<PsyOp> konf!gurabl m9ndfukc vegetablaz!on [[was: NATO ON WAY TO M9NDFUKC]]

From: M9NDFUKC <int...@www.god-emil.dk>
To: <int...@www.god-emil.dk>

Please note: this is a one time email. If you don't like it, please email
int...@www.god-emil.dk with the message 'Please Remove M9ndfukc' and we
will never send you another message again.
~~~

M9ndfukc, the poorly engineered Belurussian terror weapon now being run
by the Serbian genocidal gangster ARKAN, a good buddy of and shock troop
provider to MILOSEVIC terror-ruler of 'Greater Serbia', is today
[03/01/00] the only piece of software known to have succumb'd to the Y2K
bug. Based from a secret location in Denmark, loaned to She/He/It by the
child pornography ring s/h/it helps fund, s/h/it's spaghetti-code entwined
itself around s/h/it's tiny little mind and strangulated all oxygen supply
from s/h/it's brain. Approximately 3 minutes after the birth of the new
millenium s/h/it's vicious, personal, unreadable, illogical, delusional,
paranoid rantings were once again clogging up internet routers as part of
a half-baked ill-concieved plan to make the net a useless bastion of
worship to s/h/it's own line noize styleee childish B1FF rantings. [[ed
note: already bad style in 1989]]

Acting like an immature 8 year old, m9ndfukc fukcs s/h/it's own mind,
bathing s/h/it in deadly radiation by sitting too near the monitor;
s/h/it's hold on reality rapidly deterioriates each day and with every
post s/h/it spews and/or spams.

We can confirm the rumours circulating that the m9ndfukc software was of
interest to the NSA, the CIA, MI6, DSD, GCHQ, MOSSAD, MAJESTIC/MJ-12,
ILLUMINATUS, and the KNIGHTS OF THE ROSICRUCIAN CROSS and several other
agencies whose name we dare not mention were interested in the m9ndfukc
software as possible pyschological warfare agent; however we are also
authorised to reveal that on inspection, its usefulness was quickly
realised to be of limited value for any realistic psy-ops. Instead the
multi-agency inspection team decided to alternately take some pictures of
s/h/it in several compromising postions, the results of which are
well-known to many in Usenet groups alt.sex.bestiality.*.

Due to poor design and implementation of s/h/it's reality function:

public class realityInterface
    extends distortionField
    implements mindlessRant
    throws spazAttack
    (java.class.lang.String email)
    {
        if (email.equals('reason'))
        {
            mindlessRant(viciously_attack);
        } else {
            return void;
        }
    }

no guarantees of internet safety can be given at this time. However, a
good pull on s/h/it's power plug by any friendly agent in the vicinity
will rectify the situation nicely. A reward notice will shortly be posted.

NATO jets are now on a heading to bombard s/h/it's docimile. Please stand
clear.


----- Original Message -----
From: Rev Hyper B. Orean <hyp...@autonomous.org>
To: <int...@www.god-emil.dk>
Sent: Monday, January 03, 2000 11:32 AM
Subject: Re: konf!gurabl m9ndfukc zegmentaz!on : dze korporat fasc!zt+male
reg!erung.m2cht.ganz.gluckl!ch+fr3! _||- zve!te[z]!ztem



 Christ you are full of shit. And/or spam. Same thing.

 ==I== am the one most likely to 'unapprove' the 99% of your line noize
that doesn't make it through nettime. Proudly. With Bells On. I Wear it as
a Badge Of Honour.

 You can't even get the nettime address right.

 signed, korporat male fasc!ztz



MISQUOTING S/H/IT MSG FOLLOWS

----- Forwarded message s/h/it

Date: Mon, 3 Jan 2000 08:54:07 +0100
From: int...@www.god-emil.dk
To: net...@desk.nl
Subject: p!ktr 23.a

-----
From: "Rev Hyper B. Orean" <hyp...@autonomous.org>
Organization: First Autonomous Church
------------

Christ you are full of shit.

==I== am the one most likely to 'unapprove' the 99% of your line noize that
doesn't make it through nettime. Proudly. With Bells On. I Wear it as a
Badge Of Honour.

signed,
korporat male fasc!ztz

-----
tby...@panix.com
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Shit [...] bullshit.

-----------
Lawrie Williams <nem...@fastinternet.net.au>
>STOP SENDING ME THIS SHIT OR I WILL BE ONTO YOUR SERVICE PROVIDER


dear Lawrie Williams \ Etoys korporation + addtl englisch `life forms` \
psychopaths

ultra domaj mais = shall be obligated to inform
you are not kurrently corresponding with Etoy
korporation marionettes hence may consider self
encouraged++ to restate your threats in one more subtil manner
post accessing one .au `publik` library via 0+1 .au automobil.

: the entire V2 neo nazi organizazie has already attempted to
shut down the servers as well as =cw4t7abs.

though they outnumbered =cw4t7abs by approx 1000000 usd
they were unsuccessful. lastly du = receiving data due to
du = subscribed to 0+1 mailing list. hence may wish to check
your prznl m9nd konta!ner for data integrity.

in any case as all lovely outpourings it shan't last longly
for one very extreme galla spektakle will be presented
                                                   shortly

this is where selekt life forms = witness
passion in all its dazzling paralyzing force.

= 0+1 ultra l!terar! degenerat!on.
1 addtl zort ov edukat!on. dze emot!onl shok.


f!ngr t!pz

ur!zt. neck.

bl!nk.bl!nk.

kalt.
      kalt. trez +?
2 +? quo! +?



alors.
amicalement.
cordialement.
a. tout a l.heure.
bien � toutes et � tous
au revoir. salut.
cest fini. josef.
pas de corps sans signifiant.
ou bien c'est in-signifiant.
donc c'est pas ca.
c'est ca mais c'est pas la.
de cette mani�re.
c'est quoi +?
c'est ca.
c'est pas la. quoi +?
e e e e c'est quoi c'est quoi

netochka






Lawrie Williams` engl!sch = magn!f!kue.!nkro!abl + fenomenal.
= .au edukaz!on z!ztm = eczemplar!. meme. charmant. je su!s trez trez
jaloux.



-
Lawrie Williams <nem...@fastinternet.net.au> \ Etoys korporation ekr!t

"STOP SENDING ME THIS SHIT OR I WILL BE ONTO YOUR SERVICE PROVIDER"

vs

data belou

= 0+1 konztataz!on. Lawrie Williams \ Etoys korporation = t!p!kl ueztrn
bagatela



>At 09:08 AM 01/02/2000 +0100, you wrote:
>>
>>>Ej dear,
>>
>>hallo dear.
>>the post is in fact quite dated in which have utilized the lovely text
>>however male filth element ted byfield censors all of my transmissions to
nettime.
>>perhaps you could assist +? it would be lovely indeed.
>>life forms such as josephine bosma and sandra fauconnier always wish me
well
>>however it is merely lip service - which naturlich is conducive to 1
tristesse profonde.
>>
>>allora.bonne anne.
>>+ ciao. netochka.
>>
>>
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>>>I wish you also all the best in the year 2000. I really love your
>>>transcription of my  text, it is great intervention, and gives  a kind
of
>>>necesarry patina to the whole thing,  make it silly and hyerogliphic,
but
>>>this is what  all is about, the transparency of language does not exist,
>>
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>>><net...@DESK.NL>; tby...@panix.com <tby...@panix.com>
>>>Date: 1. januar 2000 21:47
>>>Subject: h!poteza. 2 4 2 /\/
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>>>>4 tb!f!led + addtl fasc!zt male !mbez!lz. et 4 dze net art kouardz
auss!
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>>>>kompetition \+\ $$ - patent
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me.k
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>>>>           m9ndfukc |
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>>>>        shall take place annually for a period of 0+3 years.
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>>>>meme : the new + improved [0f0003] currency. us. patent applied for
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>>>>               !n podnazlovom teor!ja. pol!t!ka. eztet!ka: 0+1985-97
>>>>  zem na kratko razv!la pojmovanje da je danez ob koncu
>>>>                        t!socletja mogoce opredel!t! dve matr!c!
akt!vn!h
>>>>        dejavn!kov v razmerju do vzhodne !n zahodne evrope
>>>>                        ter realnozt! nov!h med!jev: namrec
zahodnoevropzko
>>>>        matr!co druzbenega !zmecka !n vzhodnoevropzko matr!co posast!
>>>>  m.grz!n!c _//
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>>>>Netochka Nezvanova
>>>>f3.MASCHIN3NKUNST
>>>>f1f...@m9ndfukc.org
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