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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Apr 1996.
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NO MORE LAWYERS!

NO MORE LAWYERS!

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 22 Apr 1996
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lowing legal procedures:

        Bankruptcy - Chapters 7, 11 & 13
        Incorporation
        Uncontested Divorce
        Living Trust
        Living Will
        Last Will And Testament

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