Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Sep 2004.
Li'l Bastard No.5
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· 4 messages · 27 Sep 2004 - 28 Sep 2004
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In article <1gk...@microsoft.com>, Simon Williams wrote: > shut off because Mom spent | :||:||:|| > her whole welfare cheque | :||:||:|| > on smack again... | :||:||:|| > | :||:||:|| > On the other hand, Mom wouldn't have sprogged you, you little bastard, if she hadn't been giving 'straight without' in the RLD to pay for the next fix. If I were you, I'd think about what she'll sell when she's got no milk and her pussy is as loose as a goose. Swallow, you little bastard. ["RLD" = Red Light District] Do we have Tran's back-story coming out here? -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
In <VA....@abuse.demon.co.uk.invalidated>, Aidan Karley wrote: >In article <1gk...@microsoft.com>, Simon >Williams wrote: >> shut off because Mom spent | :||:||:|| >> her whole welfare cheque | :||:||:|| >> on smack again... | :||:||:|| >> | :||:||:|| >> > On the other hand, Mom wouldn't have sprogged you, you little >bastard, if she hadn't been giving 'straight without' in the RLD to pay >for the next fix. > If I were you, I'd think about what she'll sell when she's got >no milk and her pussy is as loose as a goose. Swallow, you little >bastard. > ["RLD" = Red Light District] > > Do we have Tran's back-story coming out here? > You seem to be pretty well versed in "the trade" lingo there, Aidan. One can only speculate as to why...
In article <0po...@4ax.com>, Sharky wrote: > You seem to be pretty well versed in "the trade" lingo there, Aidan. One > can only speculate as to why... > Visit http://www.aberdeengirls.net/ , there's a glossary somewhere on the site. Well, there was last time I looked - something seems to be broken in the page generator. -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
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