Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 29 Oct 2002.
[Comic] Entrance, part 2
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· 5 messages · 29 Oct 2002 - 30 Oct 2002
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En|rance part 2. (c)2002 osfameron
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|I'm surprised that I'm so angry about |
|not knowing who I am. I wonder if this|
|is common? |
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I have seen two-horned | :
Venus travelling gently | |
in the sky. I have seen | |
valleys and mountains | ,,==._ ,,==._ |
on the Moon. | / ,-. `. / ,-. `. |
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I have known pleasure \ `-' ) `-' | `.
as man, and woman \ | | |
seen my own quickening \ | | |
reflected in my eyes, \ | .' |
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They asked me, hung in : | / _.-'
my cage, "what do you : ,' / ,'
want?" I told them | ,/ /
"To die" | / /
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The things I've seen, \ `. |
the things I've been | `----. |
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and yet. | ' ) |
I do not `. |
see your name | |
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As before, comments (and diddles) welcome.
Cheers,
osfameron
_.--- hakim spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > I have seen two-horned | : > Venus travelling gently | | > in the sky. I have seen | | > valleys and mountains | ,,==._ ,,==._ | > on the Moon. | / ,-. `. / ,-. `. | > | ' ({@}) . ' ({@}) |._ > I have known pleasure \ `-' ) `-' | `. > ... > As before, comments (and diddles) welcome. Well I am not offering any diddles but will comment on some rather nice duality in some non offensive poetry. Most people think they can write but it just turns out trite. You did very well here. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/16 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /nin/14b_the_fragile_right/05-Please.mp3 I am the need you: Now: /nin/14b_the_fragile_right/07-Complication.mp3 have for more : Fwd: nin/14b_the_fragile_right/06-StarFuckers_inc.mp3
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message news:<slrnarsk2b.knf.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a>... > _.--- hakim spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > > I have seen two-horned | : > > Venus travelling gently | | > > in the sky. I have seen | | > > valleys and mountains | ,,==._ ,,==._ | > > on the Moon. | / ,-. `. / ,-. `. | > > | ' ({@}) . ' ({@}) |._ > > I have known pleasure \ `-' ) `-' | `. > > ... > > As before, comments (and diddles) welcome. > > Well I am not offering any diddles but will comment on some rather > nice duality in some non offensive poetry. Most people think they can > write but it just turns out trite. You did very well here. Thanks! Of course the majority of this is sampled from various poems, some slightly modified, some left verbatim. I can't necessarily write, but I sure can steal! You can call this postmodernism, if you're feeling charitable ;-> (Maybe I should consider giving a prize to the first person who can attribute all the verses?)
Meanwhile, on Easter Island.....
I am the All-Knowing Great One.
What is your question?
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David Palmer wrote in message <30b...@posting.google.com>... >Meanwhile, on Easter Island..... > > I am the All-Knowing Great One. > What is your question? > ______ , > / \ > / \ > J__________L > |(____)(____)| > | /\ | > J / \ L > J / \ L Dude, where's my car? > | /______\ | ' > | ____________ | ## > J' `L [[# > | `------------' | .||> > | | dd >#################################################dp Hahahahahaha !! :O> LOL -- Graeme Porter -^-_ _ / [_][_]_:_ Proud owner of a 1978 /| _||_ v Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit | / \ | -=/=\\____//=\=jaa "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'" -- Anonymous
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