Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 9 Apr 1999.
The Complainer...
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 9 Apr 1999 - 18 Apr 1999
You know... this is pretty much what I overheard out in the
yard the other day. Sometimes I wonder about that kid... I
wonder if he's actually a product of my loins, or not......
________
file://_/==/_/ _ _
_______ file://| /| (_)_(_)
_________)_______\____//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-------.______________
/ ---------------------/"------------==o|-----------~~ \___.___\
\_ ________ / | _/>>>_>>>/
(__) / __ \ \ | _________ (_)___()___)
\==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_)
\_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | \_/_()____()/
____\ `/__\' / /_______________________ \ `/__\' / /________
`.______.'---' '. .'___.'
~~~~~~
_____________________________________________________________________
"Blah, blah, blah... I can
still hear Pop groaning!
"Why don't you help your
Old Man out, and wax her
up for me?"..."
, /
' __)_ /
(_(\_\ .
. /_o .) ________
_\o /_ file://_/==/_/ _ _
___ _ooo/\\__//\_//| /| (_)_(_)
__|wax|__)_________\__//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-------.______________
/ ---------------------/-------------==o|-----------~~ \___.___\
\_ ________ / | _/>>>_>>>/
(__) / __ \ \ | _________ (_)___()___)
\==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_)
\_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | \_/_()____()/
____\ `/__\' / /|__)____________________\ `/__\' / / ________
`.______.'---' '. .'___.'
~~~~~~
________________________________________________________________________
"Sure,... like I got nothin'
else to do with my life,
but help him!"
\
\ . _)_
/ \ .
________ (\___/)
file://_/==/_/ _ _ . _\ /_ `
_______ file://| /| (_)_(_) /\\___//\ _
_________)_______\____//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-----/ /) (\ \/_)~__
/ ---------------------/"------------==o|-----------\ \| | \_/_.___\
\_ ________ / | \_|___|_/>>>_>>>/
(__) / __ \ \ | _________| | |_)___()___)
\==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. | | | __[JRO]_)
\_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | | | | ()___()/
_____\ `/__\' / /________________________\ `/__\' | | | / _______
`.______.'---' '. .'|_|_|'
~~~~~~ (__|__)
___
|wax|
______________________________________________________________________
"Of course, I'm sucker
enough to fall for the
guilt trip he put on me."
\
\ _(_ .
/ \
. (\___/)_ '
/_\ /_/ _ _
_______ _ //\\___//\ (_)_(_)
_________)_______\__(_\/ /) (\ \_/_/____/__.-------.______________
/ ---------------------\_/-| |-\ \_==o|-----------~~ \___.___\
\_ ________ / |___| \__)~~| _/>>>_>>>/
(__) / __ \ \ | | | ~~~| _________ (_)___()___)
\==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\===| | |========|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_)
\_\ | () | |___________| | |____________/ | () | \_/_()____()/
____\ `/__\' / /______ | | | __________ \ `/__\' / /________
`.______.'---' |_|_| '. .'___.'
(__|__) ___ ~~~~~~
|wax|
_____________________________________________________________________
"Whew! Finished
at last."
\
\ __)_
(__(\\
________ ( o_o ) _
file://_/==/_/ _ _ _\ o /_ ( \
_______ file://| /| (_)_(_) /\\___//\/ /
_________)_______\____//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-----./_/)___(\__/____
/ ---------------------/"------------==o|-----------~~ \___.___\
\_ ________ / | _/>>>_>>>/
(__) / __ \ \ | _________ (_)___()___)
\==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_)
\_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | \_/_()____()/
____\ `/__\' / /_______________________ \ `/__\' / /|_______
`.______.'---' '. .'___.'__)
___ ~~~~~~
|wax|
_____________________________________________________________________
"I wouldn't mind so much, if only he'd
ask me to do something that made sense!
I can't think of anybody but the Old
Bastard, who'd bother to shine up an
ol' piece of junk like this!"
\
\ __(_
(__(\\
________ ( o_o )
file://_/==/_/ _ _ _\ o /_
_______ file://| /| (_)_(_) /\\___//\
_________)_______\____//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-----./_/)___(\_\_____
/ ---------------------/"------------==o|-----------~~ \___.___\
\_ ________ / | _/>>>_>>>/
(__) / __ \ \ | _________ (_)___()___)
\==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_)
\_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | \_/_()____()/
____\ `/__\' / /_______________________ \ `/__\' / /|_______
`.______.'---' '. .'___.'__)
___ ~~~~~~
|wax|
_____________________________________________________________________
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
Looks like you updated to OE 5.0 // problem at it's finest.
--
Peace,
Donovan
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JRO wrote in message <370e2ea9.0@206.103.97.91>...
>You know... this is pretty much what I overheard out in the
>yard the other day. Sometimes I wonder about that kid... I
>wonder if he's actually a product of my loins, or not......
>
>
>
>
>
> ________
> file://_/==/_/ _ _
> _______ file://| /| (_)_(_)
> _________)_______\____//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-------.______________
> / ---------------------/"------------==o|-----------~~ \___.___\
> \_ ________ / | _/>>>_>>>/
> (__) / __ \ \ | _________ (_)___()___)
> \==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_)
> \_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | \_/_()____()/
> ____\ `/__\' / /_______________________ \ `/__\' / /________
> `.______.'---' '. .'___.'
> ~~~~~~
>
> _____________________________________________________________________
>
>
>
> "Blah, blah, blah... I can
> still hear Pop groaning!
> "Why don't you help your
> Old Man out, and wax her
> up for me?"..."
> , /
> ' __)_ /
> (_(\_\ .
> . /_o .) ________
> _\o /_ file://_/==/_/ _ _
> ___ _ooo/\\__//\_//| /| (_)_(_)
> __|wax|__)_________\__//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-------.______________
> / ---------------------/-------------==o|-----------~~ \___.___\
> \_ ________ / | _/>>>_>>>/
> (__) / __ \ \ | _________ (_)___()___)
> \==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_)
> \_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | \_/_()____()/
> ____\ `/__\' / /|__)____________________\ `/__\' / / ________
> `.______.'---' '. .'___.'
> ~~~~~~
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
>
>
>
> "Sure,... like I got nothin'
> else to do with my life,
> but help him!"
> \
> \ . _)_
> / \ .
> ________ (\___/)
> file://_/==/_/ _ _ . _\ /_ `
> _______ file://| /| (_)_(_) /\\___//\ _
> _________)_______\____//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-----/ /) (\ \/_)~__
> / ---------------------/"------------==o|-----------\ \| | \_/_.___\
> \_ ________ / | \_|___|_/>>>_>>>/
> (__) / __ \ \ | _________| | |_)___()___)
> \==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. | | | __[JRO]_)
> \_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | | | | ()___()/
> _____\ `/__\' / /________________________\ `/__\' | | | / _______
> `.______.'---' '. .'|_|_|'
> ~~~~~~ (__|__)
> ___
> |wax|
> ______________________________________________________________________
>
>
>
>
> "Of course, I'm sucker
> enough to fall for the
> guilt trip he put on me."
> \
> \ _(_ .
> / \
> . (\___/)_ '
> /_\ /_/ _ _
> _______ _ //\\___//\ (_)_(_)
> _________)_______\__(_\/ /) (\ \_/_/____/__.-------.______________
> / ---------------------\_/-| |-\ \_==o|-----------~~ \___.___\
> \_ ________ / |___| \__)~~| _/>>>_>>>/
> (__) / __ \ \ | | | ~~~| _________ (_)___()___)
> \==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\===| | |========|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_)
> \_\ | () | |___________| | |____________/ | () | \_/_()____()/
> ____\ `/__\' / /______ | | | __________ \ `/__\' / /________
> `.______.'---' |_|_| '. .'___.'
> (__|__) ___ ~~~~~~
> |wax|
> _____________________________________________________________________
>
>
>
> "Whew! Finished
> at last."
> \
> \ __)_
> (__(\\
> ________ ( o_o ) _
> file://_/==/_/ _ _ _\ o /_ ( \
> _______ file://| /| (_)_(_) /\\___//\/ /
> _________)_______\____//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-----./_/)___(\__/____
> / ---------------------/"------------==o|-----------~~ \___.___\
> \_ ________ / | _/>>>_>>>/
> (__) / __ \ \ | _________ (_)___()___)
> \==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_)
> \_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | \_/_()____()/
> ____\ `/__\' / /_______________________ \ `/__\' / /|_______
> `.______.'---' '. .'___.'__)
> ___ ~~~~~~
> |wax|
> _____________________________________________________________________
>
>
>
> "I wouldn't mind so much, if only he'd
> ask me to do something that made sense!
> I can't think of anybody but the Old
> Bastard, who'd bother to shine up an
> ol' piece of junk like this!"
> \
> \ __(_
> (__(\\
> ________ ( o_o )
> file://_/==/_/ _ _ _\ o /_
> _______ file://| /| (_)_(_) /\\___//\
> _________)_______\____//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-----./_/)___(\_\_____
> / ---------------------/"------------==o|-----------~~ \___.___\
> \_ ________ / | _/>>>_>>>/
> (__) / __ \ \ | _________ (_)___()___)
> \==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_)
> \_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | \_/_()____()/
> ____\ `/__\' / /_______________________ \ `/__\' / /|_______
> `.______.'---' '. .'___.'__)
> ___ ~~~~~~
> |wax|
> _____________________________________________________________________
>
>
> Jonathon R. Oglesbee
> oglesbee@
> mail.fullnet.net
>
>
>
>
Sweet. =) DerBluT
Der BluT wrote in message <371...@mindspring.com>... >Sweet. =) > >DerBluT > Thanks man. I appreciate it. JRO
Why do you have that file://_/==/_/ thing there? It makes it blue =) Donovan wrote: > > Looks like you updated to OE 5.0 // problem at it's finest. > > -- > Peace, > Donovan > > /\ `_ , p e A c e c A m http://www.misslink.net/donovan/ > /_|\ -(_)- This is your portal to Ascii-Art, Kool-Aid, poetry, > /_|__\ , ` The Secret Link Game, DA QUIZ!, ZDTV, & the webcam. > /_|__|_\ Mailto:don...@misslink.net ICQ#: 812836 > _-/_|__|__|\_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_dwb_- > > .,_, EVANS PLUNGE BEANIE BABIES PRICE LIST > (O,O) http://www.misslink.net/donovan/bb1.html > ( ) New & Retired Beanies available. Prices at $6.95! > -"-"--------------------------------------------------------------dwb- > JRO wrote in message <370e2ea9.0@206.103.97.91>... > >You know... this is pretty much what I overheard out in the > >yard the other day. Sometimes I wonder about that kid... I > >wonder if he's actually a product of my loins, or not...... > > > > > > > > > > > > ________ > > file://_/==/_/ _ _ > > _______ file://| /| (_)_(_) > > _________)_______\____//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-------.______________ > > / ---------------------/"------------==o|-----------~~ \___.___\ > > \_ ________ / | _/>>>_>>>/ > > (__) / __ \ \ | _________ (_)___()___) > > \==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_) > > \_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | \_/_()____()/ > > ____\ `/__\' / /_______________________ \ `/__\' / /________ > > `.______.'---' '. .'___.' > > ~~~~~~ > > > > _____________________________________________________________________ > > > > > > > > "Blah, blah, blah... I can > > still hear Pop groaning! > > "Why don't you help your > > Old Man out, and wax her > > up for me?"..." > > , / > > ' __)_ / > > (_(\_\ . > > . /_o .) ________ > > _\o /_ file://_/==/_/ _ _ > > ___ _ooo/\\__//\_//| /| (_)_(_) > > __|wax|__)_________\__//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-------.______________ > > / ---------------------/-------------==o|-----------~~ \___.___\ > > \_ ________ / | _/>>>_>>>/ > > (__) / __ \ \ | _________ (_)___()___) > > \==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_) > > \_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | \_/_()____()/ > > ____\ `/__\' / /|__)____________________\ `/__\' / / ________ > > `.______.'---' '. .'___.' > > ~~~~~~ > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ > > > > > > > > "Sure,... like I got nothin' > > else to do with my life, > > but help him!" > > \ > > \ . _)_ > > / \ . > > ________ (\___/) > > file://_/==/_/ _ _ . _\ /_ ` > > _______ file://| /| (_)_(_) /\\___//\ _ > > _________)_______\____//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-----/ /) (\ \/_)~__ > > / ---------------------/"------------==o|-----------\ \| | \_/_.___\ > > \_ ________ / | \_|___|_/>>>_>>>/ > > (__) / __ \ \ | _________| | |_)___()___) > > \==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. | | | __[JRO]_) > > \_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | | | | ()___()/ > > _____\ `/__\' / /________________________\ `/__\' | | | / _______ > > `.______.'---' '. .'|_|_|' > > ~~~~~~ (__|__) > > ___ > > |wax| > > ______________________________________________________________________ > > > > > > > > > > "Of course, I'm sucker > > enough to fall for the > > guilt trip he put on me." > > \ > > \ _(_ . > > / \ > > . (\___/)_ ' > > /_\ /_/ _ _ > > _______ _ //\\___//\ (_)_(_) > > _________)_______\__(_\/ /) (\ \_/_/____/__.-------.______________ > > / ---------------------\_/-| |-\ \_==o|-----------~~ \___.___\ > > \_ ________ / |___| \__)~~| _/>>>_>>>/ > > (__) / __ \ \ | | | ~~~| _________ (_)___()___) > > \==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\===| | |========|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_) > > \_\ | () | |___________| | |____________/ | () | \_/_()____()/ > > ____\ `/__\' / /______ | | | __________ \ `/__\' / /________ > > `.______.'---' |_|_| '. .'___.' > > (__|__) ___ ~~~~~~ > > |wax| > > _____________________________________________________________________ > > > > > > > > "Whew! Finished > > at last." > > \ > > \ __)_ > > (__(\\ > > ________ ( o_o ) _ > > file://_/==/_/ _ _ _\ o /_ ( \ > > _______ file://| /| (_)_(_) /\\___//\/ / > > _________)_______\____//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-----./_/)___(\__/____ > > / ---------------------/"------------==o|-----------~~ \___.___\ > > \_ ________ / | _/>>>_>>>/ > > (__) / __ \ \ | _________ (_)___()___) > > \==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_) > > \_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | \_/_()____()/ > > ____\ `/__\' / /_______________________ \ `/__\' / /|_______ > > `.______.'---' '. .'___.'__) > > ___ ~~~~~~ > > |wax| > > _____________________________________________________________________ > > > > > > > > "I wouldn't mind so much, if only he'd > > ask me to do something that made sense! > > I can't think of anybody but the Old > > Bastard, who'd bother to shine up an > > ol' piece of junk like this!" > > \ > > \ __(_ > > (__(\\ > > ________ ( o_o ) > > file://_/==/_/ _ _ _\ o /_ > > _______ file://| /| (_)_(_) /\\___//\ > > _________)_______\____//_|____/_|__/_/____/__.-----./_/)___(\_\_____ > > / ---------------------/"------------==o|-----------~~ \___.___\ > > \_ ________ / | _/>>>_>>>/ > > (__) / __ \ \ | _________ (_)___()___) > > \==/ .\ /. |=GT500=\================|====/ .\ /. \===_/__[JRO]_) > > \_\ | () | |____________________________/ | () | \_/_()____()/ > > ____\ `/__\' / /_______________________ \ `/__\' / /|_______ > > `.______.'---' '. .'___.'__) > > ___ ~~~~~~ > > |wax| > > _____________________________________________________________________ > > > > > > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > > oglesbee@ > > mail.fullnet.net > > > > > > > > -- .-.--||-----||--.-.-----------------------.-.-----------------------.-. |K| || _ || |T| "FOR THE GREATER |E| Vice Admiral Acker |S| |I| ||=/#\=|| |H| GLORY OF THE EMPIRE, |B| Kam...@rotfl.com |C| |L| ||=\_/=|| |E| DESTROY EVERYTHING!" |E| http://fly.to/vaa |U| |L| || || |R| ~Briefing Officer |L| 15310412 -ICQ |M| '-'--||-----||--'-'-----------------------'-'-. rellik 608 -AIM .-'-' '-------------------'
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