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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Dec 2000.
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alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 11 Dec 2000
MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.net.not> ASCII art 11 Dec 2000 16:22 · permalink
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      Oh sure                 (.-./   .'     :    
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  It IS a glamorous           `{"}'\_))_)))>-     
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   life being a Bee.              |  | /  \MJP    
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   Flying all day, flower      )/( )\/(/\)( )\(   
   to flower, pollenating         )'-\  /-'(      
   everything, and of course    _     ||       _  
   there is the honey...       <_)-'-.||.-'`^-(_> 
   but I say, So what!                ||          
   like what good is a little         ||          
   taste of the sweet life   __    .-'||     _    
   when all you do is work  (  \_.'   ||.-'-(_>   
   and you just KNOW ol'     \/~      ||          
   QueenBee is Really gonna Share     ||          
   the Drones, NOT!             _     ||       _  
   And whats with this Stinger?<_)-'-.||.-'`^-(_> 
   I get to sting an enemy once,      ||          
   and for my trouble, it kills ME    ||          
   too! Not too mention the chances   ||     _    
   of me ending up a hood      <_)-'-.||.-'-(_>   
   ornament on a '57 Chevy!           ||          
   Now THAT's Glamor baby, Oh Yeah!   ||          
                                                  

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