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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 Mar 1997.
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Turn $5 into $5000

Turn $5 into $5000

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 28 Mar 1997
Thadd <rco...@orednet.org> ASCII art 28 Mar 1997 00:00 · raw headers · report
Share the Wealth of the Internet!


Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.
 
The Internet has grown tremendously. It doubles in size every 
4 months. Think about it. You see those 'Make.Money.Fast' posts 
more and more. That's ... because it WORKS !  So I thought, all 
those new users might make it work. And I decided to try it out,
a few months ago. Besides, whats $5.00, I spend more than that 
in the morning on my way to work on coffee and cigs for the day.
So I sent in my money and posted. Everyone was calling it a 
scam, but there are SO many new users from AOL, Netcom, etc. 
They will join in and make it work for you.

Well, two weeks later, I began recieving bucks in the mail!  I
couldn't believe it! Not just a little, I mean big bucks!  At 
first only a few hundred dollars, then a week later, a couple of
thousand, then BOOM. By the end of the fourth week, I had 
recieved nearly $47,000.00. It came from all over the world. And
every bit of it perfectly legal and on the up and up. I've been 
able to pay off all my bills and still had enough left over for 
a nice vacation for me and my family.

Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well. 
Markus Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks. Dave Manning 
claims hemade $53,664 in the same amount of time. Dan Shepstone 
says it was only $17,000 for him. Do I know these folks? No, but 
when I read how they say they did it, it made sense to me. 
Enough sense that I'm taking a similar chance with $5 of my own 
bucks. Not a big chance, I admit--but one with incredible 
potential, because $5 is all anyone ever invests in this system. 
Period. That's all Markus, Dave, or Dan invested, yet their $5
netted them tens of thousands of dollars each, in a safe, legal,
completely legitimate way. Here's how it works in 3 easy steps:

STEP 1.

Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate
pieces of paper along with the words: 
                "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST."
(In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone; 
you're paying for a legitimate service.) Fold a $1 bill inside 
each paper, and mail them by standard U. S. Mail to the following 
five addresses:
 
 1-  Hoffman Eric
     3150 Riviere-Cachee
     Boisbriand, PQ
     Canada
     J7H 1A3

 2-  Stuart Koch  
     Connolly Hall Box C115
     501 E. St. Joseph
     Rapid City, SD 57701-3995

 3-  Leslie Carter
     118 North Warren Street.
     Easton, PA 
     18042

 4-  S. H. Wright
     258 Canberra
     Gwinn, MI 49841

 5-  Thadd Thompson
     HCR 56 Box 41
     John Day, OR 97845

STEP 2.

    Now remove the top name from the list, and move the
    other names up.This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on.
    Put your name in as the fifth one on the list.


STEP 3.

    Post the article to at least 250 newsgroups. There are 
    at least 19000 newsgroups at any given moment in time.
    Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can. Remember
    the more groups you post to, the more people will see 
    your article and send you cash! 
     Or simply e-mail directly this message to anybody you 
    can - spread the message around! The more you do, the 
    more money you will make!


STEP 4.

    You are now in business for yourself, and should start
    seeing returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the 
    Internet is new and huge. There is no way you can lose.
 
    Now here is how and why this system works:
 
    Out of every block of 250 posts I made, I got back 5 
    responses. Yes, thats right,only 5. You make $5.00 in 
    cash, not checks or money orders, but real cash with 
    your name at #5.
 
    Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also 
    makes 250 additional postings with your name at #4, 
    1000 postings. On average then, 50 people will send you
    $1.00 with your name at #4,....$50.00 in your pocket!
 
    Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each 
    with your name at #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return, 
    500 people= $500. They make 250 postings each with your 
    name at #2= 100,000 postings=5000 returns at $1.00 
    each=$5,000.00 in cash!
 
    Finally, 5,000 people make 250 postings each with your 
    name at #1 and you get a return of $60,000 before your
    name drops off the list.And that's only if everyone down 
    the line makes only 250 postings each! Your total income 
    for this one cycle is $65,055.
 
    From time to time when you see your name is no longer on 
    the list, you take the latest posting you can find and 
    start all over again.

       The end result depends on you. You must follow through
       and repost this article everywhere you can think of.
       The more  postings you  make, the more cash ends up in
       your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!!

    So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe 
    me, it works. There are millions of people surfing the net 
    every day, all day, all over the world. And 100,000 new 
    people get on the net every day. You know that, you've seen
    the stories in the paper. So, my friend, read and follow the
    simple instructions and play fair. Thats the key, and thats
    all there is to it. Print this out right now so you can 
    refer back to this article easily. Try to keep an eye on all
    the postings you made to make sure everyone is playing 
    fairly. You know where your name should be.

    If you're really not sure or still think this can't be for 
    real, then don't do it. But please print this article and 
    pass it along to someone you know who really needs the bucks,
    and see what happens.

    REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T
    NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE BUCKS!
    GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL
    WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!

*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the 
messages with your name in the list and not sending the bucks to
the people already included, you will not get much. I know someone
who did this and only got about $150 (and that's after two months).
Then he sent the 5 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 
4-5 weeks he had over $10,000!

                TRY IT AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY!!!  :o) !!!!!!!!!!

--
rco...@orednet.org

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