Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 May 2009.
Pregnant Knoxy illustrations
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[Explanation to aaa: Knoxy and Rocky (who posts as "metro-golden-meower")
recently had a daughter. Before she was born I made some illustrations
to threads in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk ]
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Knoxy is pregnant. Very, very pregnant! And her feet are swollen,
just like water balloons. I thought maybe it was more than just
the feet that were like that...
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knoxy wrote:
> snu...@yahoo.com says...
> > knoxy wrote:
> > > My feet have turned into water balloons. It's bloody annoying!
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> > Inversion therapy boots.
> > THen you can pretend to be a bat!
>
> Bat girl! I don't think I could squeeze into the costume though.
The costume isn't the worst, just consider the kind of bombs she'd
be capable of dropping on her enemies... Baby BOOM!
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metro-golden-meower wrote:
> knoxy wrote:
> >met...@meowdot.org says...
> >> ���hw?�f wrote:
> >> >metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >> >> ���hw?�f wrote:
> >> >>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >> >>>> my little brother used to do that kind of a thing for a living years
> >> >>>> ago. he used to be on sight tripping his nuts off on
> >> >>>> acid. he was so fucked up one day he almost lost his arm in an
> >> >>>> accident. dum cunt.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>Heh...duuuuuh...metal sharp!
> >> >>>Me so clumsy...
> >> >>
> >> >> he so tripping and stuuuuuuuuuupid. it wasn't the worst accident on
> >> >> that sight. he told me about one guy who was turned into
> >> >> gloop by high preasure super hot steam after a boiler ripped its way
> >> >> off its mountings. he went on and on about that for
> >> >> days.
> >> >
> >> >Wow. Thats pretty horrible actually. IS yer brother over that phase or
> >> >is he still kwazy?
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> >> he's over that phase, but he's still crazy. given half a chance he'd still
> >> go to a night club, get pissed up and beat the
> >> bouncers to a pulp afterwards for the hell of it.
> >
> >He's even offered to beat you up on my behalf if I ever want it. I
> >think I'd rather do it myself though, if I ever have a reason to. :P
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> if you tried it i'd be running away with you rolling after me like one
> of the ballons in the prisoner!
I don't know the reference with the balloons you mention but I know
another one that has a big stone in it:
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