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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Apr 1996.
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alt.ascii-art · 7 messages · 6 Apr 1996 - 28 May 1996
Could someone post naked pics of
guys having intercourse?? I would like to see
some people in ascii having sex.
thanx

che...@aol.com

It figures that something like this would come from AOL ...

Pelun Chen (che...@aol.com) writes:
> Could someone post naked pics of
> guys having intercourse?? I would like to see
> some people in ascii having sex.
> thanx
> 
> che...@aol.com


--
#####    |\^/|     Colin R. Leech                ag4...@freenet.carleton.ca
##### _|\|   |/|_  Civil engineer by training, transport planner by choice.
##### >         <  Opinions are my own. Consider them shareware if you want.
#####  >_./|\._<   "If you can't return a favour, pass it on." - A.L. Brown

Pelun Chen wrote:
> 
> Could someone post naked pics of
> guys having intercourse?? I would like to see
> some people in ascii having sex.
> thanx
> 
> che...@aol.com

Translation:  I can't get anything in Binaries to UUDECODE.  

Thats OK.  Keep watching.  That kind of stuff pops up fairly often.

Jon

PS  I have a copy of a gif to ascii converter named ascgif.  It was given 
to me by a friend, but there is no text file with the exe and the author 
is not identified by the program.  Anybody know who wrote it?

You aree one sick puppy if you get your rocks off by drooling over stuff like
that.  If you gotta stare at something to get off, go buy a Playboy, or whatever
you gottta get.  BTW: Grow up too!

In article <316...@aol.com>, Pelun Chen <che...@aol.com> writes:
> Could someone post naked pics of
> guys having intercourse?? I would like to see
> some people in ascii having sex.
> thanx
> 
> che...@aol.com

	"The price of freedom is always high,
	and Americans have always paid,
	and one path we shall never choose,
	and that is the path of sure submission."

	-+- John F. Kennedy

No <N...@No.Com> ASCII art 21 Apr 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
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urw...@cc.memphis.edu (INDY ORION TAITA) wrote:

>You aree one sick puppy if you get your rocks off by drooling over stuff like
>that.  If you gotta stare at something to get off, go buy a Playboy, or whatever
>you gottta get.  BTW: Grow up too!

>In article <316...@aol.com>, Pelun Chen <che...@aol.com> writes:
>> Could someone post naked pics of
>> guys having intercourse?? I would like to see
>> some people in ascii having sex.
>> thanx
>> 
>> che...@aol.com

>	"The price of freedom is always high,
>	and Americans have always paid,
>	and one path we shall never choose,
>	and that is the path of sure submission."

>	-+- John F. Kennedy

: >In article <316...@aol.com>, Pelun Chen <che...@aol.com> writes:
: >> Could someone post naked pics of
: >> guys having intercourse?? I would like to see
: >> some people in ascii having sex.
: >> thanx
: >> 
: >> che...@aol.com

Heh... it had to be AOL...
btw, here is my aasci rendition of a breast, complete with nipple:

                 }

And in the same vein, here's my picture of... no, on second thoughts I
don't think anyone really wants to see that...

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  King Trevor S Greenberg NEBO Prime II - hak...@aardvark.apana.org.au
     Post Office Box 2042 Caulfield Junction 3161 Victoria Australia
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Weible <wei...@aol.com> ASCII art 28 May 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <4obarj$dv...@panther.apana.org.au>, hak...@aardvark.apana.org.au
(King Trevor S Greenberg NEBO Prime II) writes:

>: >In article <316...@aol.com>, Pelun Chen <che...@aol.com>
writes:
>: >> Could someone post naked pics of
>: >> guys having intercourse?? I would like to see
>: >> some people in ascii having sex.
>: >> thanx
>: >> 
>: >> che...@aol.com
>
>Heh... it had to be AOL...
>btw, here is my aasci rendition of a breast, complete with nipple:
>
>                 }
>
>And in the same vein, here's my picture of... no, on second thoughts I
>don't think anyone really wants to see that...
>
>

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 Dear:

  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [X] Loser         
  [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer
  [ ] Me too er               [X] Pervert         [ ] Geek
  [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
  [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person


 You Are Being Flamed Because:

  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You don't know which group to post in
  [ ] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
  [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
  [ ] You crossposted
  [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
  [ ] You posted racism shit
  [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
  [ ] I think you might be a fed
  [X] You make the rest of use AOLers look bad


 To Repent, You Must:

  [X] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
  [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the f****** FAQ
  [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
  [X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test


 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [X] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
  [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or f*** off
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [ ] All of the above

End of Flame.

Have a nice day,


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Christopher Weible                     /_________________
Wei...@aol.com                  <=====| _________________>
The...@msn.com                    \
[Let the wicked fear the fist of God]

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