrev.com> ASCII art 12 Feb 2004 09:14 · permalink
Sharky wrote:
> Joaquim G�ndara says...
> 
> >Not many left until 500 now. Don't know if/how
> >I should celebrate it.
> 
> You could have cameo appearance from Shark Boy.  ;-)

And Evil Veronica.  =)


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Bateau <Gam...@work.stomping.aza> ASCII art 12 Feb 2004 11:30 · permalink
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>Not many left until 500 now. Don't know if/how
>I should celebrate it.

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Yeti <yet...@atlas.cz> 12 Feb 2004 13:46 · permalink
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Joaquim G�ndara wrote:

<snipped great strip>

| Not many left until 500 now. Don't know if/how
| I should celebrate it.

Perhaps by a strip about Nerd Boy & Co. celebrating the 500th episode?
...maybe by reading the 500th episode by themselves (I like recursive
things ;)

Keep up the good work!

Yeti
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 14:46:40 +0100
Yeti <yet...@atlas.cz> wrote:

> Perhaps by a strip about Nerd Boy & Co. celebrating the 500th episode?
> ...maybe by reading the 500th episode by themselves (I like recursive
> things ;)

Hey that actually sounds nice :)

Regards

-Pierrick Brossin              (%IPv6 Ready)
http://www.swissgeeks.com

The only non-crucial thing that is set in
the OpenBSD install is the local time

Zotiel R. Bell <ali...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 15 Feb 2004 17:59 · permalink
"Pierrick Brossin" <pbr...@swissgeeks.com> wrote in message
news:200...@swissgeeks.com...
> On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 14:46:40 +0100
> Yeti <yet...@atlas.cz> wrote:
>
> > Perhaps by a strip about Nerd Boy & Co. celebrating the 500th episode?
> > ...maybe by reading the 500th episode by themselves (I like recursive
> > things ;)
>
> Hey that actually sounds nice :)
>
yeah...but don't have them read it aloud, or explain it...just have them all
laughing about how funny it is and how we all should read it.

-Zotiel

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