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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 Mar 2005.
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ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2005 Mar 23: #2099 WOMEN FROM SPAIN

ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2005 Mar 23: #2099 WOMEN FROM SPAIN

alt.ascii-art · 7 messages · 25 Mar 2005 - 26 Mar 2005
Zotiel R. Bell <ali...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 25 Mar 2005 01:06 · permalink · report
"Faux_Tran" <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:QYr0e.5858$%d7.511@lakeread03...
> #2099 WOMEN FROM SPAIN
>
>
>                                ,v-,
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>
> Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>
>
>

I see ducks...

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*shrug* So, they needed a bit of tweaking...
Zot


As a side note...anyone suggest a free newsserver? Mine is gunna expire VERY
shortly...Thanks!

Zotiel R. Bell wrote:
> 
> As a side note...anyone suggest a free newsserver? Mine is gunna expire VERY
> shortly...Thanks!
> 
> 
I am ready to bet your news server is the same as mine.
What about switching to your ISPs?

OA:
       _--------_
      //        \\
     //          \\
    ||     1      ||
    ||    EURO    ||
     \\          //
      \\        //
        --------

My news server likes his euros too much.
-- 
Bertrand

Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> ASCII art 25 Mar 2005 04:10 · permalink · report
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Zotiel R. Bell wrote the following -._
> As a side note...anyone suggest a free newsserver? Mine is gunna expire VERY
> shortly...Thanks!

A troll in another group is using news.usenetzone.com.  In an attempt
to view their abuse policy I noticed they haven't got one.  No TOS, no
privacy statment, nothing other than putting your email addy in the
box, getting your user name and password via email.

I haven't tried posting via it yet but you can try it out on a
spamable address of yours.  Register at
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They have been up since... last year so I don't know how they are
paying the bills but it is there to try.

OA: 

 _Memories of Tomorrow # 0025 # You can learn a lot from a dummy______
|      __    _            __    _                                     |
|     |o \  /|\          |o \  /|\                                    |
|     `\__|/ | \         `\__|/ | \                                   |
|      /  \  |  \         /  \  |  \   When Hawk-men are outlawed     |
|      | \ \ |  /         | \ \ |  /   only Hawk-men will be outlaws. |
|      \ / / | /          \ / / | /                                   |
|       |ww\/|/            |WW\/|/                                    |
|       |_|  '    :F_P:    |_|_ '                                     |
|      (__|               (__| `--()                                  |
|                                                                     |
|_____________________________________________________________________|

######################################Thu 24 Feb 2005#################


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ABCGi <abc...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 25 Mar 2005 06:09 · permalink · report
Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Zotiel R. Bell wrote the following -._
> 
>>As a side note...anyone suggest a free newsserver? Mine is gunna expire VERY
>>shortly...Thanks!
> 
> 
> A troll in another group is using news.usenetzone.com.  In an attempt
> to view their abuse policy I noticed they haven't got one.  No TOS, no
> privacy statment, nothing other than putting your email addy in the
> box, getting your user name and password via email.
> 
> I haven't tried posting via it yet but you can try it out on a
> spamable address of yours.  Register at
> <url:http://www.usenetzone.com>
> 
> They have been up since... last year so I don't know how they are
> paying the bills but it is there to try.
> 
> OA: 
> 
>  _Memories of Tomorrow # 0025 # You can learn a lot from a dummy______
> |      __    _            __    _                                     |
> |     |o \  /|\          |o \  /|\                                    |
> |     `\__|/ | \         `\__|/ | \                                   |
> |      /  \  |  \         /  \  |  \   When Hawk-men are outlawed     |
> |      | \ \ |  /         | \ \ |  /   only Hawk-men will be outlaws. |
> |      \ / / | /          \ / / | /                                   |
> |       |ww\/|/            |WW\/|/                                    |
> |       |_|  '    :F_P:    |_|_ '                                     |
> |      (__|               (__| `--()                                  |
> |                                                                     |
> |_____________________________________________________________________|
> 
> ######################################Thu 24 Feb 2005#################

This one confuses me... no crime in the future?

-- 
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         Chemical   Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.fly.to =-+-=>
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In <424...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>, ABCGi wrote:

>> OA: 
>> 
>>  _Memories of Tomorrow # 0025 # You can learn a lot from a dummy______
>> |      __    _            __    _                                     |
>> |     |o \  /|\          |o \  /|\                                    |
>> |     `\__|/ | \         `\__|/ | \                                   |
>> |      /  \  |  \         /  \  |  \   When Hawk-men are outlawed     |
>> |      | \ \ |  /         | \ \ |  /   only Hawk-men will be outlaws. |
>> |      \ / / | /          \ / / | /                                   |
>> |       |ww\/|/            |WW\/|/                                    |
>> |       |_|  '    :F_P:    |_|_ '                                     |
>> |      (__|               (__| `--()                                  |
>> |                                                                     |
>> |_____________________________________________________________________|
>> 
>> ######################################Thu 24 Feb 2005#################
>
>This one confuses me... no crime in the future?

I believe it's reference to the movie "Flash Gordon".

Plot Summary for 
Flash Gordon (1980)

"In this update of the 1930's comic strip, Flash is a football hero
who is skyjacked aboard Dr. Zarkov's rocketship along with beautiful
Dale Arden. The threesome are drawn into the influence of the planet
Mongo, controlled by Ming the Merciless. Ming has been testing the
Earth with unnatural disasters, and deeming it a threat to his rule,
he plans to destroy it. He also intends to take Dale as his concubine.
Flash must avoid the amorous attentions of Ming's daughter and unite
the warring kingdoms of Mongo to rescue Dale and save our world."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080745/

Brian Blessed played 'Prince Vultan of the Hawk Men'... 

 
 

Sharky <sha...@hellsgates.cor> wrote:

> In <424...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>, ABCGi wrote:
> 
> >> OA: 
> >> 
> >>  _Memories of Tomorrow # 0025 # You can learn a lot from a dummy______
> >> |      __    _            __    _                                     |
> >> |     |o \  /|\          |o \  /|\                                    |
> >> |     `\__|/ | \         `\__|/ | \                                   |
> >> |      /  \  |  \         /  \  |  \   When Hawk-men are outlawed     |
> >> |      | \ \ |  /         | \ \ |  /   only Hawk-men will be outlaws. |
> >> |      \ / / | /          \ / / | /                                   |
> >> |       |ww\/|/            |WW\/|/                                    |
> >> |       |_|  '    :F_P:    |_|_ '                                     |
> >> |      (__|               (__| `--()                                  |
> >> |                                                                     |
> >> |_____________________________________________________________________|
> >> 
> >> ######################################Thu 24 Feb 2005#################
> >
> >This one confuses me... no crime in the future?
> 
> I believe it's reference to the movie "Flash Gordon".
> 

Possibly it would make more sense as:

"When Hawk-men are outlawed only outlaws will be Hawk-men"

as in:

"If guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns"

...either way, the ascii hawk-men are awesome.

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"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:waM0e.5918$%d7.2201@lakeread03...
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Zotiel R. Bell wrote the following -._
> > As a side note...anyone suggest a free newsserver? Mine is gunna expire VERY
> > shortly...Thanks!
>
> A troll in another group is using news.usenetzone.com.  In an attempt
> to view their abuse policy I noticed they haven't got one.  No TOS, no
> privacy statment, nothing other than putting your email addy in the
> box, getting your user name and password via email.
>
> I haven't tried posting via it yet but you can try it out on a
> spamable address of yours.  Register at
> <url:http://www.usenetzone.com>
>
> They have been up since... last year so I don't know how they are
> paying the bills but it is there to try.
>
YAY... hehe...it seems to work (assuming this goes through). Though,
ummm...please don't place me with the trolls.

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