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THE YANGSTEIN'S NEWSPAPER
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· 1 message · 22 Jun 1998
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[] The 'steins Copyright 980622 Pete Casso. []
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[] THE YANGSTEIN'S NEWSPAPER []
[] The newspaper for those who love the 'steins! []
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[] INFALLIBLE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE YIN-YANG TEMPLE []
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[] Popes Halostein, the First and Second, (> )>| and (> )>| []
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[] respectively, have compared notes to issue the following, []
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[] infallible announcement: []
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[] It is not true, that (.)x(.) and (> )> are horny mistresses. []
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[] It is true, that the Temple needs them to prepare holy food. []
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[] ('v') specializes in nourishing, holy omelettes []
[] (.)x(.) Recommended for the faithful in low income tax brackets []
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[] ( "> specializes in low calorie, holy cookies []
[] (> )> Recommended for the faithful in high income tax brackets []
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[] In the question and answer period right after the announcement, []
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[] AgonyAuntStein (> )> the leading sage of the Land of the []
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[] 'steins, commented that eaters of holy food may want to donate []
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[] lots and lots of 'stein dollars, regardless of their income tax []
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[] brackets, since the donations are income tax deductible. []
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[] Pope Halostein, the First (> )>| added that generous patrons []
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[] make an excellent investment for their next reincarnation. []
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[] Pope Halostein, the Second (> )>| nodded in agreement. []
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[] .oo Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! []
[] ( -) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ []
[] " " Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes []
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