Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Aug 1997.
Fish in a bowl
alt.ascii-art
· 4 messages · 17 Aug 1997 - 20 Aug 1997
Find ten differences
)............( )..._____....(
/ ___/| \ / / \/| \
| /o \/| | | \o__ /\| |
| \_____/\| | | \| |
\ / \ /
')__________(' ')__________('
Kristian Kirsfeldt
noo...@netexpress.ee
1) The second fish is dead.
2) The second fish is likely not breathing.
3) The second fish likely has a more disagreeable odor.
4) The first fish's family does not need to be notified.
5) Murphy's Law indicates the second fish does not have a valid will.
6) The first fish is more fun at parties.
7) The first fish would probably be harder to catch with a harpoon.
8) The first fish still has a reason to be called "Blinky".
9) The second fish never told the first fish she loved him.
10) The first fish is best kept at room tempurature, the second below
freezing.
-Nana
On Sun, 17 Aug 1997, Kristian Kirsfeldt wrote:
> Find ten differences
>
> )............( )..._____....(
> / ___/| \ / / \/| \
> | /o \/| | | \o__ /\| |
> | \_____/\| | | \| |
> \ / \ /
> ')__________(' ')__________('
>
>
> Kristian Kirsfeldt
> noo...@netexpress.ee
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This ere pretty funny. I think you should have put the picture up at
the top, though, and the reasons under it. I is almos' give up an quit,
afore I got to the pix part, and decided it were funny, 'stead of jus'
stupid.
Anyway, I done liked it.
Uhh.... I'm glad you liked it, but I didn't do the picture, nor did I
think of the idea of "Find 10 differences"... All I did was heckle the
thing with the 10 smart-ass answers.
-Nana
On 20 Aug 1997, Jonathon R. Oglesbee wrote:
> This ere pretty funny. I think you should have put the picture up at
> the top, though, and the reasons under it. I is almos' give up an quit,
> afore I got to the pix part, and decided it were funny, 'stead of jus'
> stupid.
>
> Anyway, I done liked it.
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