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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Aug 2003.
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Nerd Boy, episode 423

Nerd Boy, episode 423

alt.ascii-art · 11 messages · 19 Aug 2003 - 25 Aug 2003
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 19 Aug 2003 21:55 · permalink · report
  Trying Something Silly Will
   Only Make Your Inevitable
     Death More Painful.  ` ___         I.. I just thought you
                            \_=|      might wanna see a card trick
                            /  |        ,  before your k-k-k-kill me.
                       _   /   |      OO
                      /(_.'    |    []-)).
     _________________`.       | ____ dd _____________________



                .. I'll Allow It.
                          ` ___
                            \_=|
                            /  |
                           /   |      OO
                        _.'    |   []-||
            ________ .-'       | ____ dd ________________



 SECONDS LATER...

                      Ged Him! Add Hepp Me Ged Dese
                   ___ ,   Cadds Oud Ob My Mouf!
                  |<_/
                  |  \   _             _    _    _
                  |   `-'/__          |/_  |/_  |/_
                  |       <_          \/|  \/|  \/|
jg                |      _.-`         /|   /|   /|



----
I just discovered that each time I've finished an NB strip
(at least lately), I sigh as I open the "Save as..." dialog.
I don't know what it is: A sigh of relief? Of happiness?
Does anyone else do that when they've finished something?

This strip is kind of a landmark in that it's the first one
to feature a facial expression on the evil cloak guy. By the
way, I wish I had some kind of prize to give to the first
person who spots the movie reference in this strip.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Ford Prefect Turbo <noe...@all.ever> ASCII art 19 Aug 2003 22:54 · permalink · report
"Joaquim G�ndara" wrote in message ...
|
|  SECONDS LATER...
|
|                       Ged Him! Add Hepp Me Ged Dese
|                    ___ ,   Cadds Oud Ob My Mouf!
|                   |<_/
|                   |  \   _             _    _    _
|                   |   `-'/__          |/_  |/_  |/_
|                   |       <_          \/|  \/|  \/|
| jg                |      _.-`         /|   /|   /|
|
|

| way, I wish I had some kind of prize to give to the first
| person who spots the movie reference in this strip.
|
It reminds me of a cross between Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure (or was
it the other one?) and a Carry On film.

Am I close?

Ob Ascii - Telephone box

 ____
/____\
|[][]|
|[][]|
|====|
|[][]|
|[][]|

Ford Prefect Turbo

Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 20 Aug 2003 10:19 · permalink · report
"Ford Prefect Turbo" <noe...@all.ever> skrev i meddelandet
 news:%Sx0b.16540$yl6...@newsfep4-winn.server.ntli.net
<snip>
> It reminds me of a cross between Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure (or was
> it the other one?) and a Carry On film.

Really? Interesting, I wasn't going for that at all.

> Am I close?

Nope, sorry. The reference is in a certain panel; not the one you quoted.
However, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is one of my favourite films,
so I guess I'd give you some kind of second prize, if I had one. :)

> Ob Ascii - Telephone box
>
>  ____
> /____\
> |[][]|
> |[][]|
> |====|
> |[][]|
> |[][]|

Looks like a big house to me. Let's set it on fire.

      ,##
      ##"
     ",'
 _`,'/_ *fwoosh!*
/__`_.-
|[][]|
|[][]|
|====|  oh no! my baby is still in there!
|[][]|   someone save my baby! please!
|[][]|    .

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

>>It reminds me of a cross between Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure (or was
>>it the other one?) and a Carry On film.
> 
> 
> Really? Interesting, I wasn't going for that at all.
> 
> 
>>Am I close?
> 
> 
> Nope, sorry. The reference is in a certain panel; not the one you quoted.
> However, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is one of my favourite films,
> so I guess I'd give you some kind of second prize, if I had one. :)

Ever since you posted this yesterday I have had this nagging feeling,
that I have seen this scene before ..somewhere ..

 >                 .. I'll Allow It.
 >                           ` ___
 >                             \_=|
 >                             /  |
 >                            /   |      OO
 >                         _.'    |   []-||
 >             ________ .-'       | ____ dd ________________

But I cannot remember where , it just strikes me as very familar and this 
annoys the crap out of me.

It's the memory of someone else being in a hard to escape situation and ask 
the bad guy for a wish and he replies "I'll Allow It" after first thinking 
about it for a second or two.

Please tell .. I can't take it anymore.

Markus Möbs <mar...@freenet.de> ASCII art 20 Aug 2003 11:37 · permalink · report
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
 > Ever since you posted this yesterday I have had this nagging
feeling,
> that I have seen this scene before ..somewhere ..
> 
>  >                 .. I'll Allow It.
>  >                           ` ___
>  >                             \_=|
>  >                             /  |
>  >                            /   |      OO
>  >                         _.'    |   []-||
>  >             ________ .-'       | ____ dd ________________
> 
> But I cannot remember where , it just strikes me as very familar and this 
> annoys the crap out of me.
> 
> It's the memory of someone else being in a hard to escape situation and ask 
> the bad guy for a wish and he replies "I'll Allow It" after first thinking 
> about it for a second or two.
> 
> Please tell .. I can't take it anymore.

Mills Lane? MTV Celebrity Deathmatch?

:wq

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-+- <[no...@hotmail.com> 20 Aug 2003 22:18 · permalink · report
"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
news:bhu6cq$2m4qh$1...@ID-102694.news.uni-berlin.de...
>
>   Trying Something Silly Will
>    Only Make Your Inevitable
>      Death More Painful.  ` ___         I.. I just thought you
>                             \_=|      might wanna see a card trick
>                             /  |        ,  before your k-k-k-kill me.
>                        _   /   |      OO
>                       /(_.'    |    []-)).
>      _________________`.       | ____ dd _____________________
>
...

... By the
> way, I wish I had some kind of prize to give to the first
> person who spots the movie reference in this strip.
>
> -- 
>  OO  Joaquim G�ndara
> .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
>  bb  jg
>
>

I've heard that before. "Trying Something Silly Will Only Make Your
Inevitable Death More Painful." But my frazzled tired brain won't tell me.
For some reason I'm thinking 'phone booth', but that's probably cos i saw it
today. Give me a clue?

-+-

"-+-" <[no-spam(remove-to-mail-me)]Cha...@hotmail.com>
 skrev i meddelandet news:bi0s3s$n68$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk
<snip>
> I've heard that before. "Trying Something Silly Will Only Make Your
> Inevitable Death More Painful." But my frazzled tired brain won't tell me.
> For some reason I'm thinking 'phone booth', but that's probably cos i saw it
> today. Give me a clue?

OK, since no one seems to be getting this, I'll offer a few clues. The
first clue is that you're looking at the right panel. Second clue is
that the film has some connection with Monty Python. Now it should be
painfully obvious.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Ford Prefect Turbo <noe...@all.ever> ASCII art 20 Aug 2003 22:46 · permalink · report
"Joaquim G�ndara" wrote in message ...

| first clue is that you're looking at the right panel. Second clue is
| that the film has some connection with Monty Python. Now it should be
| painfully obvious.
|
I'm confused as to whether I should be saying Ni Ni Ni!  or Ekki Ekki
Ekki Pertangggg!

Ford Prefect Turbo

Ob Ascii - Grail

   _________
  |o^o^o^o^o|
  {   _!_   }
   \   !   /
    `.   .'
      )=(
     ( + )
      ) (
  .--'   `--.
  `---------'
hjw

> | first clue is that you're looking at the right panel. Second clue is
> | that the film has some connection with Monty Python. Now it should be
> | painfully obvious.
> |
> I'm confused as to whether I should be saying Ni Ni Ni!  or Ekki Ekki
> Ekki Pertangggg!
> 
> Ford Prefect Turbo
> 
> Ob Ascii - Grail
> 
>    _________
>   |o^o^o^o^o|
>   {   _!_   }
>    \   !   /
>     `.   .'
>       )=(
>      ( + )
>       ) (
>   .--'   `--.
>   `---------'
> hjw

Neat grail .. but the purpose of the Obascii is to promote the making of new 
and original art..

Still you're very welcome to throw this into conversion as a regular image.

I still can't remember the scene .. But I love Monty Python so it's 
extremely likely that I have seen it.

While we are on the subject .. I'd like to request an image of a swallow ;)

Anonymous <gue...@guest.net> ASCII art 21 Aug 2003 08:14 · permalink · report
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote in message <3f43ff40$0$48912$edf...@dtext02.news.tele.dk>...
>> | first clue is that you're looking at the right panel. Second clue is
>> | that the film has some connection with Monty Python. Now it should be
>> | painfully obvious.
>> |
>> I'm confused as to whether I should be saying Ni Ni Ni!  or Ekki Ekki
>> Ekki Pertangggg!

:O)

>While we are on the subject .. I'd like to request an image of a swallow ;)

Would that be a European swallow or an African swallow ?

With, or without coconuts?


obascii: Coconut Palm
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   "--..__ :    "--.._
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          :  :
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           :"":
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Brave Sir Robin ran away!  (No!)
He bravely ran away, away!  (I never!)

When danger reared its' ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled  (It's all lies!)

And He chickened out
And He buggered off  (I never did!)

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 25 Aug 2003 08:45 · permalink · report
"Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" <new...@ceejay.cjb.REMOVE_TO_REPLYnet> skrev
i meddelandet news:3f43ff40$0$48912$edf...@dtext02.news.tele.dk
> > | first clue is that you're looking at the right panel. Second clue is
> > | that the film has some connection with Monty Python.

> > I'm confused as to whether I should be saying Ni Ni Ni!  or Ekki Ekki
> > Ekki Pertangggg!

> I still can't remember the scene .. But I love Monty Python so it's
> extremely likely that I have seen it.

Well, it's not strictly Monty Python. However, since no one is getting
it, here's the complete quote: "Oh no! It's K-k-k-ken, c-c-c-coming to
k-k-k-kill me! (laugh)" One of my favourite scenes of all time, from
A fish called Wanda.


obascii:

  .---._/|
 (_ '  _(
  `---' \|

A fish that might or might not be called Wanda.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

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