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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 Dec 2002.
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Nerd Boy, episode 312

Nerd Boy, episode 312

alt.ascii-art · 15 messages · 3 Dec 2002 - 6 Dec 2002
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 3 Dec 2002 23:21 · permalink · report
     _|_                               Hey Fan Boy! You're stupid, and
    /___\                ,,,            ,   I've been meaning to ask:
                         '..          OO   Is ignorance really bliss?
  _________  _|          .||.          ))
_ |       | | | _________ || ________ d d _______________________


  Well, on one hand, one            Uh huh.
   doesn't have a care  `,,,         ,
     in the world...     '..       OO
                         -||.     .||.
                 ________ || _____ dd _____



 ...on the other, it might
   be frustrating at times...
                        `,,,
                         '..       OO
                         -||-     .||.
              ___________ || _____ dd ________



               In short: I
               don't know!
                        `,,,        *
                         '..       Oo
                         -||-       ))
jg                        ||       dd



----
Pretty standard gag, not much to comment on.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Joaquim G�ndara schreef
>                In short: I
>                don't know!
>                         `,,,        *
>                          '..       Oo
>                          -||-       ))
> jg                        ||       dd

Predictable, yet very funny. I like the way Nerd Boy looks.
-- 
Dennis K.
Virginity: An unfulfilled hole?

Joaquim G�ndara
>
>      _|_                               Hey Fan Boy! You're stupid, and
>     /___\                ,,,            ,   I've been meaning to ask:
>                          '..          OO   Is ignorance really bliss?
>   _________  _|          .||.          ))
> _ |       | | | _________ || ________ d d _______________________
>
>
> ...
> Pretty standard gag, not much to comment on.

I like the lamp.

R@ineR

On 03 Dez 2002 Dennis Kaarsemaker wrote:
> Joaquim G�ndara schreef
>>                In short: I
>>                don't know!
>>                         `,,,        *
>>                          '..       Oo
>>                          -||-       ))
>> jg                        ||       dd
> 
> Predictable, yet very funny. I like the way Nerd Boy looks.

I don't. Kind of over-reacting, isn't he? Looks like he's playing
up for the audience. The only graphical gag in this would be to have
none. Can you hear the applause-and-laughter machine? 

:)
Andreas

-- 
________________________________________________ http://www.ascii-art.de

Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> ASCII art 4 Dec 2002 00:43 · permalink · report
 _.--- Joaquim G�ndara spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
>
>      _|_
>     /___\
>
>   _________  _|
> _ |       | | | __ jg



Close up:




                              |
                              |
                       _______|________
                      /                \
                     / O   O   O   O   O\
                    /                    \
                   /______________________\

                                                                      |
                                                                     -|-
                                                                      |
         ---------------------------------------------        --------|
          |                                         |         |       |
          |                                         |         |       |
          |                                         |         |       |
          |                                         |         |       |
          |        _____   ____                     |         |       |
          |        |   |  |    |                    |         |       |
          |        |   |  |____|                    |         |       |
          |        |  q|                            |         |       |
----------|________|___|________________________:F_P:---------|_______|--













'---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~

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       ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._))        | - Andrew Jackson

"Andreas Freise" <ad...@mpq.mpg.de> skrev i meddelandet
 news:kti...@adfpc.amp.uni-hannover.de
> On 03 Dez 2002 Dennis Kaarsemaker wrote:
> > Joaquim G�ndara schreef
> >>                In short: I
> >>                don't know!
> >>                         `,,,        *
> >>                          '..       Oo
> >>                          -||-       ))
> >> jg                        ||       dd
> >
> > Predictable, yet very funny. I like the way Nerd Boy looks.
>
> I don't. Kind of over-reacting, isn't he? Looks like he's playing
> up for the audience. The only graphical gag in this would be to have
> none. Can you hear the applause-and-laughter machine?

In retrospect, yes. Worst episode ever.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

 _.--- Joaquim G�ndara spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> 
> In retrospect, yes. Worst episode ever.
> 

Not at all.  I injoyed it.  Mostly because I have had that exact same
conversation with too many people and responded much like NB.

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Carl W. <roo...@127spam.0.0.1> ASCII art 4 Dec 2002 14:32 · permalink · report
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message
news:slrnauqjv8.p5t.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a...
> _.--- Joaquim G�ndara spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._


(1) [Diddled - added NB and FB]

> >                      Let's go
> >      _|_             outside
> >     /___\            `,,,       ,'kay
> >                       '..      OO
> >   _________  _|       -||-    .||.
> > _ |       | | | __ jg  ||      dd


Hold on. Isn't this the start of an infinite loop?:

(2)    |
     .-+-.
    /_____\
                    .
                    |
-+-----------+- .---+
 |           |  |   |
 |  []"      |  |   | crw


(3)             |
            ____|____
           /o o o o o\
          /___________\
                                           |
                                           |
 ______________________________     _______|
  |                          |     |       |
  |                          |     |       |
  |      _   _               |     |       |
  |     | | |_|              |     |       |
 .|_____|_|__________________|.....|_______|.

(4)
> [FP's] Close up:
>
>                               |
>                               |
>                        _______|________
>                       /                \
>                      / O   O   O   O   O\
>                     /                    \
>                    /______________________\
>
>                                                                       |
>                                                                      -|-
>                                                                       |
>          ---------------------------------------------        --------|
>           |                                         |         |       |
>           |                                         |         |       |
>           |                                         |         |       |
>           |                                         |         |       |
>           |        _____   ____                     |         |       |
>           |        |   |  |    |                    |         |       |
>           |        |   |  |____|                    |         |       |
>           |        |  q|                            |         |       |
> ----------|________|___|________________________:F_P:---------|_______|--


    |        _____   ____      Well, *that*   |
    |       /| /_|  |,,, |     , was weird!   |
    |      | |   |  |'.._|    OO              |
    |      | |___|   .||.    -||-             |
  --|______|P||__|____||______dd__________:F_P:-
           |/

With apologies to JG and FP.

Relurking,
Carl

Faux_Pseudo schreef
>  _.--- Joaquim G�ndara spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
>> 
>> In retrospect, yes. Worst episode ever.
>> 
> 
> Not at all.  I injoyed it.  Mostly because I have had that exact same
> conversation with too many people and responded much like NB.
 
Likewise me, morocco mole ;)
-- 
Dennis K.
Even if you're one in a million, there are 5700 people just like you

Harry Mason <spa...@no.spam> ASCII art 4 Dec 2002 23:05 · permalink · report
Carl W. <root@127spam.0.0.1> wrote:
> (3)             |
>             ____|____
>            /o o o o o\
>           /___________\
>                                           |
>                                           |
>  ____________________________      _______|
>  |                          |     |       |
>  |                          |     |       |
>  |      _   _               |     |       |
>  |     | | |_|              |     |       |
> .|_____|_|__________________|.....|_______|.

What do those aliens want?

(3)             |
            ____|____
           /o o o o o\
          /___________\
               ==                         |
            . `--' ,                      |
       Help! `----'                       |
 __________`-.\OO/___________      _______|
 |             ||       Bring back|       |
 |            d  b    ,,, Elvis!  |       |
 |      _   _         '', / |     |       |
 |     | | |_|       `||.   |     |       |
.|_____|_|____________||____|.....|_______|.

-- 
Harry Mason ("hjm200.ecs@soton@ac@uk" =~ tr/@./.@/)

 _.--- Carl W. spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> 
>     |        _____   ____      Well, *that*   |
>     |       /| /_|  |,,, |     , was weird!   |
>     |      | |   |  |'.._|    OO              |
>     |      | |___|   .||.    -||-             |
>   --|______|P||__|____||______dd__________:F_P:-
>            |/
> 
> With apologies to JG and FP.

No apologies needed on my end. I was thinking of doing something like
that too but just decided to let it be.  Thanks for doing it so I
didn't have too.  

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Helen <@ab...> 5 Dec 2002 13:14 · permalink · report
Hi,
Could you draw me a banjo or tell me how?  TIA

 _.--- Helen spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> Hi,
> Could you draw me a banjo or tell me how?  TIA

Is that request addressed to just me or the whole group?

I would first look at http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii and see if you can
find one there.  If not then look for guitars that can be converted
into banjos.

As always don't be afraid to read http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/faq.html


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Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 5 Dec 2002 23:08 · permalink · report
"Carl W." <root@127spam.0.0.1> skrev i meddelandet
 news:3dee1255$1...@dnews0.news.legend.net.uk
>
> (1) [Diddled - added NB and FB]
>
> > >                      Let's go
> > >      _|_             outside
> > >     /___\            `,,,       ,'kay
> > >                       '..      OO
> > >   _________  _|       -||-    .||.
> > > _ |       | | | __ jg  ||      dd
>
> (2)    |
>      .-+-.
>     /_____\
>                     .
>                     |
> -+-----------+- .---+
>  |           |  |   |
>  |  []"      |  |   | crw
>
>
> (3)             |
>             ____|____
>            /o o o o o\
>           /___________\
>                                            |
>                                            |
>  ______________________________     _______|
>   |                          |     |       |
>   |                          |     |       |
>   |      _   _               |     |       |
>   |     | | |_|              |     |       |
>  .|_____|_|__________________|.....|_______|.
>
> (4)
> > [FP's] Close up:
> >
> >                               |
> >                               |
> >                        _______|________
> >                       /                \
> >                      / O   O   O   O   O\
> >                     /                    \
> >                    /______________________\
> >
> >                                                                       |
> >                                                                      -|-
> >                                                                       |
> >          ---------------------------------------------        --------|
> >           |                                         |         |       |
> >           |                                         |         |       |
> >           |                                         |         |       |
> >           |                                         |         |       |
> >           |        _____   ____                     |         |       |
> >           |        |   |  |    |                    |         |       |
> >           |        |   |  |____|                    |         |       |
> >           |        |  q|                            |         |       |
> > ----------|________|___|________________________:F_P:---------|_______|--

                                                                          |
(5)                                                                      -|-
                                                                          |
             ---------------------------------------------        --------|
              |                                         |         |       |
              |                                         |         |       |
              |                                         |         |       |
              |                                         |         |       |
              |        _____   ____                     |         |       |
              |       /| /_|  |    |     Well, -that-   |         |       |
              |      | |   |  ,,, _|     ,  was weird!  |         |       |
              |      | |___|  '..      OO               |         |       |
    ----------|______|P||__|_ .||. __ -||- _________:F_P:crw-jg---|_______|--
                     |/        ||      dd

(6)
                                  |
            *Initiate             |
             tractor       _______|________
              beam*       /                \  *Yes sir!*
                         / O   O   O   O   O\
                        /                    \
                       /______________________\

                         *wowowowowowowoowoowoo..*                        |
                                                                         -|-
                                                                          |
             ---------------------------------------------        --------|
              |                                         |         |       |
              |                                         |         |       |
              |                                         |         |       |
              |                                         |         |       |
              | If you thought that was weird,          |         |       |
              |take a look at those two giants.         |         |       |
              |      | |   | `,,,                       |         |       |
              |      | |___|  '..      @@               |         |       |
    ----------|______|P||__|_ .||- ___ \\  _________:F_P:crw-jg---|_______|--
                     |/        ||       bb

(7) aka (1)

                     Let's go
           _|_        outside
          /___\            `,,,       ,'kay
    help!  .' aah!          '..      OO
        _________  _|       -||-    .||.
      _ |       | | | __ jg  ||      dd


There, now it's really an endless loop. :)


> With apologies to JG and FP.

Apology accepted. ;)

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Helen <@ab...> 6 Dec 2002 03:33 · permalink · report
Just to anyone who could make one or had one to share.
It was a request.  I made one.. not that great, but perhaps
it will suffice.  TIA

Helen
PS Thanks for the links and info.

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