Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Nov 1999.
A tought for the Hollidays
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 10 Nov 1999 - 13 Nov 1999
Hi,
Not my usual email to you,
but something I tought appropriate this time of the year.
If it makes you think, my goal is acheived.
Happy Hollidays to all
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`,/` I went to a party Mom, and remembered what you said.
`.\`
,o\ You told me not to drink Mom, so I drank soda instead.
/o.
`,/` I really felt proud inside Mom, just like you said I would.
`.\`
,o\ I didn't drink and drive Mom, although others said I should.
/o.
`,/`
`.\`
,o\ I know I did the right thing Mom, I know you are always right.
/o.
`,/` Now the party is finally ending Mom, as everyone's driving
`.\`
,o\ out of sight.
/o.
`,/` As I got into my car Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
`.\`
,o\ Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
/o.
`,/`
`.\`
,o\ I started to drive away Mom, but as I pulled out onto the road,
/o.
`,/` The other car didn't see me Mom, it hit me like a load.
`.\`
,o\ As I lay here on the pavement Mom, I hear the policeman say,
/o.
`,/` The other guy is drunk Mom, and now I'm the one to pay.
`.\`
,o\
/o.
`,/` I'm lying here dying Mom, I wish you'd get here soon.
`.\`
,o\ How could this happen to me Mom? My life just burst like a
/o.
`,/` balloon.
`.\`
,o\ There is blood all around me Mom, and most of it is mine.
/o.
`,/` I hear the medic say Mom, I'll die in a short time.
`.\`
,o\
/o.
`,/` I just wanted to tell you Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
`.\`
,o\ It was the others Mom. The others didn't think.
/o.
`,/` He was probably at the same party as I.
`.\`
,o\ The only difference is he drank, and I will die.
/o.
`,/`
`.\`
,o\ Why do people drink Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
/o.
`,/` I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.
`.\`
,o\ The guy who hit me is walking Mom, I don't think it's fair.
/o.
`,/` I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.
`.\`
,o\
/o.
`,/` Tell my brother and my sister not to cry Mom.
`.\`
,o\ Tell Daddy to be brave.
/o.
`,/` And when I go to Heaven Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
`.\`
,o\ Someone should have told him Mom, not to drink and drive.
/o.
`,/` If only they had told him Mom, I would still be alive.
`.\`
,o\
/o.
`,/` My breath is getting shorter Mom, I am getting very scared.
`.\`
,o\ Please don't cry for me Mom, when I needed you,
/o.
`,/` you were always there.
`.\`
,o\ I have one last question Mom, before I say good-bye.
/o.
`,/` I didn't drink and drive Mom, so why am I the one to die?
`.\`
,o\
/o.
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<tt>Hi,</tt><tt></tt>
<p><tt>Not my usual email to you,</tt>
<br><tt>but something I tought appropriate this time of the year.</tt><tt></tt>
<p><tt>If it makes you think, my goal is acheived.</tt><tt></tt>
<p><tt>Happy Hollidays to all</tt>
<br><tt></tt> <tt></tt>
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<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` I went to a party Mom, and remembered what you said.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ You told me not to drink Mom, so I drank soda instead.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` I really felt proud inside Mom, just like you said I
would.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ I didn't drink and drive Mom, although others said
I should.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/`</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ I know I did the right thing Mom, I know you are
always right.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` Now the party is finally ending Mom, as everyone's driving</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\
out of sight.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` As I got into my car Mom, I knew I'd get home in one
piece.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ Because of the way you raised me, so responsible
and sweet.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/`</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ I started to drive away Mom, but as I pulled out
onto the road,</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` The other car didn't see me Mom, it hit me like a load.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ As I lay here on the pavement Mom, I hear the policeman
say,</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` The other guy is drunk Mom, and now I'm the one to pay.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` I'm lying here dying Mom, I wish you'd get here soon.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ How could this happen to me Mom? My life just burst
like a</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/`
balloon.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ There is blood all around me Mom, and most of it
is mine.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` I hear the medic say Mom, I'll die in a short time.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` I just wanted to tell you Mom, I swear I didn't drink.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ It was the others Mom. The others didn't think.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` He was probably at the same party as I.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ The only difference is he drank, and I will die.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/`</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ Why do people drink Mom? It can ruin your whole
life.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ The guy who hit me is walking Mom, I don't think
it's fair.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` Tell my brother and my sister not to cry Mom.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\
Tell Daddy to be brave.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` And when I go to Heaven Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my
grave.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ Someone should have told him Mom, not to drink
and drive.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` If only they had told him Mom, I would still be alive.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` My breath is getting shorter Mom, I am getting very
scared.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ Please don't cry for me Mom, when I needed you,</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/`
you were always there.</tt>
<br><tt>`.\`</tt>
<br><tt> ,o\ I have one last question Mom, before I say good-bye.</tt>
<br><tt>/o.</tt>
<br><tt> `,/` I didn't drink and drive Mom, so why am I the one to
die?</tt>
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<br><tt>/o.</tt><tt></tt>
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Marcel LeBlanc <mar...@videotron.ca> wrote in message news:382...@videotron.ca... > Zz > zZ > |\ z _,,,---,,_ > /,`.-'`' _ ;-;;,_ > |,4- ) )-,_..;\ ( `'-' > '---''(_/--' `-'\_) Isn't that Felix Lee's cat? Anyone confirm or deny this for me? Andrew
In article<80i53i$h2c$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk>XeMu1, Andrew Carpenter <new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk> writes: >> Zz >> zZ >> |\ z _,,,---,,_ >> /,`.-'`' _ ;-;;,_ >> |,4- ) )-,_..;\ ( `'-' >> '---''(_/--' `-'\_) > >Isn't that Felix Lee's cat? it is > >Anyone confirm or deny this for me? |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |<a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"></a>_____________|/_______| L and<a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"></a>XemuSP4(:)
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