joke

Subject: funny joke
From: a69...@aol.com (A69chaos)
Date: Mon, Mar 23, 1998 05:36 EST
Message-id: <199...@ladder03.news.aol.com>

READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON....
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
the second hole when he notice a frog sitting next to the green. He
thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears hears,
"Rabbit. 9 Iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
"Rabbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!  he hits it
10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow
that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"  The frog reply's
"Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to
the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Rabbit. 3
wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!  Hole in one.  The man is
befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man
golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where
to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas
and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Rabbit
Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What
do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Rabbit.$3000,black  6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the
man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
across them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room
in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the
frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl
ended up in my room."
The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad
luck.  Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to
five other newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that
something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is
not broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes.