Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 8 Dec 2001.
Joris and Sandra 5
alt.ascii-art
· 49 messages · 8 Dec 2001 - 31 Dec 2001
JORIS AND SANDRA 5
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b'ger'-' |\/
Well, Sandra, are you ready to go home?
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_____ I don't think so, Joris.
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/ ) ) /" ( |/ ?
=__ `, \ .Y___ / | / )\
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b'ger'-' |\/
I've decided to become a sensitive artist...
and sit here in this bar, in a perpetual
depressive funk.
\ _____ ?
(((_ \ \ `,
_,_ \ \ /_,/\ o o #
/ ) ) /" ( |/ ?
=__ `, \ .Y___ / | , )\
( __\ (__ \ \(__ /__/\ \____
,- / \_/ \ ) / (\ / \_/ \
|/| / < ____> \ |. ||\ / /\ |\ \
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b'ger'-' |\/
Hey, Ralf, wazzup with Sandra?
# \
, She's been like this
_____ all night.
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_,_ \ \ /_,/\ ___ #
/ ) ) /" ( |/ ?
=__ `, \ .Y___ / | , )\
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,- / \_/ \ ) / (\ / \_/ \
|/| / < ____> \ |. ||\/ /\ |\ \
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b'ger'-' |\/
ALL night? Ah, merde. I know what the problem is...
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# \ Well, it's YOUR problem now, Chief. I'm
, going to the sandbox. See you at home.
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(((_ \ `,
_,_ \ \ ___ # /\,_\
/ ) ) |/ ? ) "\
=__ `, \ | , )\ \ ___Y.
( __\ (__ \ /__/\ \____ __)/
,- / \_/ \ ) / \_/ \/) \
|/| / < ____> \ / /\ |\ \| |
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b'ger'-' |\/
*sigh* One thing's for sure:
# there'll be no hoochy-coochy
, TONIGHT.
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(((_ \ o `,
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/ ) ) |/ ?
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,- / \_/ \ ) / \_/ \
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b'ger'-' |\/
# # # # WAITER! WHERE'S
, , , , MY LEFSE?
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/ ) ) |/ ? (~~~))) [_[_]-\\ #### <@ \
=__ `, \ | _ )\ _,_ ((() /_ /|/ ### _|
( __\ (__ \ /__/\ \____ (^ )))) {-} |= ### (_
,- / \_/ \ ) / \_/ \ -_((((() #// (\ \ __/
|/| / < ____> \ / < _____ _> \ / _)))))) / _ __ \/ _ _ \
-----|.|--/__/ ,_/___\/___/ ,___/___/_/ ,_/_\-/_/ ,__//_/ ,/_\----
b'ger'-' |\/ |\/ |\/ aa |\/ jg |\/ vk
-- #
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist ,
.,,,. ,\\\\,,
#### #### (~~~))) A perpetual depressive //\\\\\\,
## ## ## ## . . ((() funk can be contagious. [_]-[_] \\
###### ###### (^ )))) / (/_ |
## ## ## ## ~_((((() \ \__ /
## ## ## ## / )))))) Uff da. Bad karma, d00d. \__/
On Sat, 08 Dec 2001 11:10:29 -0000, ann...@oal.com sigged:
> Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
What are you going to do with your sig when you turn 15? :)
(When's your birthday, anyway?)
Cheers,
Philip
--
Philip Newton <nos...@gmx.li>
That really is my address; no need to remove anything to reply.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
"Philip Newton" <pne...@newton.digitalspace.net> wrote in message news:mf7...@4ax.com... > On Sat, 08 Dec 2001 11:10:29 -0000, ann...@oal.com sigged: > > > Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > > What are you going to do with your sig when you turn 15? :) > > (When's your birthday, anyway?) Er, perhaps it'll say 'budding 15-year-old ASCII artist'?
On 2001-12-16 nos...@gmx.li said:
>On Sat, 08 Dec 2001 11:10:29 -0000, ann...@oal.com sigged:
>
> > Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
>
>What are you going to do with your sig when you turn 15? :)
'Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist' :)
^^
>(When's your birthday, anyway?)
Not for awhile yet.
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) I won't be fully flowered until
## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / I'm at least 18. Hehehe!
###### ###### (^ ))))
## ## ## ## ~_((((()
## ## ## ## / ))))))
On Mon, 17 Dec 2001 00:24:04 -0000, ann...@oal.com wrote: >Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) I won't be fully flowered until >## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / I'm at least 18. Hehehe! >###### ###### (^ )))) >## ## ## ## ~_((((() >## ## ## ## / )))))) True, but you wont still be "budding" more like budded. So we will just call you Bud. ;) -- _________________________________________________ /| _____________________________________________ | //| | _ _ _ _______ _____ | | // | | | \/ \/ \\__ __\ _ \ .irc.bluedwarf.net.| | //__| | | \ \ \_ \ \ __/ .www.bluedwarf.net.| | \\ | | | \__\ \ \\ \ \ | | \\ | | |_____\ \__\_____\___\ -=MikeChat=- | | \\| |_____________________________________________| | \|_________________________________________________|
> > On Mon, 17 Dec 2001 00:24:04 -0000, ann...@oal.com wrote: > > > > Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > > .,,,. > > #### #### (~~~))) I won't be fully flowered until > > ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / I'm at least 18. Hehehe! > > ###### ###### (^ )))) > > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() > > ## ## ## ## / )))))) > > > "MJP" <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> wrote in message > news:3c1...@news.concentric.net... > > True, but you wont still be "budding" more like budded. > So we will just call you Bud. I was going to post a really crude joke about being deflowered but I've decided against it. Good idea. A
On 2001-12-17 mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) said:
>ann...@oal.com wrote:
>
> >Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
> > .,,,.
> > #### #### (~~~))) I won't be fully flowered until
> > ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / I'm at least 18. Hehehe!
> > ###### ###### (^ ))))
> > ## ## ## ## ~_((((()
> > ## ## ## ## / ))))))
>
>True, but you wont still be "budding" more like budded.
>So we will just call you Bud. ;)
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) Call me 'Rosebud!' Hehe!
## ## ## ## . _ ((() /
###### ###### (^ ))))
## ## ## ## ~_((((()
## ## ## ## / ))))))
On 2001-12-17 and...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.yuk said:
>"MJP" <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> wrote:
>
> > True, but you wont still be "budding" more like budded.
> > So we will just call you Bud. ;)
>
>I was going to post a really crude joke about being
>deflowered but I've decided against it.
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) When I'm 'deflowered,' mate, it sure
## ## ## ## a a ((() / as heck won't be by YOU, Andrew!
###### ###### (^ )))) Gawh...boys are SO crude and
## ## ## ## ~_((((() immature. Especially those silly
## ## ## ## / )))))) adolescent Limeys. Hehehe!
> Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) Call me 'Rosebud!' Hehe! > ## ## ## ## . _ ((() / > ###### ###### (^ )))) > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() > ## ## ## ## / )))))) > CyBeRiX -- a Finnish 19-year-old ASCII sucktion cup with furry hair. _._ __ | | |~\ |~~ |~\ o | | .#&}&[/ / yep,yep Annie - / \ `\/` |-< |- |_/ | \ + - /&?) /`...our rosebud girl... | | |_/ |__ | | | | | (_. &{&| To your "tulip" we \ /~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ `- @@ bow. With our kernels ~ ~ ~ http://CyBeRiX.cjb.net `#_/' in the pocket we're bowin in the snow... ps. Hope you're old enouht to not taste child flavoured. ps2. I guess I'm going to be "Bitch Slap"ed for this message. ps3. *lol*
ann...@oal.com wrote: >JORIS AND SANDRA 5 >`````````````````` Where was __ | _ __ o _ _ __ _| (_ _ __ _| __ _ \_|(_) | | _> (_|| |(_| __)(_|| |(_| | (_| ??????? ??:::::::?? 444444444 ??:::::::::::? 4::::::::4 ?:::::????:::::? 4:::::::::4 ?::::? ?::::? 4::::44::::4 ?::::? ?::::? 4::::4 4::::4 ?????? ?::::? 4::::4 4::::4 ?::::? 4::::4 4::::4 ?::::? 4::::444444::::444 ?::::? 4::::::::::::::::4 ?::::? 4444444444:::::444 ?::::? 4::::4 ?::::? 4::::4 ??::?? 4::::4 ???? 44::::::44 4::::::::4 ??? 4444444444 ??:?? ??? Could anyone post the MID, I cannot find it at Google either. Thank you, BTW: I like your Ascii comics. Michael
On 2001-12-17 u1r...@corp.supernews.com said:
>CyBeRiX -- a Finnish 19-year-old ASCII sucktion cup with furry hair.
>_._
> __ | | |~\ |~~ |~\ o | | .#&}&[/ / yep,yep Annie -
>/ \ `\/` |-< |- |_/ | \ + - /&?) /`...our rosebud girl...
>| | |_/ |__ | | | | | (_. &{&| To your "tulip" we
>\ /~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ `- @@ bow. With our kernels
> ~ ~ ~ http://CyBeRiX.cjb.net `#_/' in the pocket we're bowin
> in the snow...
>
>ps. Hope you're old enouht to not taste child flavoured.
>ps2. I guess I'm going to be "Bitch Slap"ed for this message.
>ps3. *lol*
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) You have some strange perceptions
## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / of male-female relationships,
###### ###### (^ )))) Cyberix. You've obviously been
## ## ## ## ~_((((() reading too much Scandinavian
## ## ## ## / )))))) porn. Porn is =fantasy,= d00d;
it isn't real. Get over it.
On 2001-12-17 sch...@gmx.de said:
>Where was [Joris and Sandra 4]?
>
>Could anyone post the MID, I cannot find it at Google either.
>Thank you,
>
>BTW: I like your Ascii comics.
>
>Michael
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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#### #### (~~~))) Danke, Michael. 'Joris and
## ## ## ## . . ((() / Sandra 4' was not labeled
###### ###### (^ )))) as such, but it was the
## ## ## ## ~_((((() 'Frog' episode. I'll
## ## ## ## / )))))) re-post it.
JORIS AND SANDRA 4 (Re-post for Michael in Germany)
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On 2001-12-05 ppu...@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) said:
>Oh Annie! Someone wants you to kiss him!
Okay. I like frogs.
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b'ger'-' |\/
`, \ , | , /
___ # = smooch = /_,/\
|/ ? / , | , \.,,,. /" (
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b'ger'-' |\/
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-- # o o _,-( , ( ` ').-.-. /_,/\
c \| (' ( ) )_ /oo ( ,
/( 0| (' ) `) .Y__ /
___ / /\__\ (' ` P O O F ! `).' \(__
,- / \_/ \ '.` ) `) / (\
|/| / < _____ _> \ (` '._ . )'`).)_) |. ||\
----|.|-/____/ ,___/__\-- `". ` ). `-`-` ')`------------'-----'---
b'ger '-' |\/ '-' (_;.;-`-_.'
Huh-HAW! I am zee Frog Prince...and
you have freed me from zee evil spell.
ZANK you, Annie!
/
__,,,
/' _\
\C '\' Aw, shucks! T'weren't nuthin'.
. \ -_| / .
) ___/ /___,_____ .,,,. (.
(. /` ~ \/-___ (~~~))) . )
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b'ger '-' ///
And now we weel go to my luxurious
castle in Toulon and...and, eat zee
snails, or zummzing...
/
__,,,
/' _\
\C '\' Cool, Prince. Let's go!
\ -_| /
___/ /___,_____ .,,,.
/` ~ \/-___ (~~~)))
/ , . _\_.// / . . ((()
/ _/\ / (^ ((((
,- \ | \ / ~_((((()
|/| \ | \ _ | / ))))))
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b'ger '-' ///
Why don't YOU ever do anything romantic like that with ME, Joris?
/
You're DUTCH. Dutch women don't
know about romance.
\ Yeah. Dutch women actually
BATHE EVERY DAY. Not like
those French women, huh?
_____ /
`, (((_ \ Garcon! Lefse,
___ # 6 6 \ \ /_,/\ ___ s'il vous
|/ ? / ) ) /" ( /// \ plait.
| , )\ =__ `, \ .Y___ / //-[.[.] /
/__/\ \____ _\ (__ \ \(__ \|\ _\
,- / \_/ \ )' \_/ \ ) / (\ =| {-}
|/| / < _____ _> \ ( ( \ \ |. ||\ /)\\ #
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b'ger '-' |\/
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) That prince tasted like Frog.
## ## ## ## . . ((() / I think he needs a bath.
###### ###### (^ ))))
## ## ## ## ~_((((()
## ## ## ## / ))))))
> > > > > > > > > > > `, \ , | , / > ___ # = smooch = /_,/\ > |/ ? / , | , \.,,,. /" ( > | , )\ (~~~))) .Y_/ / > /__/\ \____ _ _ ((() \(__ > ,- / \// \ __00_ )))) / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ __/ -/_((() |. ||\ >-----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\,-(--(-/_----------------------'-----'--- >b'ger'-' |\/ > > > > > > > > > > > > > | > \ ,, / _ , > ,` (' `,'"`._ , , > -- # o o _,-( , ( ` ').-.-. /_,/\ > c \| (' ( ) )_ /oo ( , > /( 0| (' ) `) .Y__ / > ___ / /\__\ (' ` P O O F ! `).' \(__ > ,- / \_/ \ '.` ) `) / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ (` '._ . )'`).)_) |. ||\ > ----|.|-/____/ ,___/__\-- `". ` ). `-`-` ')`------------'-----'--- >b'ger '-' |\/ '-' (_;.;-`-_.' > > > _______ | ( .-. ) \ ,, / ( |o o| ) khehehe ,' ( '-^-' ) -- # .-.O O ( `=' ) /_,/\ c \| ------- /" _ ( /( ()| ? ? o .Y_/ / ___/ /\__\ ? ? .~~, \(__ ,- / \_/ \ __00_ (--)) / (\ |/| / < ______> \ __/ -/_ _\~ ))__ |. ||\ -----|.|--/___/ ,__/___\--_\,-(--(-/_\-)--)-,/_---------'-----'--- b'ger'-' |\/ -- _ #### _:"|___ _ _:"|___ _.-(.)--"""--. ##[..] | o | o | | o | o | ~(_____.---"--, : ## _\ '___'___'_'___'__,_|_--"--____---__-' : \'--| =mm""____-______-""--_____-___--'
On 17 Dec 2001 02:10:47 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) provoked the following text: >>Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist >> .,,,. >> #### #### (~~~))) I won't be fully flowered until >>## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / I'm at least 18. Hehehe! >>###### ###### (^ )))) >>## ## ## ## ~_((((() >>## ## ## ## / )))))) > >True, but you wont still be "budding" more like budded. >So we will just call you Bud. >;) And we demand to see a picture of your butt! :-) -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. (Alabama state law)
Doida - Mon, 17 Dec 2001 21:43:27 GMT >> >> >> `, \ , | , / >> ___ # = smooch = /_,/\ >> |/ ? / , | , \.,,,. /" ( >> | , )\ (~~~))) .Y_/ / >> /__/\ \____ _ _ ((() \(__ >> ,- / \// \ __00_ )))) / (\ >> |/| / < _____ _> \ __/ -/_((() |. ||\ >>-----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\,-(--(-/_----------------------'-----'--- >>b'ger'-' |\/ >> >> >> >> | >> \ ,, / _ , >> ,` (' `,'"`._ , , >> -- # o o _,-( , ( ` ').-.-. /_,/\ >> c \| (' ( ) )_ /oo ( , >> /( 0| (' ) `) .Y__ / >> ___ / /\__\ (' ` P O O F ! `).' \(__ >> ,- / \_/ \ '.` ) `) / (\ >> |/| / < _____ _> \ (` '._ . )'`).)_) |. ||\ >> ----|.|-/____/ ,___/__\-- `". ` ). `-`-` ')`------------'-----'--- >>b'ger '-' |\/ '-' (_;.;-`-_.' >> >> > > _______ > | ( .-. ) > \ ,, / ( |o o| ) khehehe > ,' ( '-^-' ) > -- # .-.O O ( `=' ) /_,/\ > c \| ------- /" _ ( > /( ()| ? ? o .Y_/ / > ___/ /\__\ ? ? .~~, \(__ > ,- / \_/ \ __00_ (--)) / (\ > |/| / < ______> \ __/ -/_ _\~ ))__ |. ||\ >-----|.|--/___/ ,__/___\--_\,-(--(-/_\-)--)-,/_---------'-----'--- >b'ger'-' |\/ ROTFLOL! I can't believe that this frog still looks like Annie... Ma�ion -- ____________________________________________________ \ o_. KAFAS ._o / / <O KleineAberFeineAsciiSammlung O> \ \ /| http://www.koslowski.purespace.de |\ / /__________________________________________________\ kOs
On 2001-12-18 ppu...@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) said:
>And we demand to see a picture of your butt! :-)
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) It looks just like Taliszanna's,
## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / Punk-man...only a little bit
###### ###### (^ )))) smaller. Hehehe!
## ## ## ## ~_((((()
## ## ## ## / ))))))
On 2001-12-18 drsquare said:
> AA> Porn is =fantasy,= d00d; it isn't real. Get over it.
>
>Of course it's real. Unless it's CGI, in which case it isn't. And
>stop posting in your sig. It's a complete arse having to copy and
>paste your post in order to reply, as Agent strips sigs. And stop
>pretending to be a 14 year old girl. Everyone knows you're just a
>lonely 50 year old bloke getting his rocks off as he posts.
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) God must love crude, silly ado-
## ## ## ## . _ ((() / lescent Limey trolls; HE MADE
###### ###### (^ )))) SO =MANY= OF THEM! Get a life,
## ## ## ## ~_((((() drsquare...or at least get a
## ## ## ## / )))))) girlfriend, mate. Hehehehe!
On Tue, 18 Dec 2001 07:02:58 -0000, ann...@oal.com provoked the following text: > >And we demand to see a picture of your butt! :-) > >-- >Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) It looks just like Taliszanna's, >## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / Punk-man...only a little bit >###### ###### (^ )))) smaller. Hehehe! >## ## ## ## ~_((((() >## ## ## ## / )))))) Oh yeah? Prove it! :-)) -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
On Tue, 18 Dec 2001 07:03:01 -0000, ann...@oal.com sucked my dick and said: >On 2001-12-18 drsquare said: > > AA> Porn is =fantasy,= d00d; it isn't real. Get over it. > >Of course it's real. Unless it's CGI, in which case it isn't. And > >stop posting in your sig. It's a complete arse having to copy and > >paste your post in order to reply, as Agent strips sigs. And stop > >pretending to be a 14 year old girl. Everyone knows you're just a > >lonely 50 year old bloke getting his rocks off as he posts. > Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) God must love crude, silly ado- > ## ## ## ## . _ ((() / lescent Limey trolls; HE MADE > ###### ###### (^ )))) SO =MANY= OF THEM! Get a life, > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() drsquare...or at least get a > ## ## ## ## / )))))) girlfriend, mate. Hehehehe! he's right, yer stupid bitch... '-- ' is a Usenet separator bar which is there for intelligent newsreaders to automatically strip... alter '-- ' to just one - and it won't strip. And I don't believe yer a 14yo girl either... there are so many fucking FBI wankers posing as such anyway... prolly all wanking behind their screens... in yer case, the only thing going in yer favour of being a 14yo girl is your uninformed, naive view of what hot sex is... when you get to 30+, you'll know the kinkier it is, the harder you cum... -- smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself if in doubt, suck me www.AdderleyStreet.co.za
On 2001-12-19 me...@adderleystreet.NOSPAM.co.za said:
>he's right, yer stupid bitch... '-- ' is a Usenet separator bar
>which is there for intelligent newsreaders to automatically strip...
>alter '-- ' to just one - and it won't strip.
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) He can configure his newsreader
## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / to =not= strip the sigs, if
###### ###### (^ )))) he wants to. If he doesn't
## ## ## ## ~_((((() know how to use his software,
## ## ## ## / )))))) that's not MY problem. Hehehe!
On Wed, 19 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: > in yer case, the only thing going in yer favour of being a 14yo girl is your > uninformed, naive view of what hot sex is... when you get to 30+, you'll > know the kinkier it is, the harder you cum... Unless you get so bored of it in your teens that it becomes useless and boring afterwhich... I still appreciate photographs of folks wearing leather, however. *S* Gives me ideas for clothing to make for club-wear. ====================== ,qppppp. qMMM____;M ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~ (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR qMMM.^^(Mp Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax) .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/ MMMMM_',MMp
drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote: >[...] And stop >posting in your sig. It's a complete arse having to copy and paste your >post in order to reply, as Agent strips sigs. Try pressing Ctrl+A before pressing <F> for followup... BTW: If everyone has to be so correct, where is your obAscii? obAscii: _______________ | | | ____ | on my laptop screen this is | | _ \ _ __ | 3.5 x 3.5 cm large. | | | | | '__| | | | |_| | | _ | | |____/|_|(_) | | | |_______________| (not much art, I know...) Michael
ann...@oal.com wrote: > >JORIS AND SANDRA 4 (Re-post for Michael in Germany) >`````````````````` Danke sch�n. <u0u...@corp.supernews.com> would have been enough, too. Michael
On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 05:32:48 -0000, ann...@oal.com sucked my dick and said: >On 2001-12-19 me...@adderleystreet.NOSPAM.co.za said: > >he's right, yer stupid bitch... '-- ' is a Usenet separator bar > >which is there for intelligent newsreaders to automatically strip... > >alter '-- ' to just one - and it won't strip. - Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) He can configure his newsreader ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / to =not= strip the sigs, if ###### ###### (^ )))) he wants to. If he doesn't ## ## ## ## ~_((((() know how to use his software, ## ## ## ## / )))))) that's not MY problem. Hehehe! actually cunt, the software is meant to strip the sigs to facilitate posting... yer just too fucking stoopid to get a clue... you certainly act like a stoopid know-it-all teeny... -- smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself if in doubt, suck me www.AdderleyStreet.co.za
On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 07:41:05 +0000 (UTC), drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked my dick and said: >On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 05:32:48 -0000, in alt.ascii-art, > (ann...@oal.com) wrote: >>On 2001-12-19 me...@adderleystreet.NOSPAM.co.za said: >> >he's right, yer stupid bitch... '-- ' is a Usenet separator bar >> >which is there for intelligent newsreaders to automatically strip... >> >alter '-- ' to just one - and it won't strip. >Shit, there goes the sig again. I really wonder why he persists in posting >in his sig. It's a good job he never posts anything other than one sentence >anyway. s/he/it is stooopid enuff to be a 14yo chick... in which case, she is in a world of pain... i hope her first lover slaps her across the mouth, calls her a bitch and carves her up for his dinner... -- smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself if in doubt, suck me www.AdderleyStreet.co.za
On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 05:47:07 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: >On Wed, 19 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: >> in yer case, the only thing going in yer favour of being a 14yo girl is your >> uninformed, naive view of what hot sex is... when you get to 30+, you'll >> know the kinkier it is, the harder you cum... > Unless you get so bored of it in your teens that it becomes >useless and boring afterwhich... I still appreciate photographs of folks >wearing leather, however. *S* Gives me ideas for clothing to make for >club-wear. you just demonstrated the truism... women in their 20s are not very hot for sex... but when you turn 30, your pussy will start talking again... the shittest sex I have had is with _beautiful_ girls in their 20s... the best sex I've had has been with mammas in their 30s and 40s, cos they really want it _BAD_... there's nothing more flacid inducing than a bored bitch on her back... the only way then to induce some excitement is to rape her or hurt her... personally, a knife stuck in her throat has always made me cum... -- smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself if in doubt, suck me www.AdderleyStreet.co.za
On Mon, 17 Dec 2001 20:44:50 +0100, Michael Schierl <sch...@gmx.de> wrote: >ann...@oal.com wrote: > >>JORIS AND SANDRA 5 >>`````````````````` > >Where was > __ > | _ __ o _ _ __ _| (_ _ __ _| __ _ > \_|(_) | | _> (_|| |(_| __)(_|| |(_| | (_| > > ??????? > ??:::::::?? > 444444444 ??:::::::::::? > 4::::::::4 ?:::::????:::::? > 4:::::::::4 ?::::? ?::::? > 4::::44::::4 ?::::? ?::::? > 4::::4 4::::4 ?????? ?::::? > 4::::4 4::::4 ?::::? > 4::::4 4::::4 ?::::? > 4::::444444::::444 ?::::? > 4::::::::::::::::4 ?::::? > 4444444444:::::444 ?::::? > 4::::4 ?::::? > 4::::4 ??::?? > 4::::4 ???? > 44::::::44 > 4::::::::4 ??? > 4444444444 ??:?? > ??? you know it's like the thing with leisure suit larry wich has episodes 1-3 and 5-7 but leisure suit larry 4 "the lost master disks" never came out ;) -- ' + ` . ,-------------. + . ` . * ' \/ * . __ . ( alt.ascii-art ) . . ,-----------. ` (oO) -._'"- ( ,. _.' `-------------' ' ( you said it )_,' vv . `" `-` . ' * ` + `-----------' . JL
On Tue, 18 Dec 2001 00:13:26 +0000 (UTC), drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote: >On Mon, 17 Dec 2001 20:12:33 -0000, in alt.ascii-art, > (ann...@oal.com) wrote: > >>On 2001-12-17 u1r...@corp.supernews.com said: >> >> >CyBeRiX -- a Finnish 19-year-old ASCII sucktion cup with furry hair. >> >_._ >> > __ | | |~\ |~~ |~\ o | | .#&}&[/ / yep,yep Annie - >> >/ \ `\/` |-< |- |_/ | \ + - /&?) /`...our rosebud girl... >> >| | |_/ |__ | | | | | (_. &{&| To your "tulip" we >> >\ /~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ `- @@ bow. With our kernels >> > ~ ~ ~ http://CyBeRiX.cjb.net `#_/' in the pocket we're bowin >> > in the snow... >> > >> >ps. Hope you're old enouht to not taste child flavoured. >> >ps2. I guess I'm going to be "Bitch Slap"ed for this message. >> >ps3. *lol* >> >>-- >>Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist >> .,,,. >> #### #### (~~~))) You have some strange perceptions >>## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / of male-female relationships, >>###### ###### (^ )))) Cyberix. You've obviously been >>## ## ## ## ~_((((() reading too much Scandinavian >>## ## ## ## / )))))) porn. Porn is =fantasy,= d00d; >> it isn't real. Get over it. > >Of course it's real. Unless it's CGI, in which case it isn't. And stop >posting in your sig. It's a complete arse having to copy and paste your >post in order to reply, as Agent strips sigs. And stop pretending to be a uhm just in case you HAVEN'T read the manual for agent.. agent quotes all the text you select before hitting reply.. so just select the sig you lazy -=#CENSORED#=- >14 year old girl. Everyone knows you're just a lonely 50 year old bloke >getting his rocks off as he posts. -- ' + ` . ,-------------. + . ` . * ' \/ * . __ . ( alt.ascii-art ) . . ,-----------. ` (oO) -._'"- ( ,. _.' `-------------' ' ( you said it )_,' vv . `" `-` . ' * ` + `-----------' . JL
On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 07:41:05 +0000 (UTC), drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote: >On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 05:32:48 -0000, in alt.ascii-art, > (ann...@oal.com) wrote: > >> >>On 2001-12-19 me...@adderleystreet.NOSPAM.co.za said: >> >> >he's right, yer stupid bitch... '-- ' is a Usenet separator bar >> >which is there for intelligent newsreaders to automatically strip... >> >alter '-- ' to just one - and it won't strip. > >Shit, there goes the sig again. I really wonder why he persists in posting >in his sig. It's a good job he never posts anything other than one sentence >anyway. you fucking dickhead ..in the post you replied to annie has changed the "-- " to "--" ..so you are just fucking trying to annoy us all man -- ' + ` . ,-------------. + . ` . * ' \/ * . __ . ( alt.ascii-art ) . . ,-----------. ` (oO) -._'"- ( ,. _.' `-------------' ' ( you said it )_,' vv . `" `-` . ' * ` + `-----------' . JL
On Thu, 20 Dec 2001 07:58:25 +0000 (UTC), drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote: >fOn Wed, 19 Dec 2001 21:53:49 +0100, in alt.ascii-art, > (Michael Schierl <sch...@gmx.de>) wrote: > >>drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote: >> >>>[...] And stop >>>posting in your sig. It's a complete arse having to copy and paste your >>>post in order to reply, as Agent strips sigs. >> >>Try pressing Ctrl+A before pressing <F> for followup... >> >>BTW: If everyone has to be so correct, where is your obAscii? > >My what? say how long have you been reading this newsgroup again? you stupid ...grrr >>obAscii: >> _______________ >> | | >> | ____ | on my laptop screen this is >> | | _ \ _ __ | 3.5 x 3.5 cm large. >> | | | | | '__| | >> | | |_| | | _ | >> | |____/|_|(_) | >> | | >> |_______________| >> >>(not much art, I know...) >> >>Michael -- ' + ` . ,-------------. + . ` . * ' \/ * . __ . ( alt.ascii-art ) . . ,-----------. ` (oO) -._'"- ( ,. _.' `-------------' ' ( you said it )_,' vv . `" `-` . ' * ` + `-----------' . JL
drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote: >>BTW: If everyone has to be so correct, where is your obAscii? > >My what? obligatory (sp?) ASCII picture. *running global search on a.a-a for obascii...* *53 hits* AFAIK someone who posts off topic should add a small ascii picture to his article to make it OT again. This is called obAscii. But if that's not so here in _alt_.ascii-art, it does not matter. In _de_.alt.rec.ascii-art it is - IIRC - mentioned in the FAQ. obAscii: .----.--------.---. |^ | |^||HD | || | |_|| | | '--------' | | _____________ | | | | | | | Forte Agent | | | | Disk 1 of 4 | | |O|_____________|O| |_________________| Michael
On Sat, 22 Dec 2001 00:06:49 +0000 (UTC), drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked my dick and said: >On Fri, 21 Dec 2001 21:40:07 +0100, in alt.ascii-art, > ("Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <las...@lastfuture.de>) wrote: >>On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 07:41:05 +0000 (UTC), drsquare >><now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote: >>>On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 05:32:48 -0000, in alt.ascii-art, >>> (ann...@oal.com) wrote: >>>>On 2001-12-19 me...@adderleystreet.NOSPAM.co.za said: >>>> >he's right, yer stupid bitch... '-- ' is a Usenet separator bar >>>> >which is there for intelligent newsreaders to automatically strip... >>>> >alter '-- ' to just one - and it won't strip. >>>Shit, there goes the sig again. I really wonder why he persists in posting >>>in his sig. It's a good job he never posts anything other than one sentence >>>anyway. >>you fucking dickhead ..in the post you replied to annie has changed >>the "-- " to "--" ..so you are just fucking trying to annoy us all man >No, it definitely disappeared. Maybe your newsreader isn't as good at >sig-stripping than mine. he's on Agent 1.6... we're on Agent 1.8... -- smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself if in doubt, suck me www.AdderleyStreet.co.za
On Thu, 20 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: > On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 05:47:07 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> sucked > my dick and said: > > > > Unless you get so bored of it in your teens that it becomes > >useless and boring afterwhich... I still appreciate photographs of folks > >wearing leather, however. *S* Gives me ideas for clothing to make for > >club-wear. > > you just demonstrated the truism... women in their 20s are not very hot for > sex... but when you turn 30, your pussy will start talking again... Y'really think so? Hm! Maybe! I'll just have to wait 9 years to find out, I guess. In the meantime, I'm as I always have been: shot-through with some type of die-hard spiritual bullet. I'm probably saved by it, though, because it amazingly lets me see celibacy as not such a bad thing... meanwhile, a bunch of my gal pals are preggers or already had kits long ago. > the shittest sex I have had is with _beautiful_ girls in their 20s... the > best sex I've had has been with mammas in their 30s and 40s, cos they really > want it _BAD_... Wow! That's kind of a nifty piece o' info! I'm betting that it's probably also because they have more experience, eh? > there's nothing more flacid inducing than a bored bitch on her back... > the only way then to induce some excitement is to rape her or hurt > her... > > personally, a knife stuck in her throat has always made me cum... I'm torn between laughter and puking. Such is the humour of alt.jokes.tasteless . . . ================= ,qppppp. qMMM____;M ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~ (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR qMMM.^^(Mp Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax) .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/ MMMMM_',MMp
On Thu, 20 Dec 2001, drsquare wrote:
> You really have problems.
Nah, it was just tasteless humour.
tal
On Sun, 23 Dec 2001 05:14:26 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: >On Thu, 20 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: >> On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 05:47:07 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> sucked >> my dick and said: >> > Unless you get so bored of it in your teens that it becomes >> >useless and boring afterwhich... I still appreciate photographs of folks >> >wearing leather, however. *S* Gives me ideas for clothing to make for >> >club-wear. >> you just demonstrated the truism... women in their 20s are not very hot for >> sex... but when you turn 30, your pussy will start talking again... > Y'really think so? Hm! Maybe! I'll just have to wait 9 years to >find out, I guess. In the meantime, I'm as I always have been: >shot-through with some type of die-hard spiritual bullet. I'm probably >saved by it, though, because it amazingly lets me see celibacy as not such >a bad thing... meanwhile, a bunch of my gal pals are preggers or already >had kits long ago. the key to sex is to indulge your darkest fetishes... the more wicked and evil, the better... maybe a 10yo would do it for you...? >> the shittest sex I have had is with _beautiful_ girls in their 20s... the >> best sex I've had has been with mammas in their 30s and 40s, cos they really >> want it _BAD_... > Wow! That's kind of a nifty piece o' info! I'm betting that it's >probably also because they have more experience, eh? and also because they badly wanted to swallow my cum, whereas 20+yo bitches say "ewwww..." I can't get hard with a bitch who won't suck and swallow... the moment a bitch places _any_ limit on what happens during fucking, I just zip up and leave... after slapping her into a coma... >> there's nothing more flacid inducing than a bored bitch on her back... >> the only way then to induce some excitement is to rape her or hurt >> her... >> personally, a knife stuck in her throat has always made me cum... > I'm torn between laughter and puking. Such is the humour of >alt.jokes.tasteless . . . it's news:alt.tasteless.jokes -- smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself if in doubt, suck me www.AdderleyStreet.co.za
On Mon, 24 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: > the key to sex is to indulge your darkest fetishes... the more wicked and > evil, the better... Bleh, sex is not evil in and of itself. > maybe a 10yo would do it for you...? I hardly think so. -TAL
On Mon, 24 Dec 2001 05:19:17 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: >On Mon, 24 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: >> the key to sex is to indulge your darkest fetishes... the more wicked and >> evil, the better... > Bleh, sex is not evil in and of itself. oh sex is definitely evil... why do you think the major religions of the world hate it so much...? whenever you have sex, you are committing the most outrageously wicked & sinful act... think about it that way, and I guarantee you will cum hard next time... >> maybe a 10yo would do it for you...? > I hardly think so. try it... and get back to me... remember... commit the most vile sex acts for the greatest orgasm... -- smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself if in doubt, suck me www.AdderleyStreet.co.za
On Tue, 25 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: > On Mon, 24 Dec 2001 05:19:17 -0600, Taliszanna > <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: > >On Mon, 24 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: > >> the key to sex is to indulge your darkest fetishes... the more wicked and > >> evil, the better... > > Bleh, sex is not evil in and of itself. > > oh sex is definitely evil... why do you think the major religions of the > world hate it so much...? Religions don't hate-- people do and those who run these faiths preach the evil of sex in order to control others. Those people, themselves, love sex. They get off more on power. It's a really twisted form of BDSM-- one which involves the facade of spiritual health. > whenever you have sex, you are committing the most outrageously wicked & > sinful act... think about it that way, and I guarantee you will cum hard > next time... Pfft! My main deity is Inanna. Sex is holy to me, like every- thing else that is natural on this earth. > try it... and get back to me... remember... commit the most vile sex acts > for the greatest orgasm... That's okay, I'll pass. -TAL
On Tue, 25 Dec 2001 13:18:41 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: >On Tue, 25 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: >> On Mon, 24 Dec 2001 05:19:17 -0600, Taliszanna >> <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: >> >On Mon, 24 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: >> >> the key to sex is to indulge your darkest fetishes... the more wicked and >> >> evil, the better... >> > Bleh, sex is not evil in and of itself. >> oh sex is definitely evil... why do you think the major religions of the >> world hate it so much...? > Religions don't hate-- you really believe that, don't you...? >people do and those who run these faiths >preach the evil of sex in order to control others. people instantiate religion... hence religion is whatever the people practising it do... >Those people, themselves, love sex. like Jimmy Swaggart... > They get off more on power. It's a really twisted >form of BDSM-- one which involves the facade of spiritual health. heh heh... sounds ok to me... >> whenever you have sex, you are committing the most outrageously wicked & >> sinful act... think about it that way, and I guarantee you will cum hard >> next time... > Pfft! My main deity is Inanna. what is that...? I have no deity, save myself... > Sex is holy to me, like everything else that is natural on this earth. guess that's why yer bored by it... nothing is holy to me... everything is unholy and worthy of being reviled... holiness is anathema to me... may all that is holy, become unholy... >> try it... and get back to me... remember... commit the most vile sex acts >> for the greatest orgasm... > That's okay, I'll pass. I know... you don't like sex... you burned out on it when you were 15... was it daddy that hurt you...? hope so... -- smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself if in doubt, suck me www.AdderleyStreet.co.za
drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote: >Erm, in that case, here's my obascii picture of the sun: . I thought that was "Death Star" from StarWars (from lots of miles away). How about a cable with plugs? =D--------C= [de.alt.rec.ascii-art] >Is that where all the krauts go or something? No comment. obAscii: ____ /____\_____ | | | | | |^~. | |_____|__/__| | \ |/\ \________________ \ \ | |\/ No comment. | |_________________| Michael
I guess... I agree with you TAL... It is the people who CHANGE/MODIFY and call it RELIGION... The Indians developed the BOOK "Kamasutra"...and I guess Sex is a taboo in the Indian societies... ;) Or can it really be??? With a 1 Billion+ Population... TABOOOO??? ?:) "Taliszanna" <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> wrote in message news:Pin...@chem4823.usask.ca... > On Tue, 25 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: > > > On Mon, 24 Dec 2001 05:19:17 -0600, Taliszanna > > <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: > > >On Mon, 24 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: > > >> the key to sex is to indulge your darkest fetishes... the more wicked and > > >> evil, the better... > > > Bleh, sex is not evil in and of itself. > > > > oh sex is definitely evil... why do you think the major religions of the > > world hate it so much...? > > Religions don't hate-- people do and those who run these faiths > preach the evil of sex in order to control others. Those people, > themselves, love sex. They get off more on power. It's a really twisted > form of BDSM-- one which involves the facade of spiritual health. > > > whenever you have sex, you are committing the most outrageously wicked & > > sinful act... think about it that way, and I guarantee you will cum hard > > next time... > > Pfft! My main deity is Inanna. Sex is holy to me, like every- > thing else that is natural on this earth. > > > try it... and get back to me... remember... commit the most vile sex acts > > for the greatest orgasm... > > That's okay, I'll pass. > > -TAL >
On Tue, 25 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: > On Tue, 25 Dec 2001 13:18:41 -0600, Taliszanna > <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: > > > Religions don't hate-- > > you really believe that, don't you...? A religion would have to be actually sentient in order to hate. > >people do and those who run these faiths > >preach the evil of sex in order to control others. > > people instantiate religion... hence religion is whatever the people > practising it do... ::shrugs as if to say, "Sure- fine.":: > >Those people, themselves, love sex. > > like Jimmy Swaggart... No doubt. > > They get off more on power. It's a really twisted > >form of BDSM-- one which involves the facade of spiritual health. > > heh heh... sounds ok to me... *S* I thought it would. > >> whenever you have sex, you are committing the most outrageously wicked & > >> sinful act... think about it that way, and I guarantee you will cum hard > >> next time... > > Pfft! My main deity is Inanna. > > what is that...? Look up Sumerian deities. She goes by different names throughout history as lands changed hands and religions morphed into each other. > I have no deity, save myself... Hey, if that's what's right for you: cool. > > Sex is holy to me, like everything else that is natural on this earth. > > guess that's why yer bored by it... nothing is holy to me... everything is > unholy and worthy of being reviled... Why? Also, if you believe in no god/dess, then how can anything be unholy to you? > holiness is anathema to me... may all that is holy, become unholy... Sure that you're not buddies with the boys who run The First Church of Shaitaan? > > That's okay, I'll pass. > > I know... you don't like sex... you burned out on it when you were 15... No, I was a virgin for longer than that. > was it daddy that hurt you...? hope so... ?! I'll choose to be amused by you. Jessie "Taliszanna" Brown Saskatoon, SK (CAN) http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/Tab/00-TAB_LIST.html
On Wed, 26 Dec 2001 01:39:25 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: >On Tue, 25 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: >> On Tue, 25 Dec 2001 13:18:41 -0600, Taliszanna >> <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: >> > Religions don't hate-- >> you really believe that, don't you...? > A religion would have to be actually sentient in order to hate. followers of religion profess love, but actually all they do is talk about it... the average christian does not give a fuck about anyone else... to take one example... >> >people do and those who run these faiths >> >preach the evil of sex in order to control others. >> people instantiate religion... hence religion is whatever the people >> practising it do... > ::shrugs as if to say, "Sure- fine.":: it means, that it does not matter what their scripture says or what they go around talking about... it is what they do... and what they do is hate everyone who does not conform to their ideas... if you do conform, you get no reward... that makes no sense... to do something and not get a reward... >> > They get off more on power. It's a really twisted >> >form of BDSM-- one which involves the facade of spiritual health. >> heh heh... sounds ok to me... > *S* I thought it would. it's okay, because we're gonna kill them anyway... so whatever they do or think does not matter... their end is still the same... >> >> whenever you have sex, you are committing the most outrageously wicked & >> >> sinful act... think about it that way, and I guarantee you will cum hard >> >> next time... >> > Pfft! My main deity is Inanna. >> what is that...? > Look up Sumerian deities. She goes by different names throughout >history as lands changed hands and religions morphed into each other. Found this on google: http://www.open-sesame.com/Inanna.html so you adopted a goddess...? how quaint... well I suppose religion is pretty arbitrary... but tell me did you pick this one out of a catalogue...? I hope you got a good rate... >> I have no deity, save myself... > Hey, if that's what's right for you: cool. nothing is cool... we're mortal... that sucks... >> > Sex is holy to me, like everything else that is natural on this earth. >> guess that's why yer bored by it... nothing is holy to me... everything is >> unholy and worthy of being reviled... > Why? Also, if you believe in no god/dess, then how can anything >be unholy to you? I can fantasise... >> holiness is anathema to me... may all that is holy, become unholy... > Sure that you're not buddies with the boys who run The First >Church of Shaitaan? ever hung out in alt.satanism...? those people are insane... they also have zero sense of humour... I have never met ppl who take themselves so seriously... how to waste a life: learn there... >> > That's okay, I'll pass. >> I know... you don't like sex... you burned out on it when you were 15... > No, I was a virgin for longer than that. i dunno how you could get bored of sex so quickly then... perhaps you have a low libido... >> was it daddy that hurt you...? hope so... > ?! I'll choose to be amused by you. I'd rather finger your cunt... -- smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself if in doubt, suck me www.AdderleyStreet.co.za
On Wed, 26 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: > On Wed, 26 Dec 2001 01:39:25 -0600, Taliszanna > <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: > > A religion would have to be actually sentient in order to hate. > > followers of religion profess love, but actually all they do is talk about > it... Depends which religion you are speaking of and whether you are speaking of those who claim the religion or those who actually do their very best to follow the proper teachings. I can say that I do very well at walking the walk within my global area. The lives that I affect benefit from me and my actions. > the average christian does not give a fuck about anyone else... to take one > example... They are not very good Christians, then, if they don't care about anyone else-- but it is easy for them to tell themselves that they are good because they are part of the Good Club. Those who've actually heard the supposed words of Jesus-- I mean heard and taken to heart-- the message it is said he brought, do try hard to live their lives according to it, to look after those around them, and to help others in their community and in the world. I have a friend who went to South America to help those who live in poverty. I have another friend who went to Belfast. Both of them are like me: they don't just like most people, they love every person in the world, regardless of his or her deeds. A girl who used to work with my best friend went to the projects in New York City a few years back to help kids there. Here in my city a lot of outreach goes on as well. > it means, that it does not matter what their scripture says or what they go > around talking about... it is what they do... and what they do is hate > everyone who does not conform to their ideas... That is their brokenness which needs to be healed. They do not need to be killed for it. > if you do conform, you get no reward... that makes no sense... If you don't go to work for a day, do you expect to get paid? > it's okay, because we're gonna kill them anyway... so whatever they do or > think does not matter... their end is still the same... And this is your brokenness. > > Look up Sumerian deities. She goes by different names throughout > >history as lands changed hands and religions morphed into each other. > > Found this on google: > http://www.open-sesame.com/Inanna.html There are better websites than that one. For example: http://www.inanna.de/english.html http://pubpages.unh.edu/~cbsiren/sumer-faq.html > so you adopted a goddess...? how quaint... No, She spoke to me. She is not higher than I am, however. We are different but no is a servant. No one save myself is master or mistress of me. > well I suppose religion is pretty arbitrary... but tell me did you pick >this one out of a catalogue...? No. I look down upon that sort of practise. That is for the fluffy-bunny sort. > nothing is cool... we're mortal... that sucks... Wow, you must lead *such* an enriched life with that attitude. I rather enjoy my life. It has much to do with the value that I place upon myself. > ever hung out in alt.satanism...? Yes, I have actually-- beginning when I was 16. I decided that i wanted them to show me themselves who they were rather than me relying on the word of the church. > i dunno how you could get bored of sex so quickly then... perhaps you have a > low libido... Maybe. Or maybe I just care about other things so much that it over shadows sex. > I'd rather finger your cunt... ::shrug:: You can fantasize. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ,qppppp. qMMM____;M ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~ (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR qMMM.^^(Mp Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax) .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/ MMMMM_',MMp dMMMM YMMp -----BEGIN DISCORDIAN CODE BLOCK----- dMMMp ):# [Version 1.0] T | / : A \^^^A \ DADA/DPH/DPA C++ ---(C-- ---) S: a21 Comp+ P E L____\ :|__\ F++(F)@ R TV b+ JAKE? Filk2 Con2 SCIFI4 PHIL6-7 / ,' :| ' RAW? DC e(e*)@ h! r(r+)@ x+-- z-(>$) extra(meaning / +| of life= *oranges! Anagrams= inherently discordian) / | ------END DISCORDIAN CODE BLOCK------ N O T E : All opinions presented within this e-mail are those of the sender and do not reflect in any way those of the internet service provider, (unless they do). That said: no warranties--either expressed or implied--are hereby given. The entire e-mail is supplied as is, without guarantee. Carpe noctem; memento mori. /**greyface.exe (FNORD!)
On Wed, 26 Dec 2001, drsquare wrote: > On Sun, 23 Dec 2001 05:31:42 -0600, in alt.ascii-art, > (Taliszanna <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca>) wrote: > > >On Thu, 20 Dec 2001, drsquare wrote: > > > >> You really have problems. > > > > Nah, it was just tasteless humour. > > You've snipped it so I've forgotten what you said. It was nothing that I said. It was what Mel said. Don't worry about it. TAL ============= obascii: !_ |*~=-., |_,-'` | | /^\ !_ / \ |*`~-., /, \ |.-~^` /#" \ | _/##_ _ \_ _ _| _ _ _ [ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ] [ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ] |_=_-=_ - =_| !_ |_=_ =-_-_ = =_| !_ |=_= - | |*`--,_- _ | |*`~-.,= [] | |.-'|= [] | !_ |_.-"`_- | | |_=- - | |*`~-., | |=_- | /^\ |=_= - | |_,-~` /^\ |_ - =[] | _ / \_|_=- _ _ _| _| _ / \|=_- | [ ]/, \[ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ]_/, \[ ]=- | |/#" \_=-___=__=__- =-_ -=_ /#" \| _ [] | _/##_ _ \_-_ = _____ _/##_ _ \_ - |\ [ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ]=_0~{_ _ _}~0 [ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ]=- | \ |_=__-_=-_ =_|-=_ | , | |_=-___-_ =-__|_ | \ | _- =- |-_ | ((* | |= _= | - |___\ |= -_= |= _ | ` | |_-=_ |=_ |/+\| | =_ - |_ = _ `-.-` | =_ = = |=_- ||+|| |-_=- _ |=_ = |=_= -_ | = ||+|| |=_- /+\ | -= |_=- /+\ |=_ |^^^| |=_ |+|+| |= - -_,--,_ |_= |+|+| | -_ |= | | -|+|+| |-_= / | | \ |=_ |+|+| |-=_ |_-/ |=_=|+|+| | =_= | | | | |_- |+|+| |_ = |=/ | _ ^^^^^ |= - | | <&> |=_=^^^^^ |_=- |/ |=_ = | =_-_| | | | | =_ | -_ | jgs |_=-_ |=_= | | | | |=_= |=- | `^^^^^^^^^^`^`^^`^`^`^^^""""""""^`^^``^^`^^`^^`^`^``^`^``^``^^
On Sat, 29 Dec 2001 13:50:43 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: >On Wed, 26 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: >> On Wed, 26 Dec 2001 01:39:25 -0600, Taliszanna >> <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> sucked my dick and said: >> > A religion would have to be actually sentient in order to hate. >> followers of religion profess love, but actually all they do is talk about >> it... > Depends which religion you are speaking of and whether you are >speaking of those who claim the religion or those who actually do their >very best to follow the proper teachings. I can say that I do very well >at walking the walk within my global area. The lives that I affect >benefit from me and my actions. give me a blow job... that will make me happy... at least for an hour... :-) >> the average christian does not give a fuck about anyone else... to take one >> example... > They are not very good Christians, then, if they don't care about >anyone else-- but it is easy for them to tell themselves that they are >good because they are part of the Good Club. Those who've actually heard >the supposed words of Jesus-- I mean heard and taken to heart-- the >message it is said he brought, do try hard to live their lives according >to it, to look after those around them, and to help others in their >community and in the world. I have a friend who went to South America to >help those who live in poverty. I have another friend who went to >Belfast. Both of them are like me: they don't just like most people, they >love every person in the world, regardless of his or her deeds. A girl >who used to work with my best friend went to the projects in New York City >a few years back to help kids there. Here in my city a lot of outreach >goes on as well. i hope they give good blow jobs too... >> it means, that it does not matter what their scripture says or what they go >> around talking about... it is what they do... and what they do is hate >> everyone who does not conform to their ideas... > That is their brokenness which needs to be healed. They do not >need to be killed for it. healed...? they're just normal people... there is no cure for humanity... blow jobs help... >> if you do conform, you get no reward... that makes no sense... > If you don't go to work for a day, do you expect to get paid? yes... no animal works... they just graze the grass or catch their prey, which is not work... it's part of their natural life... we are apes... we should be swinging in the trees... even hunter gatherers used to have more spare time than we do... civilisation is the enslavement of people who benefit from our work... for their own prestige, status, wealth and power... work is unnatural... >> it's okay, because we're gonna kill them anyway... so whatever they do or >> think does not matter... their end is still the same... > And this is your brokenness. and yours... >> > Look up Sumerian deities. She goes by different names throughout >> >history as lands changed hands and religions morphed into each other. >> Found this on google: >> http://www.open-sesame.com/Inanna.html > There are better websites than that one. For example: >http://www.inanna.de/english.html >http://pubpages.unh.edu/~cbsiren/sumer-faq.html >> so you adopted a goddess...? how quaint... > No, She spoke to me. that must have been some powerful shit you were using... save some for me... > She is not higher than I am, however. We >are different but no is a servant. No one save myself is master or >mistress of me. that's sweet... >> well I suppose religion is pretty arbitrary... but tell me did you pick >>this one out of a catalogue...? > No. I look down upon that sort of practise. That is for the >fluffy-bunny sort. so one day, out of the blue, Inanna, spoke to you... yeah... i believe you... >> nothing is cool... we're mortal... that sucks... > Wow, you must lead *such* an enriched life with that attitude. I >rather enjoy my life. It has much to do with the value that I place upon >myself. what can i say, life generally sucks... it's one long trial of jumping through meaningless hoops to get cash so that you can eat... hunter gatherers had it better... just find food, pick it and eat it or hunt it and cook it... then do some fucking... no one to tell you to pay taxes or turn left instead of right... civilisation is poison to humankind... we don't need no fucking civilisation... >> ever hung out in alt.satanism...? > Yes, I have actually-- beginning when I was 16. I decided that i >wanted them to show me themselves who they were rather than me relying on >the word of the church. buncha self-important dweebs... who think they have power... and, duh, they want acceptance into society... fuck society... >> i dunno how you could get bored of sex so quickly then... perhaps you have a >> low libido... > Maybe. Or maybe I just care about other things so much that it >over shadows sex. food, fucking & sleep... basic ways to enjoy life... why should humans have to work when even our fucking pets get to do what we used to do all day long before fucking civilisation came along...? >> I'd rather finger your cunt... > ::shrug:: You can fantasize. and deal with uptight bitches... a symptom of an unhealthy society is a loss of interest in sex... -- smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself if in doubt, suck me www.AdderleyStreet.co.za
On Sun, 30 Dec 2001, drsquare wrote: > Do you draw one of those for each post as you go along, or do you have a > collection of them ready to use? Is that supposed to be lippy? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ,qppppp. qMMM____;M ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~ (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR qMMM.^^(Mp Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax) .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/ MMMMM_',MMp
On Sun, 30 Dec 2001, drsquare wrote: > On Sun, 30 Dec 2001 13:47:37 -0600, in alt.ascii-art, > (Taliszanna <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca>) wrote: > > >On Sun, 30 Dec 2001, drsquare wrote: > > > >> Do you draw one of those for each post as you go along, or do you have a > >> collection of them ready to use? > > > >Is that supposed to be lippy? > > No, it's a question. Oh, okay. No, I don't have a collection. The sources are included. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ,qppppp. qMMM____;M ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~ (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR qMMM.^^(Mp Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax) .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://members.tripod.com/talis_white_crow/ MMMMM_',MMp
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