Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 Mar 1997.
Turn $5 into $5000
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 28 Mar 1997
Share the Wealth of the Internet!
Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.
The Internet has grown tremendously. It doubles in size every
4 months. Think about it. You see those 'Make.Money.Fast' posts
more and more. That's ... because it WORKS ! So I thought, all
those new users might make it work. And I decided to try it out,
a few months ago. Besides, whats $5.00, I spend more than that
in the morning on my way to work on coffee and cigs for the day.
So I sent in my money and posted. Everyone was calling it a
scam, but there are SO many new users from AOL, Netcom, etc.
They will join in and make it work for you.
Well, two weeks later, I began recieving bucks in the mail! I
couldn't believe it! Not just a little, I mean big bucks! At
first only a few hundred dollars, then a week later, a couple of
thousand, then BOOM. By the end of the fourth week, I had
recieved nearly $47,000.00. It came from all over the world. And
every bit of it perfectly legal and on the up and up. I've been
able to pay off all my bills and still had enough left over for
a nice vacation for me and my family.
Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well.
Markus Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks. Dave Manning
claims hemade $53,664 in the same amount of time. Dan Shepstone
says it was only $17,000 for him. Do I know these folks? No, but
when I read how they say they did it, it made sense to me.
Enough sense that I'm taking a similar chance with $5 of my own
bucks. Not a big chance, I admit--but one with incredible
potential, because $5 is all anyone ever invests in this system.
Period. That's all Markus, Dave, or Dan invested, yet their $5
netted them tens of thousands of dollars each, in a safe, legal,
completely legitimate way. Here's how it works in 3 easy steps:
STEP 1.
Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate
pieces of paper along with the words:
"PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST."
(In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone;
you're paying for a legitimate service.) Fold a $1 bill inside
each paper, and mail them by standard U. S. Mail to the following
five addresses:
1- Hoffman Eric
3150 Riviere-Cachee
Boisbriand, PQ
Canada
J7H 1A3
2- Stuart Koch
Connolly Hall Box C115
501 E. St. Joseph
Rapid City, SD 57701-3995
3- Leslie Carter
118 North Warren Street.
Easton, PA
18042
4- S. H. Wright
258 Canberra
Gwinn, MI 49841
5- Thadd Thompson
HCR 56 Box 41
John Day, OR 97845
STEP 2.
Now remove the top name from the list, and move the
other names up.This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on.
Put your name in as the fifth one on the list.
STEP 3.
Post the article to at least 250 newsgroups. There are
at least 19000 newsgroups at any given moment in time.
Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can. Remember
the more groups you post to, the more people will see
your article and send you cash!
Or simply e-mail directly this message to anybody you
can - spread the message around! The more you do, the
more money you will make!
STEP 4.
You are now in business for yourself, and should start
seeing returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the
Internet is new and huge. There is no way you can lose.
Now here is how and why this system works:
Out of every block of 250 posts I made, I got back 5
responses. Yes, thats right,only 5. You make $5.00 in
cash, not checks or money orders, but real cash with
your name at #5.
Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also
makes 250 additional postings with your name at #4,
1000 postings. On average then, 50 people will send you
$1.00 with your name at #4,....$50.00 in your pocket!
Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each
with your name at #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return,
500 people= $500. They make 250 postings each with your
name at #2= 100,000 postings=5000 returns at $1.00
each=$5,000.00 in cash!
Finally, 5,000 people make 250 postings each with your
name at #1 and you get a return of $60,000 before your
name drops off the list.And that's only if everyone down
the line makes only 250 postings each! Your total income
for this one cycle is $65,055.
From time to time when you see your name is no longer on
the list, you take the latest posting you can find and
start all over again.
The end result depends on you. You must follow through
and repost this article everywhere you can think of.
The more postings you make, the more cash ends up in
your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!!
So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe
me, it works. There are millions of people surfing the net
every day, all day, all over the world. And 100,000 new
people get on the net every day. You know that, you've seen
the stories in the paper. So, my friend, read and follow the
simple instructions and play fair. Thats the key, and thats
all there is to it. Print this out right now so you can
refer back to this article easily. Try to keep an eye on all
the postings you made to make sure everyone is playing
fairly. You know where your name should be.
If you're really not sure or still think this can't be for
real, then don't do it. But please print this article and
pass it along to someone you know who really needs the bucks,
and see what happens.
REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T
NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE BUCKS!
GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL
WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!
*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the
messages with your name in the list and not sending the bucks to
the people already included, you will not get much. I know someone
who did this and only got about $150 (and that's after two months).
Then he sent the 5 bills, people added him to their lists, and in
4-5 weeks he had over $10,000!
TRY IT AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY!!! :o) !!!!!!!!!!
--
rco...@orednet.org
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