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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Jun 1997.
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!!!!EASY MONEY!!!MAKE IT FAST!!!!!

!!!!EASY MONEY!!!MAKE IT FAST!!!!!

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 11 Jun 1997
This is the fairest, most honest way I have seen to share in the 
wealth of the world!

Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.  If you 
want to know how to make thousands of dollars quickly, legally and 
with NO CATCH, then keep reading.

The Internet has grown tremendously.  IT doubles in size every 4 
months.  Think about it.  You see those �Make Money Fast� posts more 
and more.  That�s...........because it WORKS!  So I thought, with all 
those users out there, they might make it work.  And I decided to try 
it out a few months ago.  Besides, what�s $5.00.  I spend more than 
that on my way to work on coffee and doughnuts.  So I sent my money 
and posted.

A lot of users will join in and make it work for you.

Well, two weeks later, I began receiving money in the mail!!!!  I 
couldn�t believe it!  At first only a couple of hundred dollars, then 
a week later, a couple of thousand, and then BOOM!!!!  By the end of 
the fourth week I had received nearly $36,000.  It came from all over 
the world.  Every bit of it perfectly legal and on the up and up.  
I�ve been able to pay off bills, and still have enough left over for 
some nice additions to my home.

Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well.  
Mazrkus Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks.  Dave Manning 
claims he made $53,664 in the same amount of time.  Dan Shepstone says 
it was only $17,000 for him.  Do I know these folks???  NO, but when I 
read how they did it, it made sense to me.  Enough sense that I�m 
taking a similar chance with $5.00 of my own.  Not a big chance, I 
admit--but one with incredible potential, because$5.00 is all anyone 
ever invests in this system.  PERIOD.  That�s all Markus, Dave or Dan 
invested, yet their $5.00 netted them tens of thousands of dollars 
each in a safe, legal and completely legitimate way.  Here�s how it 
works in 3 easy steps.

Step (1)
Invest your $5.00 by writing your name and address on five separate 
pieces of paper along with the words:  �Please add me to your mailing 
list.�  ( IN THIS WAY YOU�RE NOT JUST SENDING A DOLLAR TO SOMEONE, 
YOU�RE PAYING FOR A LEGITIMATE SERVICE.)  Fold a $1 bill inside each 
paper, and mail them to the following addresses:

1)R. Gebbie, 17 Church Lane, Loughton, Milton Keyes, MK5 8AS, ENGLAND

2)  S. Hogan, 36 Prenton Lane, Prenton, Wirral, Merseyside, L42 8LB, 
ENGLAND

3)  J. Larsen, Grinnekarrsvagen 50, 436 56 Hovas, Sweden, Europe

4)  C. Mason, 473 44th Ct. NW, Rochester, MN 55901-6666

5)  J. Benson, 1613 Harre Lane, York, NE 68467

Step (2)
Now remove the #1 name from the list, and move the other name sup.  
This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on.  Put your name as the 5th one on 
the list.

Step (3)
Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups.  There are at least 20000 
news groups at any given moment in time.  The more groups you post to, 
the more people will see your article and send you cash!  It�s 
recommended you do at least 200 newsgroups for a lot of people to read 
it.

Step (4)
You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing returns 
within 7 to 14 days.  Remember, the Internet is new and huge.  There�s 
no way you can lose!!!!

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Now here is how and why this system works:

Out of every block of 250 posts I made, I got back 5 responses.  Yes, 
that�s right, only 5.  You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or money 
orders, but real cash with your name at #5.

Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also makes 250 
additional posts with your name as #4.  1,000 postings.  On average 
then, 50 peoples will send you $1 with your name at #4....$50.00 in 
YOUR pocket!!!!!

Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each with your name at 
#3 or 10,000 postings.  Average return:  500 people, $500.00 dollars.

They make 250 postings with with your name #2=100,000 postings =5,000 
returns at $1 each =$5000 in cash!

Finally, 5,000 people make 250 postings each with your name at #1 and 
you get areturn of $50,000.00 before your name drops off the list.  
Adn that�s only if everyone down the line makes only 250 postings 
each!  Your total income for this ONE cycle is about $55,000.00.

From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list, 
your take the latest posting and start all over again.

The end result depends on YOU!  You must follow through and re-post 
this article everywhere you can think of.  The more postings you make, 
the more cash ends up in your mailbox.  IT�s too easy and too cheap to 
pass up!!!!

If you�re really not sure or still think this can�t be for real, then 
don�t do it.  But please print this article and pass it along to 
someone you know who needs the money and see what happens.

GENERAL STEPS ON AUTOMATING THE PROCESS:

Make any necessary changes to this article as explained in step (2) 
and whn you�re satisfied, save it as a .txt file and import it into 
the body of you email or news reader program.  This way you only have 
to change the anme of the newsgroup or email address for each 
redistribution.

Valuable tip:  And very important for thos not too familiar with 
email:  by all means use a word processor to ensure the article is 
composed well, but to ensure people that first read it via their news 
reader program see it clearly laid out.  Re-format ti with a simple 
text editor such as �notepad� or �WordPad� if you�re using �Windows 
95�.  Providing the text is clearly visible and does not scroll into 
the right margin, it should be okay!  Using this procedure essentialy 
means the article will be correctly displayed when viewed thorugh 
other people�s news reader.  You can of  course check this out for 
yourself before going on line, by viewing it in your own newsreader 
program.

Next, begin by locating the newsgroups you intend to post to, Netscape 
3.0 or a similar news reader is terrific for this, because you can 
highlight dozens of news groups all at once, enabling you to 
distribute your article to 1000�s of locations in less than an hour or 
two.  Highlight all the news groups you want to mail your letter to 
(which as you may know is done by holding down CTRL while left 
clicking.)  This way you can select multiple news groups in one go, 
choose perhaps a dozen each time.  YOu will then see all news groups 
you highlighted displayed in the News groups field.

Next:  select/highlight your newsgroups, then click �To News� place a 
sensible title in the subject location, click on �attachments� where 
upon another box appears.  Locate the file you are going to 
distribute, click on the file and then click �open� again click OK; 
proviced you followed these instructions, you should see your hit 
send.......and that�s it.

Repeat the process over and over again by selectingn further news 
groups in multiples of 10�s but try to be selective with the groups by 
posting to high volume locations, and on�t choose a subject that 
appears too flashy, this will only put people off.  This is an honest 
and legitimate way of making a reasonable amount of money, and making 
it on a regular basis.  But only if your message is sincere and 
clearly understood by others will you succeed.

PLEASE NOTE:  This system is based on being honest, but it�s all too 
tempting not to bother mailing out envelopes with dollar bills inside.  
The success for all participating is dependent upon this taking place 
and if carried out will mean a 500% increase in your article being 
redistributed!  The system won�t work to your�s or other peoples 
advantage if you don�t follow the procedure.  You can however, if you 
wish to dremain anonymous, use a pseudonym - but please ensure that 
your address is correct.

AS A FINAL NOTE:  Many business ideas for making money, no matter how 
well though out and implemented, simply don�t get off the ground.  And 
in most cases is due toadvertising costs, but the exposture obtained 
through the Internet is quite honestly--pretty awesome, so please 
study this article carefully taking all the time you want, because the 
moment you begin participating you will be on track for some serious 
financial rewards.

By the very nature of the way the system works, you may not see th 
ebenefits the first week.  BUT COMMENCING THE SECOND WEEK, YOUR INTAKE 
OF MAIL FROM AROUND THE WORLD WILL TRULY ASTONISH YOU!!
Please give this some serious thought, because this is one of the few 
money making ideas that really does work.  
The one that sends this file take no responsibility fo the contents or 
substance of this text.  The mailer of this text-file are not the 
author.

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