Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Sep 1996.
It can Work for YOU$
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 17 Sep 1996
IT CAN AND DOES HAPPEN!!
Taking 5 minutes to read what follows can change your life:
HOW MUCH DO YOU SPEND ON LOTTERIES? AND HOW POOR ARE THE ODDS?
HOW MUCH DOES $5 BUY AT MCDONALD'S? AND DO YOU REALLY ENJOY IT?
HOW MUCH DOES ONE MAGAZINE COST? MORE THAN THIS DOES MOST LIKELY...
I saw an article in an internet newsgroup telling me I could
make $50,000 within a month for an investment of only $5.
Who'd believe that? It's a scam, right? Wrong!
*********************************
** Don't go away yet!
** READ ON!!!!!!!
*********************************
I thought it was a huge joke. I spoke to my wife, attorney
and friends about it, and they all agreed it was some kind
of scam. I can't stand scams, because usually someone gets
burned, and I didn't want it to be me. Of course, I rejected
the idea at first. After a short period of about two weeks,
I thought "I have already heard of such things. But on the
Internet?!?". I decided that even if I had to throw $5 into
the fire, it wouldn't hurt my wallet that much, and gave it
a try. After all my wallet could sure use a LOT more than
five dollars.
Two weeks later, I began receiving money in the mail! I
could not believe it! Soon hundreds, and then thousands of
dollars began to roll in. Within 4 weeks, I had received a
total of $32,445! It came from everywhere in the world. My
bank account has changed its "-" into a big "+" (++++)!!!
I bought myself a car and things I had wanted for a long,
long time for my wife and kids!
If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason why
the same shouldn't happen to you! This is a legitimate
investment opportunity. You invest $5, and you receive a
return on your investment. So does the next investor. NOT
ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER- PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE.
If you are not interested, then don't participate, but
please print this article and pass it on to someone who may
be interested, so they can take advantage.
The procedure is simple:
1) Write your name and address on 5 sheets of paper.
Below that, write the words, "Please add me to your
mailing list." Fold $1 note or bank draft or money
order in each piece of paper and mail them to the
following 5 addresses:
1. Vic Williams
14307 Virtue Rd.
Lenoir City, Tn 37772 USA
2. Bill Brown
148 South Downlen #796
Beaumont, Tx. 77707 USA
3. Olivier Arcadipane
237 rue Francois Andre
7390 Quaregnon BELGIUM
4. BJ Connolly
34 Nottawasaga Crescent,
Brampton, Ontario,
Canada, L6Z-1B9
5. M. Cumming
P.O.BOX 252
Two Rivers, Wi ,54241 USA
2) Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other
four names up. In other words, #5 becomes #4 and so on.
Put your name as the fifth one on the list. Use a simple
text editor such as Notepad, in your "accessories" window
(If you have MS-Windows), or DOS editor. In fact, any
editor will do.
3) Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are
17,000, so it shouldn't be hard to find that many. Try
posting to as many newsgroups as you can, and the bigger the
newsgroup is, the more people are sure to see your message!
You are now in the mail order investment business, and
should start seeing returns within a week or two. Of course,
the more newsgroups you post to, the greater your return is.
If you wish to remain anonymous, you may use a pseudonym,
call yourself "The Manager", "The Boss", whatever but make
sure your address is correct.
Now, here is why the system works:
-Of every 200 posts I made, I received 5 responses. Yes,
only 5. You make $5 for every 200 posts with your name at #5.
-Each person who sent you $1 now also makes 200 additional
postings with your name at #4. ie. 1000 postings. On average
therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at #4.
$50.
-Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each with your name at
#3 or 10,000 postings. Average return 500 people = $500.
They make 200 postings each with your name at #2=100,000
postings=5000 return at $1 each=$5000.
-Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings with your name at
#1 and you get a return of $50,000 before your name drops
off the list. AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE MAKES 200
POSTINGS! Total income in one cycle=$55,000.
From time to time, when you see your name no longer on the
list, take the latest posting that appears in the newsgroups,
and send out another $5, and put your name at #5, and start
posting again. Remember, 200 postings is only a guideline.
The more you post, the greater the return.
Let's review why you should do this. THE ONLY COST IS $5, AND
5 STAMPS, AND 5 ENVELOPES. Anyone can afford $5 for such an
effortless investment with such SPECTACULAR RETURNS.
Some people have said to me, "What happens if the scheme is
played out and no one sends me any money?" Big Deal, so you
lose $5-but what are the chances of that happening?? Do you
think that NOBODY cares about a LEGAL chance of making such
BIG money as $50,000.00???? And all for a microscopic
investment of five separate dollars? Just think of all of
the new Internet users that join the net every day!!!
There are millions of internet users, and millions of new
net surfers every month! This is the great plus of the
Internet, people all over the world can hear you and will
listen carefully if you talk reasonably. Everyone will take
that chance! I agree, if it wasn't the Internet, and was a
small circle of people, the chance wouldn't have been so
small. The amount of money had to be 200 times bigger, and
the chances were zero. It wouldn't succeed.
But here, on the Internet, it is a giant village, where
thousands of new members join every day! You CAN'T lose!!!
Remember- read the instructions carefully, and play fairly.
That's the only way this will work. Get a printout so you
can refer back to this article easily.
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and
always keep an eye on the postings to make sure everyone is
playing fairly. You know where your name should be.
REMEMBER-HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO
CHEAT THIS IDEA TO MAKE MONEY!! BESIDES, NOT PLAYING THE
GAME FAIRLY IS ILLEGAL. SO LET'S BE REASONABLE AND PLAY
FAIRLY, SO WE CAN ALL ENJOY THE INTERNET GOLD MINE.
GOOD LUCK FOR YOU ALL, and remember, play fair and you'll
win, I don't want to mention what might happen to those who
won't. AND AGAIN, SEE YOU NEXT TIME WITH SOMETHING YOU'VE
WANTED FOR A LONG TIME!!!
On 17 Sep 1996, LONE WOLF wrote: > IT CAN AND DOES HAPPEN!! > > Taking 5 minutes to read what follows can change your life: > > HOW MUCH DO YOU SPEND ON LOTTERIES? AND HOW POOR ARE THE ODDS? > HOW MUCH DOES $5 BUY AT MCDONALD'S? AND DO YOU REALLY ENJOY IT? > HOW MUCH DOES ONE MAGAZINE COST? MORE THAN THIS DOES MOST LIKELY... > > I saw an article in an internet newsgroup telling me I could > make $50,000 within a month for an investment of only $5. > Who'd believe that? It's a scam, right? Wrong! > > ********************************* > ** Don't go away yet! > ** READ ON!!!!!!! > ********************************* > > I thought it was a huge joke. I spoke to my wife, attorney > and friends about it, and they all agreed it was some kind > of scam. I can't stand scams, because usually someone gets > burned, and I didn't want it to be me. Of course, I rejected > the idea at first. After a short period of about two weeks, > I thought "I have already heard of such things. But on the > Internet?!?". I decided that even if I had to throw $5 into > the fire, it wouldn't hurt my wallet that much, and gave it > a try. After all my wallet could sure use a LOT more than > five dollars. > > Two weeks later, I began receiving money in the mail! I > could not believe it! Soon hundreds, and then thousands of > dollars began to roll in. Within 4 weeks, I had received a > total of $32,445! It came from everywhere in the world. My > bank account has changed its "-" into a big "+" (++++)!!! > I bought myself a car and things I had wanted for a long, > long time for my wife and kids! > > If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason why > the same shouldn't happen to you! This is a legitimate > investment opportunity. You invest $5, and you receive a > return on your investment. So does the next investor. NOT > ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER- PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE. > > If you are not interested, then don't participate, but > please print this article and pass it on to someone who may > be interested, so they can take advantage. > > The procedure is simple: > > 1) Write your name and address on 5 sheets of paper. > Below that, write the words, "Please add me to your > mailing list." Fold $1 note or bank draft or money > order in each piece of paper and mail them to the > following 5 addresses: > > 1. Vic Williams > 14307 Virtue Rd. > Lenoir City, Tn 37772 USA > > 2. Bill Brown > 148 South Downlen #796 > Beaumont, Tx. 77707 USA > > 3. Olivier Arcadipane > 237 rue Francois Andre > 7390 Quaregnon BELGIUM > > 4. BJ Connolly > 34 Nottawasaga Crescent, > Brampton, Ontario, > Canada, L6Z-1B9 > > 5. M. Cumming > P.O.BOX 252 > Two Rivers, Wi ,54241 USA > > 2) Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other > four names up. In other words, #5 becomes #4 and so on. > Put your name as the fifth one on the list. Use a simple > text editor such as Notepad, in your "accessories" window > (If you have MS-Windows), or DOS editor. In fact, any > editor will do. > > 3) Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are > 17,000, so it shouldn't be hard to find that many. Try > posting to as many newsgroups as you can, and the bigger the > newsgroup is, the more people are sure to see your message! > > You are now in the mail order investment business, and > should start seeing returns within a week or two. Of course, > the more newsgroups you post to, the greater your return is. > If you wish to remain anonymous, you may use a pseudonym, > call yourself "The Manager", "The Boss", whatever but make > sure your address is correct. > > Now, here is why the system works: > > -Of every 200 posts I made, I received 5 responses. Yes, > only 5. You make $5 for every 200 posts with your name at #5. > > -Each person who sent you $1 now also makes 200 additional > postings with your name at #4. ie. 1000 postings. On average > therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at #4. > $50. > > -Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each with your name at > #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return 500 people = $500. > They make 200 postings each with your name at #2=100,000 > postings=5000 return at $1 each=$5000. > > -Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings with your name at > #1 and you get a return of $50,000 before your name drops > off the list. AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE MAKES 200 > POSTINGS! Total income in one cycle=$55,000. > > From time to time, when you see your name no longer on the > list, take the latest posting that appears in the newsgroups, > and send out another $5, and put your name at #5, and start > posting again. Remember, 200 postings is only a guideline. > The more you post, the greater the return. > > Let's review why you should do this. THE ONLY COST IS $5, AND > 5 STAMPS, AND 5 ENVELOPES. Anyone can afford $5 for such an > effortless investment with such SPECTACULAR RETURNS. > > Some people have said to me, "What happens if the scheme is > played out and no one sends me any money?" Big Deal, so you > lose $5-but what are the chances of that happening?? Do you > think that NOBODY cares about a LEGAL chance of making such > BIG money as $50,000.00???? And all for a microscopic > investment of five separate dollars? Just think of all of > the new Internet users that join the net every day!!! > > There are millions of internet users, and millions of new > net surfers every month! This is the great plus of the > Internet, people all over the world can hear you and will > listen carefully if you talk reasonably. Everyone will take > that chance! I agree, if it wasn't the Internet, and was a > small circle of people, the chance wouldn't have been so > small. The amount of money had to be 200 times bigger, and > the chances were zero. It wouldn't succeed. > > But here, on the Internet, it is a giant village, where > thousands of new members join every day! You CAN'T lose!!! > > Remember- read the instructions carefully, and play fairly. > That's the only way this will work. Get a printout so you > can refer back to this article easily. > > Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and > always keep an eye on the postings to make sure everyone is > playing fairly. You know where your name should be. > > REMEMBER-HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO > CHEAT THIS IDEA TO MAKE MONEY!! BESIDES, NOT PLAYING THE > GAME FAIRLY IS ILLEGAL. SO LET'S BE REASONABLE AND PLAY > FAIRLY, SO WE CAN ALL ENJOY THE INTERNET GOLD MINE. > > GOOD LUCK FOR YOU ALL, and remember, play fair and you'll > win, I don't want to mention what might happen to those who > won't. AND AGAIN, SEE YOU NEXT TIME WITH SOMETHING YOU'VE > WANTED FOR A LONG TIME!!! > > > >
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