Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Jul 1997.
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alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 6 Jul 1997
THIS LETTER WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE MOST WIDELY MAILED E-MAIL MESSAGE EVER. HOWEVER, IF ALL GOES AS PLANNED - WE'RE ABOUT TO SET A LOT OF PEOPLE STRAIGHT ABOUT THE BS OF "GETTING RICH ON THE NET" WE PLAN TO SETTLE THIS ISSUE ONCE AND FOR ALL - AND HOPEFULLY END A LOT OF SPAM BS... Read on... Angered Private Detective/Legal Investigative Research Pro Proves The Validity of His $200,000 A Day Program... "The Ultimate Virtual World War Game!" The Good People of Planet Earth Won't Tolerate Electronic Terrorism - Child Pornography - Stalking - or The Violation to the Right To Free Enterprise.� So You Now Have A War People - Take Sides - The War is ON!" - The Ultimate "Virtual World War" - Electronic Warfare!" � By: R. M. Morris For once, the "Internet Cops" launched an attack against a man they terribly underestimated. �"Wannabe Hacks Attacked - The Millionaire's P. I. - MADE THEIR BIGGEST MISTAKE!" Michael E. Enlow, one of the world's leading "technology marekting advisors" and one who had always taught at his seminars not to spam was attacked by a group of "want-to-be" - "self appointed Internet cops" once they learned of his marketing reputation via use of the Internet.�� HOWEVER - there was a lot they didn't know! What they didn't know was his prior career was a rather lengthy (and very successful) practice as a Legal Investigator, for many of Americas most reputable attorneys, with an incredible talent of creative investigation, and winning... He isn't one to lie down and tolerate blatant illegal terrorism and abuse. "Electronic terrorist" attacks, including ping storms, mail-bombs, threats of bodily harm, theft of service, e-mail porno images, public display of morbidity, sodomy, of his copyrighted materials are both civil wrongs and crimes - on or off the net. Unfortunately, since there is no world wide way to prosecution these kind of crimes successfully, Enlow has leveraged... He set out to settle the score. Well, needless to say, it was quite an ordeal - receiving reviews in Wired and other media, but all biased since he was accused of being a habitual spammer - a lie from the beginning. One of his employees, asked how to make money for giving gifts to the needy children in a number of newsgroups, and Enlow admits he did a slight amount of targeted marketing by posting a small number of newsgroups, but nothing to justify the terroristic acts against his company. Mr. Enlow�s incredible concept of diversification, has now paved the way for many people with a bit of "entrepreneur spirit" and good ideas, good products, to capitalize like never before. Mr. Enlow has built a team of marketing advisors, and mirror sites around the world, contributing a bit over 1.2 million dollars in assets to the project. The enterprises are positioned to take your product or service to the world - with minimal risk to you. Using his network of an undisclosed number of World Wide Web sites, you could expose your product or service to millions of people a day - people from many lands, who can often learn all about you, your product and service in their native tongue - by his translators. (Few translate to reach the global market - a stupid marketing mistake.) Programmers, skilled technical support people who can use remote control software to repair software problems for others, software developers, hardware manufacturers, and even the smaller entrepreneur looking for low budget exposure, you now have an outlet for reaching the world with your products and services through this incredible "marketing machine." Sitting on the back of the famous, Sea Hunt, Mr. Enlow coined the phrase "electronic marketing," back in the early �90�s. He's shared the platform with many nationally acclaimed speakers in business, and leads the field in helping entrepreneurs and business owners discover profit centers and innovative uses of technology and information to achieve their dreams. He's received raving reviews by many of the world's greatest marketing minds as the founder of "The Marketing Breakthrough of the Century." One of the most impacting things about his advisory practice is: HE IS THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW who is willing to work with no up-front fee - and only take his profit from the additional profits he can make you... THIS IN ITSELF SETS HIM APART FROM THE ALL THOSE with "get rich quick programs." Although you may not have asked for this email, HE GUARANTEES he can help anyone find their passion, and develop it into a tangible or intangible profit center. His seminars pack at a price of an unbelievable $15,000. per person for one on one (limited attendance) special advisory services. Attendees have reported earnings of up to $300,000+ within weeks of attending these events. You owe it to yourself to take a look, since he is now doing more and more STRICT CONTINGENCY programs he calls his, "Pay as You Grow Program." Although you may be angered by this unsolicited message, do yourself a favor. STOP thinking microscopic... Mr. Enlow has proven time and time again - "Everyone has something the world needs, help them have it, and you'll enjoy greater success from a psychic, financial and spiritual level." Once you become familiar with his "Technology Business Marketing Techniques" you'll appreciate his stance. He's consistently taught the FULL MACRO USES OF INFORMATION, INTERNET, and LEVERAGE (how to get it on and off the net) to help achieve great success for his clients. You�ll see their testimonials while you�re at our Web site. Go by and at least give yourself a chance - do as Mr. Enlow has done - "beat the odds" and "break out of the box of institutional thinking." QUIT THE BS and use your education more profitably through leverage and creative techniques he�s developed for you - you'll read and hear all about at the site - with ongoing tutorials he offers for free. You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain... In fact, if you are unhappy once you see what we�re doing - you can then say we are like all the "hype artists" if you want. Our testimonials and the tens of thousands who�ve followed Mr. Enlow�s advice will differ with you. Then, we will know - it�s your paradigm, not our more than reasonable offer. Thanks for your time. P. S. When you stop by the site, we have a special FREE gift that is worth much more than the time it will take to come by. Just see the spinning FREE icon on the front page. Give yourself a chance, it pays well when you do - and it can literally change your life.� P. P .S. We know how many feel about the many offers on the net, so we're willing to pay you to prove the validity of what we�re promising. After all, the 'Net is loaded with cons selling BS. You have the right to be a skeptical - but not for much longer... Just click here:******* http://www.thethornco.com (C) Copyright 1997 - All rights reserved.� � � � �
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