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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 Sep 1996.
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Beware the Quantum Duck

Beware the Quantum Duck

alt.ascii-art · 5 messages · 5 Sep 1996 - 11 Sep 1996
Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 5 Sep 1996 00:00 · permalink · report


                      BEWARE OF THE QUANTUM DUCK!

                       ________
                      (        )
                      ( QUARK! )
                      (________)
                         (  __
                           /o )    
                           )__ \   ______
                          //  ) )_/ \    \ 
                             (      __/   //
                              \   \_ _ /   )    -Geoff McCaughan-
                               \   \___/   )
                                \         /
                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bye,

The Axeman <tho...@bs1.co.nz> writes:

<snip>

>Is it just me or is this one of the saddest ASCii's that has ever been 
>created?

Guess u miss the humor in it...
Go study physics ;-)

Grtz, Barry

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 11 Sep 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
The Axeman (tho...@bs1.co.nz) wrote:
>Colin Douthwaite wrote:
>> 
>>                       BEWARE OF THE QUANTUM DUCK!
>> 
>>                        ________
>>                       (        )
>>                       ( QUARK! )
>>                       (________)
>>                          (  __
>>                            /o )
>>                            )__ \   ______
>>                           //  ) )_/ \    \
>>                              (      __/   //
>>                               \   \_ _ /   )    -Geoff McCaughan-
>>                                \   \___/   )
>>                                 \         /
>>                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


>Is it just me or is this one of the saddest ASCii's that has ever been 
>created?

Oh...I dunno...it prompted a few sequels...


   =======================================
       BEWARE  OF  THE  QUANTUM  DUCKS! 
   =======================================


   ________
  (        )
  ( QUARK! )
  (________)
     (  __
       /o )    
       )__ \   ______
      //  ) )_/ \    \ 
         (      __/   //
          \   \_ _ /   )      _        _       _       _
           \   \___/   )     /o)_//   /o)_//  /o)_//  /o)_//
            \         /      "(__)    "(__)   "(__)   "(__)
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                                 -cfbd-




           ========================================
                  BEWARE  OF  QUANTUM  DUX !
           ========================================


              ___________________________________
             |               _____               |
             |               \ o /               |
             |                ~~~                |
             |                Dux                |
             |                                   |
             |                                   |
             |                                   |
             |                                   |
              -----------------------------------
                      |   __------__   |
                     /  ./  ,.....,  \. \
                   /  ./   .   _   .  \.  \
                 /    /       /o)_//   \   \
                (     (  ~   "(__)   _ )    )
                 \     \.   ~_~~~~~  ./    /
                   \     \.________./    /
                      \                /
                         \.========./
                         I          I
                         I          I
                        /]          [\    -cfbd-
                       //            \\
               -------\\_____________//-------

          [ Dux is a well known brand of NZ toilet ]




And just in case you were wondering where that duck went...

      ________
     (        )
     (  OUCH! )
     (________)
        (    _________
           _/  _      \
         _/   / / _____\____
        |_  \__/ /     ____|
          \      \____/ |
           \___________/      -Paul Lebeau-






Of course if you prefer something chirpier or quackier to brighten
up your life...

                      .  
                    .a@
                ,a@@@@@@@@a, 
               ,a@@@@@@@@@@a, 
               @@a'""..""`a@@
               @@a  O  O  a@@
                a`aaa'`aaa'a
                 /  "  "  \    -Wade Blount-
                (__________)
                  (______)




Now...be real cool...do us an Ascii Picture to set us all alight !  *8-)



Bye,

The Axeman (tho...@bs1.co.nz) wrote:
: Is it just me or is this one of the saddest ASCii's that has ever been 
: created?

Did someone get up on the wrong side of the crypt today?...

--
           Malkav:             (`.-,')
pam...@leahi.kcc.hawaii.edu .-'     ;
     ascii by            _.-'   , `,-
     Felix Lee    _ _.-'     .'  /._
                .' `  _.-.  /  ,'._;)
                (       .  )-| (
                 )`,_ ,'_,'  \_;)
         ('_  _,'.'  (___,))
          `-:;.-'

Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> 
>                       BEWARE OF THE QUANTUM DUCK!
> 
>                        ________
>                       (        )
>                       ( QUARK! )
>                       (________)
>                          (  __
>                            /o )
>                            )__ \   ______
>                           //  ) )_/ \    \
>                              (      __/   //
>                               \   \_ _ /   )    -Geoff McCaughan-
>                                \   \___/   )
>                                 \         /
>                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 
> Bye,

Is it just me or is this one of the saddest ASCii's that has ever been 
created?

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