Need a impressionistic ascii of a fat chef in kitchen

 Looking through the ascii newsgroup I can altercate these two:

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                  |    |
                   o  o
                (    '   )
                    ---
                 \______/
             ..--.|    |.--..
         .-``    |      |    ``-.
       .`        `-.__.-`        `.
      :                            :
      :`'-.                       .-'`:  
      :   :                       :   :
     .`   :                       :   `.
     :   .`                       `.   :        
     :   :                         :   :
     :   :                         :   :
     :   :                         :   :
      /// `-..              ..-`     \\\
             | ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ \
             |                ')
             |              ,` |
             |            /`   |
             |_ _ _ _ - -||    |
              |     |     |    |
               (    |     |____|__
               |    |     |_______)
               |    |  
               |    |     
               |    |   
               |    |     
             __|____|     
            (_______|
                                                   ,;;;, 
                                                  `('v')`
                                                  <(=@=)>
                                                    ^ ^  


 But a need a more artist fat chef, less in the legs and more of a
belly, that is dancing with a chef's hat. A chef with fewer symbols,
like impressionistic ascii art. And a chef with an apron and I need
something like a kitchen background. And the bird off into the right
lower hand corner

 I need this for a comic strip

Archimedes Plutonium wrote:
> 
>  Looking through the ascii newsgroup I can altercate these two:
>              __|____|
>             (_______|
>                                                    ,;;;,
>                                                   `('v')`
>                                                   <(=@=)>
>                                                     ^ ^
> 
>  But a need a more artist fat chef, less in the legs and more of a
> belly, that is dancing with a chef's hat. A chef with fewer symbols,
> like impressionistic ascii art. And a chef with an apron and I need
> something like a kitchen background. And the bird off into the right
> lower hand corner

That's Spunkystein! LMAO!

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In article <6qdo4a$vnv$1...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
Arc...@dartmouth.edu (Archimedes Plutonium) wrote:
> 
[snip]
>                                                    ,;;;,
>                                                   `('v')`
>                                                   <(=@=)>
>                                                     ^ ^
> 
>  But a need a more artist fat chef, less in the legs and more of a
> belly, that is dancing with a chef's hat. A chef with fewer symbols,
> like impressionistic ascii art. And a chef with an apron and I need
> something like a kitchen background. And the bird off into the right
> lower hand corner
> 
>  I need this for a comic strip

I immediately thought of this wonderful drawing that Colin posted a
while back

                (((())
               ((()))))
               | ^  ^ |
              (  )`'(  )
              (`   o  ')
             ' ... . ...`
           '. .. . . . . .`
         (  . . . . . ... . ____
        / (  . . .  . . .  .  __|)
       / (  .   .. . . .    ).   \
      / ( .`---'. ..  .----'..)  |
     ( /(____-------------____)  |
      | (                     )  |
      |  \                   /   |
     _|_   \   -_______-   /     (
    |/ \|    \           /        \
     ---      \    |    /          \  __/-
               \___|___/            \_(..)
                \  |  /                \/ /|
                (/\|/\)     mh        |  |

I have altered it to become:
                ______
               (      )
              (        )
               \      /
                )    (
               |______|
               | ^  ^ |
              (  )`'(  )
              (`   o  ')
             '||... . ||`
           '. ||______|| .`
         (  ./          \ . ____       ___________
        / ( /            \ .  __|)===(____________)
       / ( /              \ ).        \__________/
      / ( /                \..)
     ( /(/___-----\@------__\_)   
      | (|   '      \    `   |)
      |  |   ! '        ` `  |\
     _|_ |___!-!_________\-`_| \
    |   |    \     ,     `,    )
     ---      \    |      |___/
               \___|      |  /
                \  |      |__)
  mh/ejm        (__|

If you use that bird don't forget to say that pc drew the bird.



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