Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 26 Jan 2000.
Another day at Krogg's Place
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 26 Jan 2000
Some of you peeple don't live near alligators, and I know
you are ashamed to admit this. There are those who do, and
yet are magnanimous enough about it not to go round braggin'
all the tyme, makin' you other peeple feel inadequate. Still,
I think you no-alligator folks oughter know, so you can suck-up
to somebody who does have alligators...
Krogg's house, deep in the Olde Southe.
Fucking Yankees doan bother him, hear.
A man's house are his castle. Every Okie
in the free world ere envious of Krogg...
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Krogg's prize pig, Snuffleshits...
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/o(")o\
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A visitor drops in from the swamp...
( I'm ah wonnerin' if
Krogg ere home... )
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Krogg is gone to work, so the caller
visits with Krogg's pig, instead...
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Krogg's wife witnesses a horrible accident...
_______________________________
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| "Eeeekk! I can't look no more! |
| His friends are pure trash!" |
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(_|_) jro
Krogg's visitor decides he'd better
go home, and call on Krogg another time...
( What a fuckup. )
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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