Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Feb 2001.
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[pic] the 'ultimate' computer system...
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· 10 messages · 27 Feb 2001 - 28 Mar 2001
-=[ the 'ultimate' computer system ]=- 2/01
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> -=[ the 'ultimate' computer system ]=- 2/01 > ___ > /.--\ _ ___ > |( '\ |-| |._ > ___ )_ _/ | | | | > [___] / `\____ | | |_.' > | ^| / \_____/) |-|___| > | | / / _:::_))_(___ > | |/'-._/_ |___________| > '-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""|| > | `######|_|_|| || > \ ._ _.'{~-_}| || > _) ( {-__}| || > jgs /______`\ |_,__) || > > > -joan *hehe* Nice Joan .. I diddled it : ___ /,--\ _ ___ |( C '\ \ |-| |._ ___ )_ _/ - | | | | [___] / `\____ | | |_,' | ^| / \_____/) |-|___| | | / / _:::_))_(___ | |/`-._/_ |___________| '-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""|| | `######|_|_|| || \ ._ _,'{~-_}| || _) ( {-__}| || jgs /______`\ |_,__) ||
>Message-id: <97ioql$t80$1...@news.inet.tele.dk> >*hehe* Nice Joan .. >I diddled it : > > ___ > /,--\ _ ___ > |( C '\ \ |-| |._ > ___ )_ _/ - | | | | > [___] / `\____ | | |_,' > | ^| / \_____/) |-|___| > | | / / _:::_))_(___ > | |/`-._/_ |___________| > '-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""|| > | `######|_|_|| || > \ ._ _,'{~-_}| || > _) ( {-__}| || > jgs /______`\ |_,__) || > > OMG! he has two ears on the side of his head! How about this tweak? ___ / ,-\ _ ___ | ( '\ |-| |._ ___ )_ _/ | | | | [___] / `\____ | | |_.' | ^| / \_____/) |-|___| | | / / _:::_))_(___ | |/'-._/_ |___________| '-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""|| | `######|_|_|| || \ ._ _.'{~-_}| || _) ( {-__}| || jgs /______`\ |_,__) || wearing glasses? ___ /` ,-\ _ ___ \_(==0> |-| |._ ___ )_ _/ | | | | [___] / `\____ | | |_.' | ^| / \_____/) |-|___| | | / / _:::_))_(___ | |/'-._/_ |___________| '-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""|| | `######|_|_|| || \ ._ _.'{~-_}| || _) ( {-__}| || jgs /______`\ |_,__) || -joan -- ((`\ ___ \\ '--._ joan stark .'` `' o ) mailto:spu...@juno.com / \ '. __.' _| /_ \ \_\_ ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs {_\______\-'\__\_\ http://www.ascii-art.com/
> >*hehe* Nice Joan .. > >I diddled it : > > > > ___ > > /,--\ _ ___ > > |( C '\ \ |-| |._ > > ___ )_ _/ - | | | | > > [___] / `\____ | | |_,' > > | ^| / \_____/) |-|___| > > | | / / _:::_))_(___ > > | |/`-._/_ |___________| > > '-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""|| > > | `######|_|_|| || > > \ ._ _,'{~-_}| || > > _) ( {-__}| || > > jgs /______`\ |_,__) || > > > > > OMG! he has two ears on the > side of his head! How about this tweak? > > ___ > / ,-\ _ ___ > | ( '\ |-| |._ > ___ )_ _/ | | | | > [___] / `\____ | | |_.' > | ^| / \_____/) |-|___| > | | / / _:::_))_(___ > | |/'-._/_ |___________| > '-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""|| > | `######|_|_|| || > \ ._ _.'{~-_}| || > _) ( {-__}| || > jgs /______`\ |_,__) || > THAT was an ear ? Sorry I thought it was the boundary of his hair. Anyway you missed the not so obvious diddles - I changed some . to , and a ' to a ` to smoothen the look of your lines. (no wait you did notice the change with the hair .. you missed the monitor , toilet and his pants though) Let me do it again to this slightly improved version ( I noticed you changed the hair ever so slightly ) : ___ / ,-\ _ ___ | ( '\ |-| |._ ___ )_ _/ | | | | [___] / `\____ | | |_,' | ^| / \_____/) |-|___| | | / / _:::_))_(___ | |/`-._/_ |___________| `-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""|| | `######|_|_|| || \ ._ _,'{~-_}| || _) ( {-__}| || jgs /______`\ |_,__) || > wearing glasses? > > ___ > /` ,-\ _ ___ > \_(==0> |-| |._ > ___ )_ _/ | | | | > [___] / `\____ | | |_.' > | ^| / \_____/) |-|___| > | | / / _:::_))_(___ > | |/'-._/_ |___________| > '-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""|| > | `######|_|_|| || > \ ._ _.'{~-_}| || > _) ( {-__}| || > jgs /______`\ |_,__) || Neat ! Now .. lets just wait a few hours for the next funny guy to reddiddle it and make the dude jerk off to the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica newsgroups or find true love in a chatroom .. and discuss romance, kids and marriage .. while taking a dump Warm regards CeeJay
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tweak for women...
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-joan
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OOO! That's a great one! the only trouble is that here in Arkyland we
all wear caps, so....
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| |/`-._/_ |___________|
'-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""||
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Best,
Nat Hooper
Oxford, Arkansas
On Thu, 01 Mar 2001 04:48:40 GMT, Hawk Would <haw...@earthREMOVETHISlink.net> provoked the following text: ><!doctype html public "-//w3c//dtd html 4.0 transitional//en"> ><html> > ><blockquote TYPE=CITE><tt>*hehe* Nice Joan ..</tt> ><br><tt>I diddled it :</tt> ><br><tt></tt> </blockquote> 8< Snip rubbish! ><br><tt> _</tt> ><br><tt>.---. / > .---.</tt> ><br><tt> <_ HawkWould_></tt> ><br><tt> <_/\ /\_></tt> ><br><tt> /mm\</tt> ><br><tt> ".__."</tt> ><br><tt></tt> </html> What??? -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Op zoek gaan naar buitenaards leven? Kijk op http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. Kijk ook eens in hetnet.hobby.setiathome! 853wu/1.30yrs Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. -- Fletcher Knebel
ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl (Peter Punk) writes: > On Thu, 01 Mar 2001 04:48:40 GMT, Hawk Would > 8< Snip rubbish! > > What??? Oh, nothing... It's just 1337... Probably won't bother again ;-) Most likely was "thinking" somewhere along those lines: "WOT? Someone aint usen' OE? I'll show Thoze LooserZ!!!1" SCNR Tilman -- ,--------------------------------------------------------. |Tilman Ahr | Email: rio...@gmx.net | | | til...@student.hu-berlin.de | `--------------------------PGP-Key available by request--�
Supersede 'coz I actually looked at the original this time. ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl (Peter Punk) writes: > On Thu, 01 Mar 2001 04:48:40 GMT, Hawk Would > 8< Snip rubbish! > > What??? Oh, nothing... It's just 1337... Probably won't bother again ;-) Most likely was "thinking" somewhere along those lines: "WOT? Someone aint usen' OE? I'll show Thoze LooserZ!!!1" s/OE/NetRape/ SCNR, Not even now... Tilman -- ,--------------------------------------------------------. |Tilman Ahr | Email: rio...@gmx.net | | | til...@student.hu-berlin.de | `--------------------------PGP-Key available by request--�
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| |/ '-\_~)_ |___________|
'-;_|\_____ `) ||"""""""""||
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There ya go! I swear, I can be so juvenile sometimes.
Your Favorite Pet,
Goodbye Doggie
"Christian 'CeeJay'
Jensen" <new...@CeeJay.cjb.nOt> wrote:
> > >*hehe* Nice Joan ..
> > >I diddled it :
> > >
> > > ___
> > > /,--\ _ ___
> > > |( C '\ \ |-| |._
> > > ___ )_ _/ - | | | |
> > > [___] / `\____ | | |_,'
> > > | ^| / \_____/) |-|___|
> > > | | / / _:::_))_(___
> > > | |/`-._/_ |___________|
> > > '-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""||
> > > | `######|_|_|| ||
> > > \ ._ _,'{~-_}| ||
> > > _) ( {-__}| ||
> > > jgs /______`\ |_,__) ||
> > >
> > >
> > OMG! he has two ears on the
> > side of his head! How about this tweak?
> >
> > ___
> > / ,-\ _ ___
> > | ( '\ |-| |._
> > ___ )_ _/ | | | |
> > [___] / `\____ | | |_.'
> > | ^| / \_____/) |-|___|
> > | | / / _:::_))_(___
> > | |/'-._/_ |___________|
> > '-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""||
> > | `######|_|_|| ||
> > \ ._ _.'{~-_}| ||
> > _) ( {-__}| ||
> > jgs /______`\ |_,__) ||
> >
>
> THAT was an ear ?
> Sorry I thought it was the boundary of his hair.
>
> Anyway you missed the not so obvious diddles - I changed some . to , and
> a '
> to a ` to smoothen the look of your lines. (no wait you did notice the
> change
> with the hair .. you missed the monitor , toilet and his pants though)
>
> Let me do it again to this slightly improved version ( I noticed you
> changed
> the hair ever so slightly ) :
>
> ___
> / ,-\ _ ___
> | ( '\ |-| |._
> ___ )_ _/ | | | |
> [___] / `\____ | | |_,'
> | ^| / \_____/) |-|___|
> | | / / _:::_))_(___
> | |/`-._/_ |___________|
> `-;_|\_____ `\ ||"""""""""||
> | `######|_|_|| ||
> \ ._ _,'{~-_}| ||
> _) ( {-__}| ||
> jgs /______`\ |_,__) ||
>
> > wearing glasses?
> >
> > ___
> > /` ,-\ _ ___
> > \_(==0> |-| |._
> > ___ )_ _( | | | |
> > [___]/ `\ | | |_.'
> > | ^||\_\ O |-|___|
> > | |/ \ )// _:::_))_(___
> > | |/'-\_~)_ |___________|
> > '-;_|\_____ `) ||"""""""""||
> > | `######|\ \|| ||
> > \ ._ _.' \ \| ||
> > _) ( \_`-; ||
> > jgs /______`\ || ||
>
> Neat !
>
> Now .. lets just wait a few hours for the next funny guy to reddiddle it
> and
> make the dude jerk off to the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica newsgroups
>
> or find true love in a chatroom .. and discuss romance, kids and marriage
> ..
> while taking a dump
>
> Warm regards
> CeeJay
>
>
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