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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 13 Dec 2004.
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Nerd Boy, episode 615

Nerd Boy, episode 615

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 13 Dec 2004
Joaquim Gândara <joa...@telia.com> ASCII art 13 Dec 2004 12:26 · raw headers · report 
Do you realize how expensive
water is? I've stopped taking                Um..
showers to save up for a  `,,,               ,
  Playstation Portable.    '..             OO
                            ||            .||.
                         __ |\ ___________ dd ____


      I think that if I don't               What? How long have you
     take a shower for the next              gone without a shower?
       three months, I'll    `,,,            ,
       have enough money.     '..          OO
                              .||.        .||.
                   ___________ || ________ dd _________



                  Let me check. *scratch*
                             `,,, *scratch*
                              '..>         oO
                              .||          ||
                       _______ || ________ dd _____



              Looks like two weeks.         Dude; gross.
                             `,,,            ,
                              '..          oO
                              .||'         ||
jg                             ||          dd



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Disgustingly enough, this joke is loosely based on a true story.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

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