Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 Nov 1997.
[pic] Warm Weather Santa
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· 10 messages · 25 Nov 1997 - 27 Nov 1997
Jonathon R. Oglesbee wrote: > > Now, this is a nice Santa Claus, except it looks to me like he ain't got no > pants on. I cannot imagine the perversity of a mind > that would publish something like this on our little newsgroup. I, for > one, am offended to the max........ for shame, for shame, > for shame....... I demand that you fix this pix, afore Veronica sees it, > and is so 'barrassed she doan ever come to alt.ascii-art > anymore. too late! :P (I guess this woud be a good time to tell you all about the Swedish "Tomte", but I'm too lazy right now...) (And what gives you the idea that I would be "so 'barrassed I doan ever come to alt.ascii-art anymore."? :D:D:D ) Santa smiley: *<:-) -- _ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _| |__/ __ \| |_ _ __| |__| | | |_ _| |_| |_ ___ ___ \ V / / / / _` | | || / _` / _` |_| | || | _| ' \ _(_-</ -_) \_/|_\_\ \__,_|_|\_,_\__,_\__,_(_)_|\_,_|\__|_||_(_)__/\___| \____/ uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/arjf LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/
Now, ever'body knows that that fur is the tops of Santa's boots. I have caught you, makin' pronogratic ascii, and you is jus' ashamed to admit it, on account of you prob'ly cain't believe you did it, your own se'f. For shame, for shame..... And then, to go and say poor Veronica is filthy minded! Oh my....... I am too gen'leman to respond. Jonathon R. Oglesbee ogl...@fullnet.net-remove to reply Spunk1111 wrote in message <199...@ladder02.news.aol.com>... >I guess if he were naked, that would put a whole new >meaning on 'hanging loose' when you surf... heehee... >:::but::: >There are pants on this guy-- they are shorts in fact, see the >fur just below the knee? and just above the waist? >True, this Santa is a bit thinner than the North Pole type-- >but he's a lot more active...hence, the firmer buns... ;) > >And Veronica embarrassed? I believe that that is impossible... >you've seen her Mardi Gras photos, haven't you? She is >a woman of the world. I can't imagine anything shocking >her.... even a naked Santa Claus... So put on your >imagination cap and envision those shorts.... >-joan > >>Now, this is a nice Santa Claus, except it looks to me like he ain't got no >>pants on. I cannot imagine the perversity of a mind >>that would publish something like this on our little newsgroup. I, for one, >>am offended to the max........ for shame, for shame, >>for shame....... I demand that you fix this pix, afore Veronica sees it, and >>is so 'barrassed she doan ever come to alt.ascii-art >>anymore. >> JRO >> >> >> >>Spunk1111 wrote in message <199...@ladder02.news.aol.com>... >>> _ >>> ,={ }.._, >>> _.-"` { } a j-,_ >>> {}'----.{_}``};_ __/ >>> `/( `'--.._,_ >>> /\ `'---;--'-;` >>> / /'. _,\ >>> | | )-'` _} >>> |-\ {_,.-'` \ >>> `" \_\_, \ >>> /__/\.-'`} >>> {___}',-"`\ .-"\ >>> / | `-. \.__.-" / >>> - . | / _..-`""` _,`~ ~- `~, -~ ^`- >>> ~^ jgs `~ _/;-"" , = -~ ~- ^ ` >>> ` ~^ ` ~-"` =~ =~ =~^ ~^ - ~ ~^- ~ >>> `^ - ` -. ` ^ - >>> ^- `~,_ ,`==,_ _,~``'` ~, ,=. ^ ~^ - >>> ~ - ~- ` ~ "~ ~ =~^ `~ ` `,_ , ` ~-^ >>> ` ~^ ~^ -~^ ^~ -~^ -~ `^ ~~ -~ > >
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Now, this is a nice Santa Claus, except it looks to me like he ain't got no pants on. I cannot imagine the perversity of a mind
that would publish something like this on our little newsgroup. I, for one, am offended to the max........ for shame, for shame,
for shame....... I demand that you fix this pix, afore Veronica sees it, and is so 'barrassed she doan ever come to alt.ascii-art
anymore.
JRO
Spunk1111 wrote in message <199...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
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Spunk1111 wrote: > > I guess if he were naked, that would put a whole new > meaning on 'hanging loose' when you surf... heehee... > :::but::: > There are pants on this guy-- they are shorts in fact, see the > fur just below the knee? and just above the waist? > True, this Santa is a bit thinner than the North Pole type-- > but he's a lot more active...hence, the firmer buns... ;) > No, those furry things are the lower end of his jacket and the upper end of his boots. > And Veronica embarrassed? I believe that that is impossible... :D > you've seen her Mardi Gras photos, haven't you? My what? > She is > a woman of the world. I can't imagine anything shocking > her.... even a naked Santa Claus... So put on your > imagination cap and envision those shorts.... > Hmmm.... that's an interesting idea.... (no promises though) =) -- _ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _| |__/ __ \| |_ _ __| |__| | | |_ _| |_| |_ ___ ___ \ V / / / / _` | | || / _` / _` |_| | || | _| ' \ _(_-</ -_) \_/|_\_\ \__,_|_|\_,_\__,_\__,_(_)_|\_,_|\__|_||_(_)__/\___| \____/ uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/arjf LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/
>Btw, this is off topic, but what does LOL stand for? I've come across >quite a lot of TLA's, but I hadn't met that one before I saw it in this >ng... Laugh Out Loud.... LOL.... -joan -- _ _ hehehehe (.)(.) \ / () \ _ \ '--' / _ joan stark spu...@juno.com { '-`""""`-' } `"/ \"` \ / ascii art gallery: _/ /\ \_ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs { / \ } `"` `"`
>Now, ever'body knows that that fur is the tops of Santa's boots.
Who surfs in snow boots? ;)
How's this instead?:
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get your mind out of the gutter! hehe
-joan
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Oooh, I C now:
I must admit, I thought that the fur above the waist was at the bottom
of his jacket and that below the knee was at the top of his boots, but I
now notice that there's no fur around his wrists so it's obvious that
he's not wearing a jacket (surfing? in a jacket? Okay so it was a silly
thought... :) so he's obviously wearing shorts...
Btw, I think it's a great picture :)
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Unlike this one - it started off as Santa Claus, but it kind of just
turned into one of the wise men - and I was only trying to stay on topic
:)
Btw, this is off topic, but what does LOL stand for? I've come across
quite a lot of TLA's, but I hadn't met that one before I saw it in this
ng...
In article <199...@ladder02.news.aol.com>, Spunk1111
<spu...@aol.com> writes
>I guess if he were naked, that would put a whole new
>meaning on 'hanging loose' when you surf... heehee...
>:::but:::
>There are pants on this guy-- they are shorts in fact, see the
>fur just below the knee? and just above the waist?
<snip>
>-joan
>
>>Now, this is a nice Santa Claus, except it looks to me like he ain't got no
>>pants on. I cannot imagine the perversity of a mind
>>that would publish something like this on our little newsgroup. I, for one,
>>am offended to the max........ for shame, for shame,
>>for shame....... I demand that you fix this pix, afore Veronica sees it, and
>>is so 'barrassed she doan ever come to alt.ascii-art
>>anymore.
>> JRO
>>
>>
>>
>>Spunk1111 wrote in message <199...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>>> _
>>> ,={ }.._,
>>> _.-"` { } a j-,_
>>> {}'----.{_}``};_ __/
>>> `/( `'--.._,_
>>> /\ `'---;--'-;`
>>> / /'. _,\
>>> | | )-'` _}
>>> |-\ {_,.-'` \
>>> `" \_\_, \
>>> /__/\.-'`}
>>> {___}',-"`\ .-"\
>>> / | `-. \.__.-" /
>>> - . | / _..-`""` _,`~ ~- `~, -~ ^`-
>>> ~^ jgs `~ _/;-"" , = -~ ~- ^ `
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>Btw, this is off topic, but what does LOL stand for? I've come across >quite a lot of TLA's, but I hadn't met that one before I saw it in this >ng... > Stymied by the acronyms and symbols used by experience Net heads? Wonder no more. --------------------------------------------- [A] Common abbreviations --------------------------------------------- Acronyms are endemic in the computer industry, and you'll come across plenty on the Net, in particular in e-mail, IRC and newsgroups. Here's a guide to the most common. brb: Be right back. btw: By the way. fwiw: For what it's worth. iow: In other words. imho: In my humble opinion. imnsho: In my not so humble opinion. lol: Laughing out loud. rotfl: Rolling on the floor laughing. rtfm: Read the frigging manual. tanstaafl: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch. ttfn: Ta-ta for now. ttyl: Talk to you later. Some abbreviations are used to convey your emotions often at the end of sentences: <grin>: Grin. <bg>: Big grin. <vbg>: Very big grin. This list came from Australian PC User Magazine's Net Guide. http://www.pcuser.com.au/netguid/START/NETINTRO.HTM Here are some more Internet related material... --------------------------------------------- [B] Emoticons(or those funny-looking symbols) --------------------------------------------- Because online communications usually still involves boring type, we often miss out on the subtle indications of emotion that humans use when speaking to one another. Emoticons or `smileys' attempt to fill that huge gap by giving plain sentences a bit of character. :) or :-) The original smiley. If you turn your head sideways to the left you'll clearly see a pair of eyes above a big grin -- with latter also include a nose! But you don't have to be happy all the time: :-| Non-plussed. :-/ Disappointed. :-( Unhappy frown. ;-( Crying. ;-) Wink. :-P Poking tongue out (indicates cheekiness). :-* Blowing a kiss. %-) Confused or drunk. :-)) Big grin (or a double chin). :-D Really big smile. :-# Swearing or angry. :-@ Mad or screaming. :-0 Surprised. :-& Tongue-tied. :-x Not telling any secrets. 8-) User wears glasses. :{} User wears lipstick. {:-) User wears a wig. d:-) User wears a baseball cap. [:) User wears a walkman. 3:-8 User is a cow. 8:] User is a gorilla. B-) User is Batman. As you can see, smileys are heaps of fun and with a little imagination you can come up with all sorts of hilarious combinations. Quang Quach qua...@remove-this-bit-for-my-real-address.netspeed.com.au
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Matthew May wrote in message
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>Btw, this is off topic, but what does LOL stand for? I've come across
>quite a lot of TLA's, but I hadn't met that one before I saw it in this
>ng...
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