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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Dec 1994.
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alt.ascii-art · 4 messages · 11 Dec 1994 - 23 Dec 1994
Colin Douthwaite <Col...@equinox.gen.nz> ASCII art 11 Dec 1994 21:42 · permalink · report
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          Alt.COWS.MOO.MOO.MOO   *   FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

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      _o_                                                      _o_
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    |     |                                                  |     |
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   /_______\                                                /_______\
     o'                                                          `o

                                                  :\/: _  _   |~
                           :\/: _  _              :  :: :: : o|
            |~  |~  |~     :  :: :: :             '  '`-'`-'
           o|  o|  o|   :\/: _  _       :\/: _  _    |~
                        :  :: :: :      :  :: :: :  o|
                        :\/: _  _       '  '`-'`-'
                        :  :: :: :               :\/: _  _    |~
                        '  '`-'`-'               :  :: :: :  o|
                   :\/: _  _                     '  '`-'`-'
                   :  :: :: :   |~  |~  |~  _ /
          *\       :\/: _  _   o|  o|  o|                 /*
           /\      :  :: :: :              _____ |~__    / \
          ****     '  '`-'`-'   /         /     0|   \  *****
          (oo) / :\/: _  _               / |\/|,-.,-. | (o o)
   /-------\/_/  :  :: :: :   /         /  |  || || | |_ \ /--------\
  / | ____|| \_  '  '`-'`-'            /   |  |`-'`-' __\ O||      || \
 *  ||""  ||   |_ _ _ _ _ _ /         / |\/|,-.,-.   /     ||----/@||   *
    ^^    ^^                         /  |  || || |  /      ^^      ^^
   Female Cow                       (   |  |`-'`-' /        Male Cow
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      Christmas Version  -  First issued :   December 1994    -cfbd-


Q1:  MOO ?

A1:  MOO !



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                                            ( Bells by David Issel )



  [ The copy posted to the newsgroup alt.cows.moo.moo.moo has been
    moomoo-encoded to avoid giving offence to Elijah the Prophet
    (Eli the Bearded) and his followers ]

Bye,

Colin Douthwaite (Col...@equinox.gen.nz) wrote:
:            /\      :  :: :: :              _____ |~__    / \
:           ****     '  '`-'`-'   /         /     0|   \  *****
:           (oo) / :\/: _  _               / |\/|,-.,-. | (o o)
:    /-------\/_/  :  :: :: :   /         /  |  || || | |_ \ /--------\
:   / | ____|| \_  '  '`-'`-'            /   |  |`-'`-' __\ O||      || \
:  *  ||""  ||   |_ _ _ _ _ _ /         / |\/|,-.,-.   /     ||----/@||   *
:     ^^    ^^                         /  |  || || |  /      ^^      ^^
:    Female Cow                       (   |  |`-'`-' /        Male Cow
:                                      \            /

Q:>  Am i insane, or did this idiot actually post "Male Cow?"

A:>  Yes, and yes.

Let the udderly useless flames ensue...

3B^P

gra...@badlands.NoDak.edu (Grant A Johnson) writes:
> Colin Douthwaite (Col...@equinox.gen.nz) wrote:
> :            /\      :  :: :: :              _____ |~__    / \
> :           ****     '  '`-'`-'   /         /     0|   \  *****
> :           (oo) / :\/: _  _               / |\/|,-.,-. | (o o)
> :    /-------\/_/  :  :: :: :   /         /  |  || || | |_ \ /--------\
> :   / | ____|| \_  '  '`-'`-'            /   |  |`-'`-' __\ O||      || \
> :  *  ||""  ||   |_ _ _ _ _ _ /         / |\/|,-.,-.   /     ||----/@||   *
> :     ^^    ^^                         /  |  || || |  /      ^^      ^^
> :    Female Cow                       (   |  |`-'`-' /        Male Cow
> :                                      \            /
>
> Q:>  Am i insane, or did this idiot actually post "Male Cow?"
>
> A:>  Yes, and yes.
>
> Let the udderly useless flames ensue...

Milk them bulls!

---
dl...@bwalk.dm.com (Dimitri Vulis)
Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps

Colin Douthwaite <Col...@equinox.gen.nz> ASCII art 23 Dec 1994 20:49 · permalink · report
Andy Nachbaur (and...@beenet.com) wrote:

: gra...@badlands.NoDak.edu (Grant A Johnson) writes:
: > Colin Douthwaite (Col...@equinox.gen.nz) wrote:
: > :            /\      :  :: :: :              _____ |~__    / \
: > :           ****     '  '`-'`-'   /         /     0|   \  *****
: > :           (oo) / :\/: _  _               / |\/|,-.,-. | (o o)
: > :    /-------\/_/  :  :: :: :   /         /  |  || || | |_ \ /--------\
: > :   / | ____|| \_  '  '`-'`-'            /   |  |`-'`-' __\ O||      ||
: > :  *  ||""  ||   |_ _ _ _ _ _ /         / |\/|,-.,-.   /     ||----/@||
: > :     ^^    ^^                         /  |  || || |  /      ^^      ^^
: > :    Female Cow                       (   |  |`-'`-' /        Male Cow
: > :    (Herford)                         \            /         (Heford)
: >
: > Q:>  Am i insane, or did this idiot actually post "Male Cow?"
: >
: > A:>  Yes, and yes.
: >
: > Let the udderly useless flames ensue...

: Milk them bulls!
: Nahh, they are a HERford and a HEford!


I like it, I like it, HeHeHe !

I'll put Herford and Heford in the next issue of the
alt.cows.moo.moo.moo Frankly Answered Questions.

Bye,

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