Settings

The page will reload to apply your changes.
Theme

ASCII Art Font

ASCII Art Menu

Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Jun 1996.
 _   _                     _        _             _     _           
| | | |___  ___ _ __   ___| |_     / \   _ __ ___| |__ (_)_   _____ 
| | | / __|/ _ \ '_ \ / _ \ __|   / _ \ | '__/ __| '_ \| \ \ / / _ \
| |_| \__ \  __/ | | |  __/ |_   / ___ \| | | (__| | | | |\ V /  __/
 \___/|___/\___|_| |_|\___|\__| /_/   \_\_|  \___|_| |_|_| \_/ \___|
Dogbert Ascii

Dogbert Ascii

alt.ascii-art · 13 messages · 17 Jun 1996 - 27 Jun 1996
Ken Cook (gt0...@prism.gatech.edu) wrote:
: In article <4q36e7$sm...@trumpet.aix.calpoly.edu> James T. Green,
: jgr...@trumpet.aix.calpoly.edu writes:
: >I need a ascii of Dogbert. I particularly need a sig-sized ascii of 
: >dogbert.  (4-10 lines).
: >
: >Dogbert Rules!
: >
: >O-
:  ^^
:  ||
:  ||  Hey!  You've already got one!

Who, me?

R.A.H. Elf of the redwoods, Sonoma Valley, Breakfast Cereal Country.
     "1) All Mammals have hair.                    _---_
      2) Whales are Mammals...                    0-| | \
              THEREFORE                         o(  (_)  |
      3) Whales have hair.                        \  u   |_/
      4) Shave the whales!"          -Dogbert. [===L____|


I need a ascii of Dogbert. I particularly need a sig-sized ascii of 
dogbert.  (4-10 lines).

Dogbert Rules!

O-

In article <4q36e7$sm...@trumpet.aix.calpoly.edu> James T. Green,
jgr...@trumpet.aix.calpoly.edu writes:
>I need a ascii of Dogbert. I particularly need a sig-sized ascii of 
>dogbert.  (4-10 lines).
>
>Dogbert Rules!
>
>O-
 ^^
 ||
 ||  Hey!  You've already got one!


Ken

Krista Johanson wrote:
> 
> James T. Green wrote:
> >
> > I need a ascii of Dogbert. I particularly need a sig-sized ascii of
> > dogbert.  (4-10 lines).
> >
> > Dogbert Rules!
> >
> > O-
> 
> This one is kinda scrawny but here goes...
> 
>                                          ||  |
>                                        .'~\  /.
>                                      ()()__\/ ".
>                                      /*        "
>                                      |     //  |
>                                      |    ()   |
>                                      ".       ."
>                                        "..  ."\\
>                                          || |  ^
>                                         ((__)
> 
> P. S. If you think it's ugly don't blame me... it's not mine.

This looks like Thor, Dog of Thunder
-- 
Warlock of the Great Forest
"The black arts are called that for a reason."

O-                      ^
                       <O>
                      /   \  Fnord
                     /     \
                    /_______\

Krista Johanson <joh...@fox.nstn.ca> ASCII art 18 Jun 1996 00:00 · permalink
James T. Green wrote:
> 
> I need a ascii of Dogbert. I particularly need a sig-sized ascii of
> dogbert.  (4-10 lines).
> 
> Dogbert Rules!
> 
> O-


This one is kinda scrawny but here goes...

   					 ||  |
                                       .'~\  /.
                                     ()()__\/ ".
                                     /*        "
                                     |     //  |
                                     |    ()   |
                                     ".       ."
                                       "..  ."\\
                                         || |  ^
                                        ((__)

P. S. If you think it's ugly don't blame me... it's not mine.

onruG madA <gur...@cda.mrs.umn.edu> ASCII art 20 Jun 1996 00:00 · permalink
On Tue, 18 Jun 1996, Krista Johanson wrote:
> This one is kinda scrawny but here goes...

[dogbert ascii snipped]

> P. S. If you think it's ugly don't blame me... it's not mine.

This is a great day for me.  Someone used a bit of my art in reply to a 
post!  Alright!  Of course, they edited out the context AND my initials, 
but dammit, someone used something of mine!  Yes!  I am now legit!  
Woo-hoo!  Hand over the "Official Ascii Artist" plaque right now, baby!  
Woo-hoo!
	For those of you who were curious, here is the whole group of 
Dilbert ascii art that I posted a while back.


        (~'~~'~~'~~)
         |        |  What's wrong, Dogbert?
         |        |    /
         |       ~|~                         _ __
         |-------())                        ||  | 
         (        _)                      .'~\  /. I'm a horrible ascii
         |        |                     ()()__\/ ". /  drawing!
         |        |                     /*        "
         ''..     |                     |     //  |
         |'..'---_/\                    |    ()   |
        /    ''---|| /\                 ".       ."
       /     \    \\/\/                   "..  ."\\
       |  \  /     \_/                      || |  ^
       |   \/\\    | \                     ((__)      -ABG 


               .-'''-.
             .~       \
          _\/___________
           (    |   |\  |
            |   |___|_|_|
            |       __ |
            |       \/ |    OOOO
            |          |    (  )
            ========()==     | |
           /        /\  \--;_| |
          /         /|   | |__/
         /_____/ __/ |   |-|
          /    ~~  ) |   |
      ((  ~------..)/    |
           |         |   |
           |         |   /
           \_________|__/__
            |              \
            \               |
             \__________    |            -ABG
                  |    /   /
                  |   /   /
                  |  /___/
                 /   /_/..
                 |  /     ~'-
                 |  ----..   )
                 |    |   ~~~
                 |____|
                  |__|
                  /  '-----.
                  |________/




          _   _
         {{} {}} 
        {{}}{{}}
       {{{}}}{{}}
      {{{}}}}^^^^-.
        |      ~~ ~~  
       |@       ' '|  Work Smarter, not harder...
        |        --.  /
        |        __'         _______
        |        O |        |       |
        ''';.......         |       |
        """'..()...|______.---,     |
       /  \\  /\  //      | |~      |
      /    || | | || _____| |       |
     /     \\/  \//  |     -|_______|
     |      \\..//   |      
     |       \\//    |                       -ABG


	Alrighty then, I'm gonna go and celebrate!  And as for you, get 
back to work. 8^)

ps. One more thing.  I also posted some in the style of the dogbert from 
the DNRC letter (O-)

O=[[]         <- Dilbert working at his terminal.
-O=[[]        <- Dogbert making millions at insider stock trading.

	Later!

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
Adam Gurno                              gur...@cda.mrs.umn.edu
Csci Major @ the UofMinn-Morris '97     Happily making some of the worst
Unix Junkie                             ascii art ever known.

In article <Pin...@cda.mrs.umn.edu>,
onruG madA <gur...@cda.mrs.umn.edu> wrote:

> This is a great day for me.  Someone used a bit of my art in reply to a 
> post!  Alright!  Of course, they edited out the context AND my initials, 
> but dammit, someone used something of mine!  Yes!  I am now legit!  
> Woo-hoo!  Hand over the "Official Ascii Artist" plaque right now, baby!  
> Woo-hoo!
>         For those of you who were curious, here is the whole group of 
> Dilbert ascii art that I posted a while back.

Great job Adam!

-- 
Jim Catalano
Home:Jim...@ari.net
Work:JCa...@lmi.org

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 22 Jun 1996 00:00 · permalink
To Adam Gurno!
 
     *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
     *      ___ ___ ____ __  ___ __  ___  __       *
     *     /   \  -:  -:   :/  _\  :/   \:  :      *
     *     : | : .='  .='  :  :_   :  |  :  :_     *
     *     \___/_: :__: :__:\___/__:__.__:____:    *
     *            ___   ___ ___ __ __              *
     *           /   \ / __/  _\  :  :             *
     *          :  |  :\__ \ :_   :  :             *
     *          :__.__:/___/___/__:__:             *
     *       ___  ____  ______ __  ___ ______      *
     *      /   \:     \_    _:  :/ __/_    _:     *
     *     :  |  :  -  / :  : :  :\__ \ :  :       *
     *     :__.__:__:\_\ :__: :__:/___/ :__:       *
     *                                             *
     *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~spunk

Congratulations!!!

                ___ ___ _ _ _  _ _  _  _ _ _ _              /
ooooooooooooooo/ __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |SPUNK1111   / \
 ~~ ~~ ~/\O ~^ \__ \  _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |@juno.com  <')_=<
~^~ ^~"~  ~~ ~~/___/_| \___/_|\_|_|\_\|_|_|_|_| @aol.com   \_/
ooooooooooooooo      *****joan*stark*****                   \

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 23 Jun 1996 00:00 · permalink
onruG madA (gur...@cda.mrs.umn.edu) wrote:
>On Tue, 18 Jun 1996, Krista Johanson wrote:
>> This one is kinda scrawny but here goes...
>
>[dogbert ascii snipped]
>
>> P. S. If you think it's ugly don't blame me... it's not mine.
>
>This is a great day for me.  Someone used a bit of my art in reply to a 
>post!  Alright!  Of course, they edited out the context AND my initials, 
>but dammit, someone used something of mine!  Yes!  I am now legit!  
>Woo-hoo!  Hand over the "Official Ascii Artist" plaque right now, baby!  
>Woo-hoo!
>	For those of you who were curious, here is the whole group of 
>Dilbert ascii art that I posted a while back.
>
>
>        (~'~~'~~'~~)
>         |        |  What's wrong, Dogbert?
>         |        |    /
>         |       ~|~                         _ __
>         |-------())                        ||  | 
>         (        _)                      .'~\  /. I'm a horrible ascii
>         |        |                     ()()__\/ ". /  drawing!
>         |        |                     /*        "
>         ''..     |                     |     //  |
>         |'..'---_/\                    |    ()   |
>        /    ''---|| /\                 ".       ."
>       /     \    \\/\/                   "..  ."\\
>       |  \  /     \_/                      || |  ^
>       |   \/\\    | \                     ((__)      -ABG 
>
>
>               .-'''-.
>             .~       \
>          _\/___________
>           (    |   |\  |
>            |   |___|_|_|
>            |       __ |
>            |       \/ |    OOOO
>            |          |    (  )
>            ========()==     | |
>           /        /\  \--;_| |
>          /         /|   | |__/
>         /_____/ __/ |   |-|
>          /    ~~  ) |   |
>      ((  ~------..)/    |
>           |         |   |
>           |         |   /
>           \_________|__/__
>            |              \
>            \               |
>             \__________    |            -ABG
>                  |    /   /
>                  |   /   /
>                  |  /___/
>                 /   /_/..
>                 |  /     ~'-
>                 |  ----..   )
>                 |    |   ~~~
>                 |____|
>                  |__|
>                  /  '-----.
>                  |________/
>
>
>
>
>          _   _
>         {{} {}} 
>        {{}}{{}}
>       {{{}}}{{}}
>      {{{}}}}^^^^-.
>        |      ~~ ~~  
>       |@       ' '|  Work Smarter, not harder...
>        |        --.  /
>        |        __'         _______
>        |        O |        |       |
>        ''';.......         |       |
>        """'..()...|______.---,     |
>       /  \\  /\  //      | |~      |
>      /    || | | || _____| |       |
>     /     \\/  \//  |     -|_______|
>     |      \\..//   |      
>     |       \\//    |                       -ABG
>
>
>	Alrighty then, I'm gonna go and celebrate!  And as for you, get 
>back to work. 8^)
>
>ps. One more thing.  I also posted some in the style of the dogbert from 
>the DNRC letter (O-)
>
>O=[[]         <- Dilbert working at his terminal.
>-O=[[]        <- Dogbert making millions at insider stock trading.

>+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
>Adam Gurno                              gur...@cda.mrs.umn.edu
>Csci Major @ the UofMinn-Morris '97     Happily making some of the worst
>Unix Junkie                             ascii art ever known.


Woo-hoo to yoo too !  


Now you have identified yourself I have added you to my Uncanonical 
List of Ascii Artists and if you care to fill in a New Surfers 
Licence ( courtesy of David Au ) I'll include your picture in my 
Uncanonical Gallery of Ascii Artists.  Hah !  


============================================================================ 

                    Uncanonical List of Ascii Artists
 
============================================================================ 


Some people are just prolific contributors, each with their own 
style. I hate to rank them and here are a few that I remember for 
their input, in no particular order:

Thor and Valkyrie         Lyle Murphy        Philip Kaulfuss
Gilo                      Suzy Oviatt        Bungle
Normand Veilleux          Tua Xiong          Daniel Au
Juergen Jacubowski        F.C. Catalyst      Mike Jittlov
Lennert Stock             David Issel        Felix (Cats) Lee :-)
Allen Mullen              Randy Ransom       Chevalier ( Nicolas Abesdris )
Tantris ( T. Palermo )    Paul Fawcett       Bob Allison ( Scarecrow )
Colin Douthwaite (cfbd)   Christopher        Rowan Crawford ( Row )
Brian Odom                Q-ris              Targon ( Ed Wisniewski )
James                     Meindert de Jong   Phoenix ( Roy Sussman )
Rosemary Lyndall Wemm     J. Melusky         Mike Rosulek
William Towle (WILLS)     Seal do Mar        Gary Nass ( GGN )
Tina Louise Hesman        DR J               Jurcy Wang
Win Kang                  Brent Hughes       Joey Millison
Thorsten Klein            Felix Mariposa     Joseph Larson
Alessio Roberti Vittory   mikey              Jeffrey Davi Verzak
Weslie Leung              Jorn Barger        Sophie Davies (SKYDANCER)
Mark Anthony Balzer       papajohnny         Koshy George 
Adam Gurno -ADG

                    " THEY COME AND THEY GO ! "


=================  From: "Daniel C. Au" <dca...@nwu.edu>  ===============

From: "Daniel C. Au" <dca...@nwu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
Subject: Line: NSL Template
Date: Mon, 10 Jun 1996 13:45:52 -0700
Message-ID: <31B...@nwu.edu>

Well, I just thought it was about time to post the Net Surfers' 
Licenses once again to stimulate the newsgroup a little bit.  The 
Licenses are made for fun, just so people can put a face to the 
various posters on the net.  For those of you who are recent to the 
group, please try your hand at making a characture of yourself to 
include in the collection.  Mail your license to me at 
<dca...@nwu.edu> or you can post to the newsgroup, although I don't 
check very often any more since I'll be working in the hospital this 
summer.  Best thing to do is to post to the newsgroup and CC it to 
me as well so I get a copy.  The template is below.  

         ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\____________________
        //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   I\  |  ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
       I:                    | I \ | (__  |     O f f i c i a l    :I
       I:                    | I  \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I
       I:                    | <-><-><-><-> exp. ____ <-><-><-><-> :I
       I:                    |                      ^- when you    :I
       I:--------------------|Name:              graduate/account  :I
       I:  Draw your photo   |Email:               expires, etc.   :I
       I:       here!        |                                     :I
       I:--------------------| [Any other info you want included]  :I
       I:                    |                                     :I
       I:                    |   See the collection of samples.    :I
       I:                    |                                     :I
        *____________________|_____________________________________*
                         \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/

I'll be updating the list as time continues, and posting it every 
few weeks or so to the newsgroups.  

Regards,

           ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\____________________
         //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   I\  |  ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
        I:     /'~~~~~~~\|/   | I \ | (__  |     O f f i c i a l    :I
        I:  ,/'     ____ `\   | I  \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I
        I: |   ,,__/    '| \  | <-><-><-><-> exp. 6/98 <-><-><-><-> :I
        I:,|_./___   ___ |  | |                                     :I
        I:  |-(__.)-(.__)`|,' |Name: Daniel C. Au                   :I
        I: (|      _      |)  |Email: dca...@nwu.edu                  :I
        I:  |             |   |School: Northwestern Univ Med School :I
        I:   `\   `--'   /'   |Location: Chicago, Illinois          :I
        I:     |\______/|     |Designation: 3rd Year Med Student    :I
        I:    |\________/|    |Eye color: brown; Hair color: black  :I
        I:    \----------/    |URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau:I
         *____________________|_____________________________________*
                         \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/


==========================================================================


Bye,

James T. Green wrote:
> 
> I need a ascii of Dogbert. I particularly need a sig-sized ascii of
> dogbert.  (4-10 lines).                        ^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^               ^^
  Before entering a .sig in the upper end of that range, you will need
to reboot your laptop.  Remember, you do so by holding it upside down
over your head and shaking it.

-- 
Steve Brinich ste...@access.digex.net      If the government wants us
 PGP:89B992BBE67F7B2F64FDF2EA14374C3E           to respect the law
 http://www.access.digex.net/~steve-b     it should set a better example

Stephen Brinich  <ste...@access.digex.net> wrote:
>James T. Green wrote:
>> 
>> I need a ascii of Dogbert. I particularly need a sig-sized ascii of
>> dogbert.  (4-10 lines).                        ^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^               ^^
>  Before entering a .sig in the upper end of that range, you will need
>to reboot your laptop.  Remember, you do so by holding it upside down
>over your head and shaking it.

I'm not flexible enough to hold my lap above my head and shake 
it...although I have seen some stage acts able to do that...

0-

"It has always been my goal to become                    ,---.
 Supreme Ruler of Earth . . . but lately I've been      CO-|| |
 wondering if you dolts are worthy of my leadership."   O  || |A
                  O- Dogbert -O                         |   Q  /
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-// /"""'
 James Thomas Green /|*|\ jgr...@trumpet.calpoly.edu  `'`'
\______{-: http://www.calpoly.edu/~jgreen :-}_______/

Stephen Brinich (ste...@access.digex.net) wrote:
: James T. Green wrote:
: > 
: > I need a ascii of Dogbert. I particularly need a sig-sized ascii of
: > dogbert.  (4-10 lines).                        ^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^               ^^
:   Before entering a .sig in the upper end of that range, you will need
: to reboot your laptop.  Remember, you do so by holding it upside down
: over your head and shaking it.


I thought you were supposed to put all the parts in a paper bag,
go out in your front yard, wave the bag over your head and
SCREAM like a chicken (ala Dick VanDyke ;-)


--
Tad McClellan       SGML Document Consultant

Mike Lairson <mik...@earthlink.net> ASCII art 27 Jun 1996 00:00 · permalink
Tad Jeffrey Mcclellan wrote:
> 
> Stephen Brinich (ste...@access.digex.net) wrote:
> : James T. Green wrote:
> : >
> : > I need a ascii of Dogbert. I particularly need a sig-sized ascii of
> : > dogbert.  (4-10 lines).                        ^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^               ^^
> :   Before entering a .sig in the upper end of that range, you will need
> : to reboot your laptop.  Remember, you do so by holding it upside down
> : over your head and shaking it.

You mean like the one in my sig?

Mike

-- 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*   Building a Better Life       _____    *
* by Stealing Office Supplies   /      \  *
*                             (()--|  ||  *
*        Mike Lairson       _  @   |__||  *
*                          (_`_\ (_|   /  *
*   mik...@earthlink.net   (_`__,_____,_\ *
*                                         *
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

About this thread. These messages were posted publicly to the newsgroup alt.ascii-art in 1996 and are mirrored here unchanged as part of the Historic Archives – only email addresses are masked. The artwork and text belong to their original authors: if you copy a piece, keep the artist's initials or signature intact and credit them where you can. Are you one of the authors? Contact us to get your posts attributed, connected to your artist profile, or removed.