Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Dec 2001.
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ASCII Art Fart for Tue, Dec 18, 2001
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· 7 messages · 19 Dec 2001 - 1 Jan 2002
**Yawn** C'mon, Tran-- even I could come up with a better caption. How about . . . : : : : : \ : / \:/ ' On 18 Dec 2001, Tran Q. Nguyen wrote: > > |\ /| > |*\ /*| > |**\ ------- /**| > |*/ \*| > _______|/__ 0 0 __\|_______ > ----------------- Y ----------------- > -------------- -------------- > @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > /-------------@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > /&&///() WW @@ |XX*VVOO*OOVV*XX| > /* &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVOOOVV*XX|| > | ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVOVV*XX| | > |8 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVV*XX| 8| > |88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*V*XX| ~~| > | 88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*XX| 888| > |+ 88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XXX| ~~~~| > | + 88 ** &&/ WW @@ |X| 88888| > | + 88 ** && W @@\@/ ~~~~~| > | + 88 * && W @\@/ 88888| > | + 88 ** &&/ W \@/ ~~~~~| > | 8 ** && WW\@/ 88888| > |S 8 ** ) W\@/ ~~~~~| > | SS )))))))))))))| > ))))) ))))))))))))))) > (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Marilee Lindgren > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > /////////////////////////////////////////////// > \\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\ > ||||||||||||||| The Calico Cat |||||||||||||||| > \\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\ > ///////////////////@@@@@@@@//////////////////// > > PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THIS 10-INCH DILDO FROM > MY MOUTH... THEY TOLD ME THAT MY CHEEKS WOULD > HURT, BUT I THOUGHT THEY MEANT SOMETHING ELSE!!! ============================ ,qppppp. qMMM____;M ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~ (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR qMMM.^^(Mp Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax) .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/ MMMMM_',MMp dMMMM YMMp -----BEGIN DISCORDIAN CODE BLOCK-----
On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 05:12:43 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the following text: >**Yawn** C'mon, Tran-- even I could come up with a better caption. How >about . . . >> |\ /| >> |*\ /*| >> |**\ ------- /**| >> |*/ \*| >> _______|/__ 0 0 __\|_______ >> ----------------- Y ----------------- >> -------------- -------------- >> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ >> /-------------@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ >> /&&///() WW @@ |XX*VVOO*OOVV*XX| >> /* &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVOOOVV*XX|| >> | ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVOVV*XX| | >> |8 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVV*XX| 8| >> |88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*V*XX| ~~| >> | 88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*XX| 888| >> |+ 88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XXX| ~~~~| >> | + 88 ** &&/ WW @@ |X| 88888| >> | + 88 ** && W @@\@/ ~~~~~| >> | + 88 * && W @\@/ 88888| >> | + 88 ** &&/ W \@/ ~~~~~| >> | 8 ** && WW\@/ 88888| >> |S 8 ** ) W\@/ ~~~~~| >> | SS )))))))))))))| >> ))))) ))))))))))))))) >> (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Marilee Lindgren >> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> /////////////////////////////////////////////// >> \\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\ >> ||||||||||||||| The Calico Cat |||||||||||||||| >> \\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\ >> ///////////////////@@@@@@@@//////////////////// >> >> PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THIS 10-INCH DILDO FROM >> MY MOUTH... THEY TOLD ME THAT MY CHEEKS WOULD >> HURT, BUT I THOUGHT THEY MEANT SOMETHING ELSE!!! You've forgot the "GHLAGHLAGHLAGHLA!!!" PART. -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail YTERM - A terminal program for queries.
U�ytkownik Tran Q. Nguyen <buf...@asciiartfarts.com> wrote
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In my opinion it's a good pic, I have seen worst than this.
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On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 19:02:31 GMT, ppu...@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) sucked my dick and said: >On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 05:12:43 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> >provoked the following text: >>**Yawn** C'mon, Tran-- even I could come up with a better caption. How >>about . . . >>> |\ /| >>> |*\ /*| >>> |**\ ------- /**| >>> |*/ \*| >>> _______|/__ 0 0 __\|_______ >>> ----------------- Y ----------------- >>> -------------- -------------- >>> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ >>> /-------------@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ >>> /&&///() WW @@ |XX*VVOO*OOVV*XX| >>> /* &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVOOOVV*XX|| >>> | ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVOVV*XX| | >>> |8 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVV*XX| 8| >>> |88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*V*XX| ~~| >>> | 88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*XX| 888| >>> |+ 88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XXX| ~~~~| >>> | + 88 ** &&/ WW @@ |X| 88888| >>> | + 88 ** && W @@\@/ ~~~~~| >>> | + 88 * && W @\@/ 88888| >>> | + 88 ** &&/ W \@/ ~~~~~| >>> | 8 ** && WW\@/ 88888| >>> |S 8 ** ) W\@/ ~~~~~| >>> | SS )))))))))))))| >>> ))))) ))))))))))))))) >>> (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Marilee Lindgren >>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >>> /////////////////////////////////////////////// >>> \\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\ >>> ||||||||||||||| The Calico Cat |||||||||||||||| >>> \\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\ >>> ///////////////////@@@@@@@@//////////////////// >>> PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THIS 10-INCH DILDO FROM >>> MY MOUTH... THEY TOLD ME THAT MY CHEEKS WOULD >>> HURT, BUT I THOUGHT THEY MEANT SOMETHING ELSE!!! >You've forgot the "GHLAGHLAGHLAGHLA!!!" PART. now everyone thinks they can be TRAN... THERE IS ONLY ONE TRAN, YA COCKSUCKERS!!! -- smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself if in doubt, suck me www.AdderleyStreet.co.za
On Thu, 20 Dec 2001 09:45:58 +0200, Mel <me...@adderleystreet.NOSPAM.co.za> provoked the following text: >>>**Yawn** C'mon, Tran-- even I could come up with a better caption. How >>>about . . . >>>> |\ /| >>>> |*\ /*| >>>> |**\ ------- /**| >>>> |*/ \*| >>>> _______|/__ 0 0 __\|_______ >>>> ----------------- Y ----------------- >>>> -------------- -------------- >>>> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ >>>> /-------------@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ >>>> /&&///() WW @@ |XX*VVOO*OOVV*XX| >>>> /* &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVOOOVV*XX|| >>>> | ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVOVV*XX| | >>>> |8 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVV*XX| 8| >>>> |88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*V*XX| ~~| >>>> | 88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*XX| 888| >>>> |+ 88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XXX| ~~~~| >>>> | + 88 ** &&/ WW @@ |X| 88888| >>>> | + 88 ** && W @@\@/ ~~~~~| >>>> | + 88 * && W @\@/ 88888| >>>> | + 88 ** &&/ W \@/ ~~~~~| >>>> | 8 ** && WW\@/ 88888| >>>> |S 8 ** ) W\@/ ~~~~~| >>>> | SS )))))))))))))| >>>> ))))) ))))))))))))))) >>>> (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Marilee Lindgren >>>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >>>> /////////////////////////////////////////////// >>>> \\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\ >>>> ||||||||||||||| The Calico Cat |||||||||||||||| >>>> \\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\ >>>> ///////////////////@@@@@@@@//////////////////// >>>> PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THIS 10-INCH DILDO FROM >>>> MY MOUTH... THEY TOLD ME THAT MY CHEEKS WOULD >>>> HURT, BUT I THOUGHT THEY MEANT SOMETHING ELSE!!! >>You've forgot the "GHLAGHLAGHLAGHLA!!!" PART. > >now everyone thinks they can be TRAN... > >THERE IS ONLY ONE TRAN, YA COCKSUCKERS!!! Nice Tran impression! -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
On Thu, 20 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: > now everyone thinks they can be TRAN... > > THERE IS ONLY ONE TRAN, YA COCKSUCKERS!!! Yeah, well he'd better shape-up and do a better job before I have to show him how it's done. I think he's runnin' out o' steam, honestly. =================== ,qppppp. qMMM____;M ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~ (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR qMMM.^^(Mp Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax) .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/ MMMMM_',MMp
Tran's caption wasn't without precedent. He's named several pieces as "worst ever of all time" throughout Art Fart's history. I don't know that he's running out of steam. I mean, gay jokes are in ample supply, and 2001 Dec 14's "Be my valentine, you useless cunt" had me literally laughing out loud. If he'd just stay off the gay crap, the Art Farts could only improve. "Taliszanna" <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> wrote in message news:Pin...@chem4823.usask.ca... > On Thu, 20 Dec 2001, Mel wrote: > > > now everyone thinks they can be TRAN... > > > > THERE IS ONLY ONE TRAN, YA COCKSUCKERS!!! > > Yeah, well he'd better shape-up and do a better job before I have > to show him how it's done. I think he's runnin' out o' steam, honestly. > > =================== > ,qppppp. > qMMM____;M ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~ (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR > qMMM.^^(Mp Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax) > .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/ > MMMMM_',MMp >
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