ASCII Art Fart for Sun, Apr 16, '00

"Tran Q. Nguyen" <buf...@alcyone.com> wrote in message news:8dclhl$5u45m$1...@rn.area.com...

>                            |`-:_    BUHHHHH
>   ,----....____            |    `+. /
>  (             ````----....|___   |
>   \     _                      ````----....____
>    \    _)                                     ```---.._
>     \                                                   \
>   )`.\  )`.   )`.   )`.   )`.   )`.   )`.   )`.   )`.   )`.   )
> -'   `-'   `-'   `-'   `-'   `-'   `-'   `-'   `-'   `-'   `-'   `

That reminds me:  Do you know the one where the American submarine
captain and the Russian submarine captain argue which nations sub can
stay under water longer and then a German U-boat surfaces and its cap-
tain asks:  "Heil Hitler, is the War over?"

No?

Well, there are these two submarines next to each other on the high
seas, you know, and one of them is an American one and the other one
is Russian, you see, and...


--
  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!                             __
('__`>              You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews."  <'__`)
// -(   �OOL mm                                                  )^ \\
`\__/   http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm  \-_/'

ulr...@t-online.de (Ool) wrote in 
<8dd4ak$tvb$1...@news05.btx.dtag.de>:

>That reminds me:  Do you know the one where the American submarine
>captain and the Russian submarine captain argue which nations sub can
>stay under water longer and then a German U-boat surfaces and its cap-
>tain asks:  "Heil Hitler, is the War over?"

Oh, I know that joke with as punchline:
"Sieg heil, gibt er hier irgendwo ein Tankstelle?"

=)

But basically the same  =) 

ojoshiro schrieb:
> Oh, I know that joke with as punchline:
> "Sieg heil, gibt er hier irgendwo ein Tankstelle?"
 
Punch. It's spelled that way:

> Oh, I know that joke with as punchline:
> "Sieg heil, gibt es hier irgendwo eine Tankstelle?"

Now it's much funnier. Haha.

--
I hate people who know everything better.

wuz...@2die4.com (wuz) wrote in <38F...@2die4.com>:

 ,-----------------------------------------.
( I hate people who know everything better. )
 `---------------------y-------------------'
                     ,'
                      
  ,-"""-.
  |  ,--`-     
 '.--' oO_  Whatever you say Bub, You're the masterrace.
 __) `--'   
/  \_)  \

Don't blame a Dutchman for not correctly implementing Prehistoric German 
grammar. 
We got rid of those ridiculous rules aeons ago.

Ojoshiro

Are you also going to correct all english on this newsgroup?
No?
Not 'Nasynchronisiert' ?
( I wonder what kind of stupid squeeky voice I'd get.. )