Original Usenet thread from rec.arts.ascii, started 9 Sep 1996.
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[Picture] A Compedium of ASCII Insults
rec.arts.ascii
· 2 messages · 9 Sep 1996 - 10 Sep 1996
Here are all the insults I have collected. These are some of the most
treasured ascii art works on the Internet. Unfortunately, few artists
have been identified. If anyone has an insult I don't have, I would love
to receive it.
Diane
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| Diane Wenner Silicon Valley ((~~~?) |
| <pix...@netcom.com> California USA ))(@ @()) !
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A Compendium of ASCII Insults
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SS HH HH II TT
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Artist: VampLadee <Vam...@aol.com>
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Artist: VampLadee <Vam...@aol.com>
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Artist unknown
Definition:
"Plonk is the imaginary sound of someone hitting the bottom of the bit
bucket. It usually means that the person doing the plonk has just
killfiled whoever got plonked." Wotan <wot...@netcom.com>
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The fleecy cloud may kiss the sky.
The rose may kiss the butterfly.
The morning dew may kiss the grass.
And you my friend may...
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->Cheeky<-
Artist: Rowan Crawford
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Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser [ ] Fed
[ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer [ ] Dork
[ ] indy.netter
[ ] ix.netcom.com er [ ] Pervert [ ]
[ ] Me too er [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Spammer [ ] Freak [ ] FLAMENET
[ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racism shit
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
[ ] I think you might be a fed
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above
End of Flame.
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Have a nice day,
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Artist unknown
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And smilies-insults:
-]= right-handed F.Y.
=[- left-handed F.Y.
:-C= showing tongue
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