[PIC] Electile Dysfunction

Just as Batman inspires fear in others through a form that causes him
fear I offer you bad poetry so that you too may fear bad poetry.

Ode to Elections                           (\ |)                       
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                                            |    `-      _.-.  
Names pulled from the rolodex               /      `--.-'    \          
Offering quotes without context            /     _*__*__*__*_ |         
From elections long gone by                `--'\ /^\/^\/^\/^\ |         
Words sting each runner like burning lye        \-------------\         
                                                 |  .--.      |\        
Democrats become an ass for democracy            | /    \  )\ \ x  
We can't expect consistency                      | \    / / | /        
A signed slip is required to trip                /  /  / /  / |        
Unless a child needs a fetus snip         :F_P: /_/`  `--' /_/         
                                                               
Republicans offered a chicken in every pot                     
Yet another war is all we ever got             _.---------._   
They decreased our founding fathers purity   /'             `\         
All in the name of national security        /  \./  \./  \-/  \        
                                            |  -V-  -V-  -V-  |        
They kiss babies in the hood                |                 |        
Saying small government is good             |-----------------|        
Of the kids we must think                   |                 |        
Once in office like pigs do they stink      |                 |        
                                            |     _____     /\|        
It is fast approaching time to vote         |    |     |    ||| __
We get poorer while their wallets bloat     |    |     |    ||`-'/
                -- Faux_Pseudo              :F_P:|     |____|`--' 

:F_P:#################################Fri Oct 28 2005#################

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