Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Apr 1996.
NO MORE LAWYERS!
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 22 Apr 1996
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lowing legal procedures:
Bankruptcy - Chapters 7, 11 & 13
Incorporation
Uncontested Divorce
Living Trust
Living Will
Last Will And Testament
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